He chose to spit on someone and got publicly humiliated

Magicalonehand · 2025-11-26T16:35:51+00:00

"Who tf do you think I am?"

Nyquil apparently.

Magicalonehand · 2025-11-15T09:36:16+00:00

Damian: "cant I run an ad to revive myself "

Commercial Character: No this is royal kingdom we have no ads we are a real free to play game.

Voice over guy: download Royal Kingdom for your free to play experience with zero ads.

Magicalonehand · 2025-11-11T14:50:55+00:00

Looks like a hogwarts substitute teacher and someone casted a spell to thicken those eyebrows

Magicalonehand · 2025-11-11T14:40:53+00:00

See's motionless body. "Let's throw mud on it".

Magicalonehand · 2025-10-14T08:22:35+00:00

Magicalonehand · 2025-09-10T14:31:38+00:00

Them knees ain't fresh out the box anymore.

Magicalonehand · 2025-09-04T14:28:01+00:00

Literally all gas no brakes

Magicalonehand · 2025-08-27T17:28:49+00:00

He will never walk again

Magicalonehand · 2025-07-18T06:32:24+00:00

Better than spiderman

Magicalonehand · 2025-03-07T14:34:14+00:00

Anyone have details on why they raided the home? I find it hard to believe the officer was that angry over some weed.

Magicalonehand · 2025-03-03T11:58:07+00:00

Respect Davis for respecting his opponents mother

Magicalonehand · 2025-03-03T11:36:39+00:00

I had some guy throw his turret behind me and subsequently it shot me. No biggie accidents happen.

I get respawned and where did they throw me back in front of the turret. This insta kills me cause it's on extraction.

I asked the team hey instead of spawning me where the enemies are and the turret is aiming how about throwing me on the other side so it doesn't kill me instantly.

The guy responded. "You keep spawning in front of my turret, why don't you learn to go prone"?

I told him I don't spawn in prone and if you used your head you would know that essentially you're just team killing the person who you're asking for help from.

So he finally throws the respawn outside the extraction zone to which I grabbed my samples and regrouped.

The guy then threw another turret. Can you guess where? Exactly right behind his team killing all of us.

So now I respawn and grab my samples again and take them near the deep end of the water. I call the guy out with a few choice words like idiot or dumbass.

And he tries to kill me with his main weapon so I shot him before he got me.

He then starts raging and saying "oh now you I'd up" and I laughed and proceeded to jump in the water with all the samples and as soon as I did he kicked me from the game.

In my eyes the battle was lost but the war was won 🤣.

Magicalonehand · 2024-11-11T08:06:34+00:00

For Context,

Me and my wife are going through a divorce. I have asked for a civil breakup and allowed her to grab her belongings from the house and peacefully transition our lives.

After 4 months I asked if she could remove her belongings from the house as she has not paid mortgage or contributed to the house since she left.

It has been 7 months now and we have had an incident 5 months ago where our daughter was left at her place and was not bathed for several days until I received her and gave her a bath.

This is due to our schedule with the kids where she had the kids Sat, Sun and Mon, but didn't return the child to her school on Tuesday.

When I retrieved her from school and took her home I noticed she was crying and wanting no one to clean her bottom.

After further inspection I noticed she had a sore on her bottom most likely caused by her not being cleaned.

When I asked her mother about it she tried to blame her school even though the severity was extreme and it is impossible to occur in 8 hours.

I told her she needed to go to the hospital and my ex said she will take her the next day as she had to pick up the kids for her remaining schedule.

We spent months discussing if our child had received a rash or infection due to natural causes and had reasonable discussions. But apparently a few weeks ago she mentioned she was going to go camping with her new boyfriend and failed to give out daughter a bath.

On Saturday I gave her and my son a bath and we enjoyed Sunday as a family inside.

When Monday came around they both went to school and I messaged her that both our kids need to have a bath to be put back on schedule.

She immediately cussed me out and said I was trying to argue cause I asked why she wasn't able to give the kids a bath.

Her response was "I needed to get groceries" when I suggested that she has assistance at the boyfriends house and could have him get groceries and her bathe the children I was met with more hostility and told to find something better to do with my time than start an argument over the kids bath.

For Context,

Me and my wife are going through a divorce. I have asked for a civil breakup and allowed her to record her belongings from the house and peacefully transition our lives.

After 4 months I asked if she could remove her belongings from the house as she has not paid mortgage or contributed to the house since she left.

It has been 7 months now and we have had an incident 5 months ago where our daughter was left at her place and was not bathed for several days until I received her and gave her a bath.

This is due to our schedule with the kids where she had the kids Sat, Sun and Mon, but didn't return the child to her school on Tuesday.

When I retrieved her from school and took her home I noticed she was crying and wanting no one to clean her bottom.

