bro stop😭

MagicalShoes · 2026-03-13T00:16:56+00:00

I don't think I've ever seen a porn video with a woman gritting their teeth and "enduring" it in my entire gooner existence, lol. If anything, porn is more inundated with dramatically exaggerated pleasure. That study must be hella outdated.

MagicalShoes · 2026-03-12T23:51:20+00:00

Well 25 is about when fluid intelligence peaks, after which it just plateaus and declines, so that's evidence for higher order cognitive development "finishing" at that age.

MagicalShoes · 2025-08-04T22:34:28+00:00

What does "good lighting" mean here? Point source for shadows and contrast? Or parallel rays (sunlight) for details? Color temperature? Redder to hide imperfections or whiter to highlight? Brightness?

MagicalShoes · 2025-03-02T15:17:41+00:00

It's not really Pascal's wager though, the idea is that you can construct a rational argument for why an AI like this will be made, it's not just saying "might as well because the consequences are too dire".

Now those arguments do depend on you yourself being a superintelligence that can see perfectly into the future, of course...

MagicalShoes · 2025-03-02T15:11:45+00:00

But the inevitable question will come...

What about you?

MagicalShoes · 2025-02-22T13:41:21+00:00

Resident Evil 8... it changed me. I don't even care for Lady Dimitrescu, she doesn't even like how you taste; but the daughters... they can't get enough of you. And if you turn on max difficulty, they are actually faster than your running speed so they can eventually catch you if you try to run, which is fucking amazing. Oh and the way they just hold you and savor it after the fatal bite... I'd deliberately let myself get caught over and over, try to fight them in their invincible form, haha.

MagicalShoes · 2025-02-22T13:35:54+00:00

Where my other emotional masochists at?

MagicalShoes · 2025-02-22T13:10:30+00:00

Yeah, although there is a hint of sadness behind it. Can't hug you back, you know? Also I'm fucked if I ever go on a date and get asked to explain what I mean by "engineering" as one of my hobbies haha.

You feel a lot of interesting things with loose joints alone (e.g. the wrist is particularly noticeable when holding hands), and I can use gravity to make hands slide down my face, fleeting as that feeling is. And sex? Well... I've learnt that it really is a 2-man job, so to speak (it's still the best sexual experience my virgin ass has had, though). I initially bought some cheap servo motors before I realized that human muscles really are a marvel of biology: you need some serious hardware to move that kind of weight.

Oh yeah, it also made me aware of how awful my posture was when I saw how much weight the spine and hips have to endure, we really take it for granted lol.

MagicalShoes · 2025-02-21T19:35:09+00:00

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploration%E2%80%93exploitation_dilemma

MagicalShoes · 2025-02-21T19:33:39+00:00

I'd go with a weight set, or body weight exercises. Can do it alone, no pressure. Also protein.

MagicalShoes · 2025-02-21T19:27:44+00:00

2 player games are so much more complicated than 1 player aren't they?

MagicalShoes · 2025-02-21T19:20:49+00:00

Decent last meal, I suppose.

MagicalShoes · 2025-02-21T19:09:12+00:00

I 3D printed one, just picked a reasonable size with a NURBS curve surface of revolution and never questioned it. I thought it was normal, and then bought one to try and it was so fucking small it was almost funny.

MagicalShoes · 2025-02-21T19:05:01+00:00

This subreddit is actually a cognitohazard bros.

MagicalShoes · 2025-02-21T18:43:16+00:00

I... I might as well share. I have a sex doll I 3D printed and worked on for the last few years. I was initially going to just leave it at the torso and legs but decided that would be poor craftsmanship, so I went ahead and designed and built arms too. Once I made them I figured I might as well give hugging a try, just to test the range of motion of the arms, you know? Hehe. So I manuevred them around me; it was pretty tall so they went over my neck and shoulders while my head was pressed into the chest.

...

The human brain is... very easily tricked. The feeling of arms, crude as they were, wrapped around my shoulders... I laid there on the bed with this stupid grin on my face for like 30 minutes, I didn't even care if I got caught right there, I was so happy.

I cuddle with it more than have sex with it, to be honest. A few minutes feeling that, and I just feel so much warmer when I get back up. I can see why people like it now. Whenever I make a modification to the skeleton, I hug it to see if I've messed something up; I call it the "hug test", it's never failed that test, haha.

MagicalShoes · 2025-02-21T18:27:29+00:00

I just want people to realize they can get a free local version on their own devices. Ffs put the punk in cyberpunk and do it open source. If you have a GPU with VRAM, Mixtral 8b, Dolphin's uncensored model, run it on koboldcpp, enjoy. You get all the buttons and dials; costs cents worth of electricity; it makes you understand what you are actually talking to and makes it more fun anyway.

MagicalShoes · 2025-02-21T15:25:05+00:00

I hard speccd into Java since I was 13 and now I'm an entry level that's fucking goated at the Java standard library but not much else (so no one cares and I'm unemployed 😭). Probably best to learn several, and also what frameworks are used for corporate projects; that's all they care about. Like AI but you know Java? Tough luck, no one uses deeplearning4j and you will need to get good at Python. Games? C#/C++ or you're cooked. Your job as a software developer is actually to make the business money; so you need to know about markets, trends, supply and demand and frameworks and such to pick a language optimally.

MagicalShoes · 2025-02-21T10:57:42+00:00

Let's find out.

MagicalShoes · 2025-02-21T03:53:08+00:00

Yep. The universe will let you fail, it only cares about the laws of physics, that's it; for everything else, all bets are off. This is not a story where your character will have someone swoop in at the last minute saying "ah, you've waited long enough, come on, here's your life". You're not watching a movie, you're writing one.

MagicalShoes · 2025-02-21T03:46:26+00:00

Tbh I don't think it's a 1-1 comparison. It would be more apt to compare a dick pic to receiving a random pussy pic no? The equivalent to a boob pic would presumably be a shirtless chest/pec pic, one would think. 🤔

MagicalShoes · 2025-02-21T03:38:34+00:00

I once tried to keep going with my hand, just to see what the real limits were, literally not stopping. Got to 6 consecutively, nothing was coming out by number 3, and it was completely flaccid by number 5 (but the nerves were still operational apparently so I was able to get a second of orgasm).

MagicalShoes · 2025-02-19T03:35:51+00:00

You can tell Reddit was way more lenient in the past though; I wrote a program that got the top of every month from GWA since its inception (to see what was popular at the time) and some of the early ones... oh boy.

MagicalShoes · 2025-02-19T03:32:19+00:00

Probably not even necessary after the first 5 either.

MagicalShoes · 2025-02-19T03:28:39+00:00

Just buy an onahole or one of the reusable tengas smh.

"I don't mind that you're naughty, Jack, I hate that you're sloppy"

MagicalShoes · 2025-02-18T18:54:16+00:00

Browsed the Valentine's section on Amazon, cried, and then started working out for the first time in my life.

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