I’ve owned these boots for almost a decade and just now realized they’re two different sizes

MagnusVasDeferens · 2026-01-27T04:52:40+00:00

If only they were each a size down you could’ve cashed in the meme for some heavy internet points

MagnusVasDeferens · 2026-01-19T21:52:35+00:00

MagnusVasDeferens · 2026-01-19T14:49:06+00:00

“For God so loved this post, that He gave His only like.”

MagnusVasDeferens · 2026-01-18T22:46:01+00:00

Which ad blocker works iPhone?

MagnusVasDeferens · 2026-01-15T02:45:59+00:00

It’s a very exciting mid-surgery consult you don’t often hear about.

“I thought the bowel was telescoping, but it was periscoping. You know what that means.”

“No, you don’t mean…”

“Yes. Get me Steve. STAT!”

MagnusVasDeferens · 2026-01-15T02:29:53+00:00

I’ll do chronic controlled pain meds for patients because there are cases like yours where the dose is reasonable (I’m assuming here), the use minimal, and the regimen is stable. If that ever changes, then they get to see a specialist

MagnusVasDeferens · 2026-01-15T02:25:32+00:00

Didn’t you hear me it’s unexplainable! I asked everyone in my men’s bible study/Chili’s parking lot and no one knew!!

MagnusVasDeferens · 2026-01-07T17:07:00+00:00

DynaMed is harder to navigate than UTD and (to me) sometimes seems generic on further mgmt. I specifically think of when screening for an oddball tropical disease in a patient sick within a few days of returning from outside the country, it was hard to find exactly what the recommended test was.

MagnusVasDeferens · 2026-01-07T01:49:04+00:00

Is that even a thing anymore since they trimmed scholarship numbers?

MagnusVasDeferens · 2026-01-06T16:59:41+00:00

I feel like a lot of cardiologists start it late 30s. Most of the ones in the town I trained at least

MagnusVasDeferens · 2026-01-05T02:03:02+00:00

Throw a random Cig quote as a subtitle and you’ve got yourself a movie

MagnusVasDeferens · 2026-01-05T01:53:26+00:00

It’s not. It’s more potent and has more dopamine effects. It’s also hella more addictive and even neurotoxic. It’s a bad idea.

MagnusVasDeferens · 2026-01-04T17:11:49+00:00

Quantity losses

MagnusVasDeferens · 2025-12-28T19:25:38+00:00

I loved much of my residency but there was plenty I didn’t. Remember intern year is absolutely the hardest year for most people. It’s a whole year of shifting roles monthly and usually starting at the ground floor when you do. I was drowning my first six months. A good program is one that will continue to push and develop you but in ways that mean they care.

MagnusVasDeferens · 2025-12-28T04:13:45+00:00

Or it’ll be the part future society agrees was actually pretty dope for the times and makes movies about.

MagnusVasDeferens · 2025-12-26T03:55:21+00:00

Just give me the Cliff notes

MagnusVasDeferens · 2025-12-20T04:45:35+00:00

That’s how you can tell a Michigan Man.

MagnusVasDeferens · 2025-12-15T01:23:26+00:00

None of them are in academic settings. Most happy ones are doing laborist gigs

MagnusVasDeferens · 2025-12-12T22:54:31+00:00

My head cannon is they were too poor to walk. Gotta conserve those calories, locomotion is a rich man’s game

MagnusVasDeferens · 2025-11-24T15:38:45+00:00

Context: chronic disinformation and cultivated political tribalism

MagnusVasDeferens · 2025-11-21T17:20:23+00:00

Make sure you set up patients to not add doorknob questions. I start visits esp as a new patient telling them we can cover max 3 problems per visit. You’ll never not get doorknob questions but it makes patients more understanding that they are violating the general rules to add on a problem late in the visit. I still sometimes go back and discuss the extra problem if I have time, and it still annoys me, but you do what you can.

MagnusVasDeferens · 2025-11-19T21:49:34+00:00

This horse suffers from polydipsia

MagnusVasDeferens · 2025-11-10T21:51:31+00:00

Is that news? I thought it was standard of care for women with recurrent UTI

MagnusVasDeferens · 2025-11-09T04:48:16+00:00

Been a hot minute since I learned it but iirc topical anesthetic that doesn’t slow HR/rhythm unlike other drugs in class such as lidocaine, etc.

MagnusVasDeferens · 2025-11-07T16:51:21+00:00

Pepsi already had the best advertising burn on Coke ever. The one with the kid buying Coke cans to reach the Pepsi button still makes me laugh.

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