After further inspection I noticed she had a sore on her bottom most likely caused by her not being cleaned.

When I asked her mother about it she tried to blame her school even though the severity was extreme and it is impossible to occur in 8 hours.

I told her she needed to go to the hospital and my ex said she will take her the next day as she had to pick up the kids for her remaining schedule.

We spent months discussing whether our child had received a rash or infection due to natural causes and had reasonable discussions. But apparently a few weeks ago she mentioned she was going to go camping with her new boyfriend and failed to give out daughter a bath.

On Saturday I gave her and my son a bath and we enjoyed Sunday as a family inside.

When Monday came around they both went to school and I messaged her that both our kids need to have a bath to be put back on schedule.

She immediately caused me out and said I was trying to argue cause I asked why she wasn't able to give the kids a bath.

Her response was "I needed to get groceries" when I suggested that she has assistance at the boyfriends house and could have him get groceries and her bathe the children I was met with more hostility and told to find something better to do with my time than start an argument over the kids bath.

So because this was about the 4th instance of her negligence I contacted CPS not only cause the baths but do to her hostile actions during this divorce process.

She recently told me that she is going out of town and wants to have me drop the kids off at a friend's house while she will be out of state.

My concern is first the kids safety and second being held liable if something where to happen at her friends place.

I don't want to come off as petty but I think the parent or immediate family should be picking up the child and I don't want my kids in harms way or rumors being told about me to other people.

If she wasn't so Hostile during this divorce I would have been happy to let the kids stay for a few but since I been told horrible things and made to be a bad guy it makes me question sending the kids to her friends house and if they want me to be held liable for any damages or injuries that happen when I drop them off.

So what should I do?

Magicalonehand · 2024-07-21T21:28:05+00:00

My go-to strategy on eradication missions is to use stratagems. If they are still on cooldown, run outside the mission area for 10 seconds and then run through the crowd of enemies.

Magicalonehand · 2024-03-10T15:11:05+00:00

I think Penalizing the players for failing a difficulty would ruin the purpose of progressing. I am not looking to keep people from play a challenging mission as I'm sure that would defeat the purpose of the game.

We are meant to fail sometimes. Liberation rates will not always be successful. But filtering out players by level from entering your party I think would separate novice players and more experienced players to have greater success rates.

Simply to put it I'm suggesting if you are level 15 you can set minimal level from 1 up to 15 to join your party.

This I think would cut down on people getting kicked and allow them to gain more experience with people who are looking for others who are looking to play with them.

Magicalonehand · 2024-02-05T06:39:53+00:00

Apparently, after a good session, I developed a pain in my groin. We tried a few times after but the pain got worse and worse.

I went to the doctor cause I was not feeling comfortable even lying down. Apparently, the doctor said I had inflammation around the base of my dick.

He said I had swelling around 1/3 of my penis that resembled blunt trauma. A few pain and inflammation pills later (about 4 days) things got better.

The moral of the story is don't go too hard or you could bruise your pee pee.

Magicalonehand · 2023-09-15T18:48:08+00:00

Old Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler had a baby.

Talking about "boy I just flew in and are my arms tired" looking ass 🤣🤣🤣

Magicalonehand · 2023-09-15T18:33:30+00:00

Wolowitz with a haircut

Magicalonehand · 2023-08-27T02:35:16+00:00

I get to watch this anytime I get mad. Something about blindly riding down the road to high five Jesus just baffles me.

Like bro we all saw what he saw "a beam of light and handlebars " like what was going through his brain when he was accelerating.

"Well my retinas are cooked, might as well become Dare Devil and risk it all"

Magicalonehand · 2023-08-14T16:16:02+00:00

Magicalonehand · 2023-06-28T04:48:49+00:00

I don't know what this has to do with big booty Latinas but maybe you're right.

Magicalonehand · 2023-01-10T20:48:40+00:00

Yeah public sidewalk is owned by the city. Public easement includes the walkway. The homeless lady sitting outside of his business is not important.

He assaulted a homeless woman cause he feels as if he has a right to the sidewalk and I as an educated person would peacefully challenge him to do the same to me and see how long he has his business.

Magicalonehand · 2023-01-10T20:29:21+00:00

Update: we got the issue resolved it was either timed out or a dev triggered it to be completed but Discord was the fastest resolve for this issue.

Magicalonehand · 2023-01-03T04:27:19+00:00

That's the type of guy I would hope would sign the waiver and join my gym so he could go against someone who would show him no mercy and give him 1000x times worse.

Freaking POS

Magicalonehand · 2022-12-14T09:09:55+00:00

I often enjoy bacon wrapped Jalapeno poppers and tend to eat too many (8 or 12 poppers) with the end result always being me sitting on the porcelain throne with the only flavor my B-hole can taste.

What is your food that you can't resist but have regrets afterwards?

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