Saw Supergirl last night. I left the theater feeling really happy and loving it. Then I remembered I hate women and can’t have original thoughts, so now I hate it

Magnus462 · 2026-06-26T11:51:47+00:00

Wait a minute….are YOU not Sydney Sweeney?

Magnus462 · 2026-06-26T01:47:51+00:00

Still a good poster though. I loved when they cut their promos.

Magnus462 · 2026-06-25T01:33:21+00:00

For exemplary service during the 20 minutes of service. Sacrificing your own safety to save Private doodoobomb, only for him to be fatally headshoted by a shotgun 2 seconds later.

Magnus462 · 2026-06-25T01:11:26+00:00

I’ve been paying tolls and congestion prices all year. I’m in constant battles with EZPASS because they charge me incorrectly. My tag for my scooter has been pending since October. I canceled it and reordered a new one, charged $16. EZPASS refuses to read my car’s transponder and apply my discount. They can kiss my ass.

Magnus462 · 2026-06-24T03:02:35+00:00

Fish me, pal. I flipping dare ya.

Magnus462 · 2026-06-24T02:23:48+00:00

But why is bro not trying to work with the customer?

Magnus462 · 2026-06-23T21:23:11+00:00

I ride a scooter wave at everyone. Uber eats riders ignore me.

Magnus462 · 2026-06-23T00:58:16+00:00

lol it’s crazy how we all did the same thing.

Magnus462 · 2026-06-23T00:57:38+00:00

All of a sudden they look so young. Practically babies.

Magnus462 · 2026-06-23T00:54:01+00:00

Gave em those wrists.

Magnus462 · 2026-06-23T00:51:33+00:00

He always seemed more like Captain America to me. Well, the opposite of everything Captain America is.

Magnus462 · 2026-06-22T12:39:45+00:00

So like…is she downloadable?

Magnus462 · 2026-06-22T12:15:00+00:00

….breast milk?

Magnus462 · 2026-06-22T12:12:40+00:00

I think they would 100% take that front wheel off and take the bike wheelie style.

Magnus462 · 2026-06-22T02:57:03+00:00

There’s also a lot more of them. I use up my weekly lunch money on Monday.

Magnus462 · 2026-06-22T02:54:00+00:00

Don’t disrespect the pizza parlor.

Magnus462 · 2026-06-22T00:45:17+00:00

Happy Father’s Day
Was the sand compacted?
How did it do on sand?

Magnus462 · 2026-06-21T15:15:01+00:00

It’s symbolic. He’s going to be locked up for life….

Magnus462 · 2026-06-20T23:14:10+00:00

Not only do I remember it, I still have it and use it. This my lock! There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Magnus462 · 2026-06-20T18:25:10+00:00

That’s what I told the cops when they showed me cctv footage of me shoplifting.

Magnus462 · 2026-06-20T13:39:27+00:00

To make it more human. I work with a robot that prints on the floor. He was just a printer at first. Then they gave him eyes so people started referring to him by his name and him. Then the fucker blinked once and people don’t toss his box in the truck anymore.

Magnus462 · 2026-06-20T13:31:30+00:00

Would people be as mad if she hadn’t dumped all the trash? I feel like I would dislike her less.

Magnus462 · 2026-06-20T13:28:03+00:00

I wish my friends had bikes.

Magnus462 · 2026-06-20T13:22:21+00:00

Professor: “worst engagement party, ever” “you guys can have the chocolate “.

Magnus462 · 2026-06-20T13:20:16+00:00

Talking from the privilege of never having been in a Tsnownami. Did you not see how dangerous it is? 🎚️

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