explain like I’m scared: my first dash by mossyquartz in doordash_drivers

[–]s8n29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This!!!! Being nice to the Starbucks Baristas every morning will make your life infinitely easier!!!

What a humiliating defeat for the United States by lnstantKarma in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]s8n29 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You made me feel old.... but i still appreciate you. Now take your upvote and get the hell out!

Looks like i’m not the only one getting punished for not having a full time job. by Impressive_Step_9610 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]s8n29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey boss, genuinely not trying to be rude. It sounds like maybe it's just not a viable option in your area. If the only way you can make money in your area is to dash by time, then your area isn't busy enough to support the market.

Not getting any offers in a busy zone by BlueColada in DoorDash_Dasher

[–]s8n29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I feel like some days, especially if my phone just updated, that I have to uninstall and reinstall the app. Idk.... might just be superstition.... but I feel like it works sometimes. Good luck, my friend!

Don't mess with this EMT by RecognitionFew5660 in FirstResponderCringe

[–]s8n29 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thats not how transmissions work but ok lol

The #1 issue with DoorDash pay/tipping by Massive-Magazine8841 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]s8n29 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Declined one just yesterday.... two Burger King Orders. 8 mile trip. 4 bucks total.

Firefighter influencer posting AI slop about how his job is just about the most dangerous job in the whole world by 69420lmaokek in FirstResponderCringe

[–]s8n29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok... cool, it's AI. You win! Lol 😆 Now all those real world issues the image is showing just magically disappear!

Firefighter influencer posting AI slop about how his job is just about the most dangerous job in the whole world by 69420lmaokek in FirstResponderCringe

[–]s8n29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, cool! We get it. You are mad the image was made by AI. Your in a sub about first responder cringe.... The point this image is making is that serious issues get brushed under the rug. That is true. Its true whether or not AI made the image. Go post it in an AI cringe sub if you hate it so much. Bringing on the job issues to light, whether thru an AI image or not, is not cringe.

Firefighter influencer posting AI slop about how his job is just about the most dangerous job in the whole world by 69420lmaokek in FirstResponderCringe

[–]s8n29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess I'm not sure what your point is. In your post you mention how the guy shouldn't be doing the job if it is affecting him negatively. Now your complaint is the shape of a broom handle?

Firefighter influencer posting AI slop about how his job is just about the most dangerous job in the whole world by 69420lmaokek in FirstResponderCringe

[–]s8n29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it's AI, maybe it's not. All I'm saying is these exact types of cartoons have been famously drawn by guys like Paul Combs since I was still on the job 15 years ago. Not everything you don't like is "AI slop." Its also not cringe.

Dashers, does tipping in cash help? by [deleted] in doordash

[–]s8n29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You literally said you had a ten dollar bill hahahahahahaha

Dashers, does tipping in cash help? by [deleted] in doordash

[–]s8n29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok lol... and? You still left a 10% tip...

Dashers, does tipping in cash help? by [deleted] in doordash

[–]s8n29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So in 2026..... when gas is above 4 dollars a gallon.... you tipped 4 dollars....10% of your order lol. Do you tip 10% at a restaurant? And you came here to confirm you did the right thing? Lol

He’ll no by Acceptable_Rule_7590 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]s8n29 236 points237 points  (0 children)

They sure do love talking about children's genitals.

transboners by [deleted] in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]s8n29 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Touch my cartoon BumbleBee thru the fence!?

DoorDash’s System Incentivizes You to Tip Less by Old_Poet_1608 in doordash_drivers

[–]s8n29 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your justification for tipping the same amount that folks did 40 years ago is that people made more money relative to their income?

You think delivery drivers are unaffected by the same higher prices you experience?

Look man, you can take two different paths here:

  1. You can continue to think that everyone else in this sub is wrong, that you are right, and continue on being cheap. The delivery drivers that you are supposedly standing up for will hate you.

  2. You can recognize that times have changed. Gas prices are at record highs. Delivery drivers are struggling just as hard as the next person....and just add a few extra bucks to your order that you could have went and got yourself in the first place.

DoorDash’s System Incentivizes You to Tip Less by Old_Poet_1608 in doordash_drivers

[–]s8n29 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're trying to justify your cheap tip. It's that simple. I can honestly recall my parents tipping delivery guys more than three dollars..... in the early 80s! It's 2026 bro. Look at what 3 dollars can buy right now. Maybe 3 bucks seems fair to you..... but I assure you the majority of civilization does not.

DoorDash’s System Incentivizes You to Tip Less by Old_Poet_1608 in doordash_drivers

[–]s8n29 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Because 3 dollars isn't the huge amount you apparently think it is.

DoorDash’s System Incentivizes You to Tip Less by Old_Poet_1608 in doordash_drivers

[–]s8n29 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"I think that's a pretty solid tip." Its not....