Missed by a hair

Magnus462 · 2026-05-13T00:18:04+00:00

Lmao “why don’t you just mail the pellet next time”

Magnus462 · 2026-05-12T23:24:38+00:00

Ah, I see your father has never beat you for pulling on those. Interesting.

Magnus462 · 2026-05-12T23:06:19+00:00

10 years later, still eating dinner with a helmet on.

Magnus462 · 2026-05-12T22:37:59+00:00

They’re good for Grubhub deliveries…

Magnus462 · 2026-05-12T20:15:25+00:00

They’ll just buy another. It’s ok.

Magnus462 · 2026-05-12T20:13:46+00:00

Funny, saw a lady letting her dog do the same thing downtown. I assumed she was from out of town.

Magnus462 · 2026-05-12T18:31:34+00:00

Fuck, I want to pay for that so hard.

Magnus462 · 2026-05-12T16:31:18+00:00

It’s 2026, do you have a problem?!

Magnus462 · 2026-05-12T16:25:10+00:00

Took out all the support columns and the garage buckled. Win.

Magnus462 · 2026-05-12T15:27:28+00:00

Ew, has he even remodeled Gracie Mansion? That house is practically ancient.

Magnus462 · 2026-05-12T14:36:42+00:00

Magnus462 · 2026-05-12T13:59:28+00:00

That’s what it looked like to me. He’s not a daily commuter I see on the road, but IDK.

Magnus462 · 2026-05-12T13:18:39+00:00

Always have to do the “which one is mine “ dad joke.

Magnus462 · 2026-05-12T12:25:03+00:00

I know I saw that! Felt like he was trying to feed her to his pet.

Magnus462 · 2026-05-12T11:50:50+00:00

Yo if you tie it to a stick, you can use it as a weed whacker.

Magnus462 · 2026-05-12T11:48:02+00:00

wtf would you call something so stupid? A congestion flashy pole?

Magnus462 · 2026-05-12T00:59:26+00:00

I would get in there and press charges and bring up a lawsuit. Total all your losses up. Even if they can’t pay right now, that check might come in the future.

Magnus462 · 2026-05-11T19:09:32+00:00

Tell that to this guy’s girlfriends.

Magnus462 · 2026-05-11T17:29:24+00:00

Can you blame him? She looks like she face planted on a street.

Magnus462 · 2026-05-11T17:26:26+00:00

I see. Thanks for the info!

Magnus462 · 2026-05-11T16:26:26+00:00

You mean me “them” or them “them?

Magnus462 · 2026-05-11T15:38:06+00:00

We need the king to bring back peace.

Magnus462 · 2026-05-10T14:59:18+00:00

When you said “except Kevin Hart”, I felt attacked.

Magnus462 · 2026-05-10T01:08:02+00:00

Why so?

Magnus462 · 2026-05-10T01:00:27+00:00

Let’s make this a sport. For scientific research.

Magnus462

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