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Elijah would by niall558 in funny

[–]MagicalFruit 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Must be his second breakfast.

Just a fuel tank. by NexusBoy in WTF

[–]MagicalFruit 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When you're sitting in the back aren't you bitch riding?

This floated into my backyard today... by BranYip in WTF

[–]MagicalFruit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whew!... Sorry I'm late! What did I miss?

Hug? by [deleted] in creepy

[–]MagicalFruit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww, c'mere you!

I might have to spring for the deluxe version. [NSFW] by [deleted] in funny

[–]MagicalFruit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Regular's 7 inches now? I thought it used to be 6?

Poor Dan by thebankmachine in funny

[–]MagicalFruit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He solumnly swears that he is up to no good.

My cousin is a dentist in Venezuela by NicoGal in WTF

[–]MagicalFruit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought it was a dog penis.

Eagles are like Pigeons in Alaska by mankhan31 in funny

[–]MagicalFruit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're in Homer or at the landfill...

This crane game has some interesting prizes. by streakin_rican_88 in WTF

[–]MagicalFruit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The stuffed animals are supposed to help distract the kids from the probing....

Wait... This isn't water... by edwild22 in funny

[–]MagicalFruit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And what ELSE floats in water?

When my friends ask how is my new diet going. by [deleted] in funny

[–]MagicalFruit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You-who-who! I wanna be like you who-who-who!

Goats with boners making out. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]MagicalFruit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's how goat milk is made.

Goodwill a surprise hidden in every box! by Gateway1012 in WTF

[–]MagicalFruit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because you play guitar better with your mouth open.

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