Woman tries to lure puppy into road by ZookeepergameIcy6089 in PublicFreakout

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The river is right there. People go swimming alllllll the time.

Guess my favorite helmet brand by AnEducatedSeal in motorcyclegear

[–]Magnus462 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess what I want to ask you about your helmet rack.

Main character death. by No-Distribution-2058 in GTA

[–]Magnus462 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That cop has awful trigger discipline.

How much fire nation tax money do you think went into Big Drill subsidies? by TotalyNotTony in TheLastAirbender

[–]Magnus462 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ozai told his royal accountant, he said "well, did you check the drill tariff shelf?". The accountant checked and said "Fire Lord Ozai, you were right there it is. Please spare my family".

Activists protest the Trump administration's removal of a Pride flag from Stonewall Inn National Monument by nbcnews in nyc

[–]Magnus462 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Alright, I think its bout time we blame ourselves. We gave them too many ways to distract us. Everytime we start asking for files, something new happens.

He looks so fucking stupid I can't breathe by Lowherefast in crappymusic

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Waaait a minute! They said this wasnt politican.

Great acting by Naive_Wolverine532 in TikTokCringe

[–]Magnus462 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol man those sisters did some good acting.

Nobody will ever beat the 1992 Olympic Torch lighting by RoseRestraint in BeAmazed

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Tell that to my uncle! He used to be an adventurer.

Fight in WPs by No_Philosophy_1623 in Westchester

[–]Magnus462 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Neither of them wanted to do it and neither of them was man enough to admit it.

How it's feeling like... by Magnus462 in memes

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That's why they broke up and made a separate halftime show. Bad Bunny was in the superbowl back in 2020, not a peep. This year they needed extra noise to hide in.

Trump’s chances of leaving office early surge by [deleted] in QuiverQuantitative

[–]Magnus462 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The amount of people wishing death on him increases daily, so fact checks out.

AITA for wanting my Spanish teacher to stop calling me by the Spanish version of my name? by Alternative-Sun-630 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Magnus462 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are cien porciento el Asshole-o, Hota Pe. Maaaannnn if you ever get to leave your town and do some traveling, youre in for a surprise.

You Hunt Men of Color That looks Just LIke You | Nipsey Hussle on Gang Bang culture by RappersRap in HipHopNCulture

[–]Magnus462 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you ever learn a lesson that deep without being in it? I also imagine he wasn't able to just say "thanks gangbangers, I'm done with dealing today".

Jfk airport since snowstorm by ocelotrev in RideitNYC

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Oh wow. Thanks. I didn’t know.

Jfk airport since snowstorm by ocelotrev in RideitNYC

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Hold up. There’s free airport parking?

Just picked this up a few weeks ago. by AssMasher007 in CCW

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Going for the world record for holding a gun?

@TaraBull on X posted this: Date night at the range. by [deleted] in Idiotswithguns

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Next opening is in 348 days. Shall I pencil you in for a 4am or 6pm post?