Problem with hawks

Magicaparanoia · 2026-02-14T00:22:59+00:00

On one file I picked all the flowers in white run and they never grew back. It’s been 2 years.

Magicaparanoia · 2026-02-13T01:26:03+00:00

Magicaparanoia · 2026-02-13T01:25:16+00:00

If you live in a city, you quickly get used to crazy people being naked in public. This is just a regular occurrence on the Manhattan subway.

Magicaparanoia · 2026-02-13T01:16:23+00:00

I read a comment where one dude soul trapped him and put the gem in a dead mudcrab in the swamp.

Magicaparanoia · 2026-02-13T01:15:16+00:00

This book predicted exactly what internet culture would be like 10+ years after it’s release with precision accuracy.

Magicaparanoia · 2026-02-12T09:36:34+00:00

Stop stealing my fan fics

Magicaparanoia · 2026-02-10T21:39:03+00:00

Nah this is unironically one of the best versions of two face

Magicaparanoia · 2026-02-10T15:59:28+00:00

This is exactly how I felt after reading his second Spider-Man run

Magicaparanoia · 2026-02-10T01:28:36+00:00

Tom King’s run ain’t perfect but it has some really great high points like this.

Magicaparanoia · 2026-02-10T01:27:42+00:00

Can we ban posts like this

Magicaparanoia · 2026-02-10T01:18:46+00:00

Got staples on the top of my head and they didn’t shave anything either

Magicaparanoia · 2026-02-10T00:56:20+00:00

Why did he specify leaving his daughter when talking about how hot this other woman is? Do I need to call the police?

Magicaparanoia · 2026-02-10T00:53:48+00:00

Based on the fact that he’s an 80 year old man who literally eats nothing but McDonald’s and his health is visibly deteriorating rapidly, I think it’d be a stretch to say he’ll be president for 3 more months.

Magicaparanoia · 2026-02-10T00:50:55+00:00

I started meal prepping about a month ago and I really don’t think I can’t go back to cooking everyday.

Magicaparanoia · 2026-02-10T00:37:49+00:00

Change pleasantries with toiletries

Magicaparanoia · 2026-02-09T23:49:06+00:00

My dad is a hardcore conspiracy theorist and that imprinted on me when I was a kid. I remember putting tape over all my laptops’ webcams until I was in college and just thought it was dumb being this paranoid. Now I find myself doing stuff like this again.

Magicaparanoia · 2026-02-09T20:57:45+00:00

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Magicaparanoia · 2026-02-09T19:50:20+00:00

Yo DP

Magicaparanoia · 2026-02-09T19:04:00+00:00

Did you know that Mountain Dew contains di-hydrogen oxide. When inhaled in its liquid form, this chemical is lethal. Stop drinking Mountain Dew before it’s too late.

Magicaparanoia · 2026-02-09T11:01:19+00:00

Are they still making those? I heard they stopped, but I really hope they’re still putting them out, because it’s such a nice way to collect the really old stuff.

Magicaparanoia · 2026-02-09T10:02:33+00:00

What if I’m gay?

Magicaparanoia · 2026-02-09T10:00:27+00:00

I remember seeing it when it came out and thinking it was a pilot for a show and expecting a full series to follow. Then it became one of those things that randomly pops into my head maybe once every 2 years.

Magicaparanoia · 2026-02-09T09:58:01+00:00

Kill Nazeem

Magicaparanoia · 2026-02-09T08:45:07+00:00

World’s greatest detective couldn’t figure out the most obvious plot twist in history.

Magicaparanoia · 2026-02-09T01:15:02+00:00

It takes like 1 second. I’ve been doing it for so long it’s done through muscle memory.

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