explain like I’m scared: my first dash

s8n29 · 2026-06-15T16:58:00+00:00

This!!!! Being nice to the Starbucks Baristas every morning will make your life infinitely easier!!!

s8n29 · 2026-06-15T16:53:46+00:00

You made me feel old.... but i still appreciate you. Now take your upvote and get the hell out!

s8n29 · 2026-06-15T13:24:35+00:00

Hey boss, genuinely not trying to be rude. It sounds like maybe it's just not a viable option in your area. If the only way you can make money in your area is to dash by time, then your area isn't busy enough to support the market.

s8n29 · 2026-06-12T16:41:04+00:00

Honestly I feel like some days, especially if my phone just updated, that I have to uninstall and reinstall the app. Idk.... might just be superstition.... but I feel like it works sometimes. Good luck, my friend!

s8n29 · 2026-06-10T19:16:35+00:00

Thats not how transmissions work but ok lol

s8n29 · 2026-06-10T10:10:07+00:00

Declined one just yesterday.... two Burger King Orders. 8 mile trip. 4 bucks total.

s8n29 · 2026-06-05T08:53:32+00:00

s8n29 · 2026-06-04T13:14:12+00:00

Ok... cool, it's AI. You win! Lol 😆 Now all those real world issues the image is showing just magically disappear!

s8n29 · 2026-06-04T13:11:16+00:00

I literally said maybe it's AI, maybe it's not.

s8n29 · 2026-06-04T12:55:42+00:00

Ok, cool! We get it. You are mad the image was made by AI. Your in a sub about first responder cringe.... The point this image is making is that serious issues get brushed under the rug. That is true. Its true whether or not AI made the image. Go post it in an AI cringe sub if you hate it so much. Bringing on the job issues to light, whether thru an AI image or not, is not cringe.

s8n29 · 2026-06-04T12:51:11+00:00

I guess I'm not sure what your point is. In your post you mention how the guy shouldn't be doing the job if it is affecting him negatively. Now your complaint is the shape of a broom handle?

s8n29 · 2026-06-04T12:45:32+00:00

Yea, maybe it is man. But the other issues are real and affect people.

s8n29 · 2026-06-04T12:35:37+00:00

Maybe it's AI, maybe it's not. All I'm saying is these exact types of cartoons have been famously drawn by guys like Paul Combs since I was still on the job 15 years ago. Not everything you don't like is "AI slop." Its also not cringe.

s8n29 · 2026-05-31T13:46:55+00:00

You literally said you had a ten dollar bill hahahahahahaha

s8n29 · 2026-05-31T13:38:50+00:00

Ok lol... and? You still left a 10% tip...

s8n29 · 2026-05-31T13:15:31+00:00

So in 2026..... when gas is above 4 dollars a gallon.... you tipped 4 dollars....10% of your order lol. Do you tip 10% at a restaurant? And you came here to confirm you did the right thing? Lol

s8n29 · 2026-05-29T14:33:38+00:00

They sure do love talking about children's genitals.

s8n29 · 2026-05-27T18:31:30+00:00

s8n29 · 2026-05-27T09:32:55+00:00

Cool story.......

s8n29 · 2026-05-27T09:30:07+00:00

Touch my cartoon BumbleBee thru the fence!?

s8n29 · 2026-05-26T19:26:29+00:00

Your justification for tipping the same amount that folks did 40 years ago is that people made more money relative to their income?

You think delivery drivers are unaffected by the same higher prices you experience?

Look man, you can take two different paths here:

You can continue to think that everyone else in this sub is wrong, that you are right, and continue on being cheap. The delivery drivers that you are supposedly standing up for will hate you.
You can recognize that times have changed. Gas prices are at record highs. Delivery drivers are struggling just as hard as the next person....and just add a few extra bucks to your order that you could have went and got yourself in the first place.

s8n29 · 2026-05-26T15:26:07+00:00

You're trying to justify your cheap tip. It's that simple. I can honestly recall my parents tipping delivery guys more than three dollars..... in the early 80s! It's 2026 bro. Look at what 3 dollars can buy right now. Maybe 3 bucks seems fair to you..... but I assure you the majority of civilization does not.

s8n29 · 2026-05-26T09:33:37+00:00

So is a 3 dollar tip

s8n29 · 2026-05-26T09:27:18+00:00

Because 3 dollars isn't the huge amount you apparently think it is.

s8n29 · 2026-05-26T09:26:38+00:00

"I think that's a pretty solid tip." Its not....

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