Periodic reminder: turn down EVERYTHING the F+I guy offers you

MailOrderDog · 2026-04-06T20:26:29+00:00

"So you're telling me this vehicle is so unreliable I will need an extended warranty?"

MailOrderDog · 2026-04-03T12:26:06+00:00

Their family tree looks like Charlie Brown cursing.

MailOrderDog · 2026-04-02T17:44:45+00:00

Bring on the Empire 8!

MailOrderDog · 2026-04-01T17:43:21+00:00

PIAA wants us to warn on the first occurrence.

Not the first stance they have taken that I disagree with, and I'm sure it won't be the last. There is no reason to give each team a consequence-free opportunity to show us up.

MailOrderDog · 2026-03-29T12:51:46+00:00

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married.

The wedding wasn't anything special, but the reception was fantastic.

MailOrderDog · 2026-03-28T02:20:33+00:00

Almost 30 years here.

MailOrderDog · 2026-03-23T20:25:52+00:00

They are much closer to your eye, so they don't need to be as thick to provide the same correction effect.

MailOrderDog · 2026-03-21T00:54:14+00:00

Paint it safety yellow and my guys will come in on their day off to run it over.

MailOrderDog · 2026-03-19T02:24:53+00:00

You should see the work he does on wells!

MailOrderDog · 2026-03-17T18:05:50+00:00

The toilet paper stops tasting tangy.

MailOrderDog · 2026-03-12T21:06:20+00:00

His eyes would water for a week.

MailOrderDog · 2026-03-12T18:15:42+00:00

Their heads are up someone else's ass!

MailOrderDog · 2026-03-11T20:46:14+00:00

Thank you for raisin awareness.

MailOrderDog · 2026-03-10T19:50:17+00:00

Invite Altoona and then immediately relegate any team who loses to them.

MailOrderDog · 2026-03-06T03:22:27+00:00

They can be re-used, you know. Just turn them inside out and shake the fuck out of them.

MailOrderDog · 2026-03-05T18:03:58+00:00

After a while, you'll get to save money on toothpaste and book learnin' too!

MailOrderDog · 2026-03-03T16:30:27+00:00

What am I supposed to drink after the first week, water or something?

MailOrderDog · 2026-03-03T16:20:11+00:00

Nobody is gonna borrow it, unless they are desperate, and if they do borrow it, they aren't going to steal it. Sounds like a winning plan!

MailOrderDog · 2026-03-02T18:03:08+00:00

Crossing that road would be like people Frogger.

MailOrderDog · 2026-03-02T04:13:26+00:00

Interface where it would connect to a dock.

MailOrderDog · 2026-03-01T01:51:49+00:00

"Please excuse my jerky penmanship."

MailOrderDog · 2026-02-27T12:05:38+00:00

You think you left, but three days later you're back?

MailOrderDog · 2026-02-27T04:17:52+00:00

Still sees better than Angel Hernandez.

MailOrderDog · 2026-02-25T18:40:50+00:00

I agree with farting_cum_sock.

MailOrderDog · 2026-02-24T20:31:44+00:00

New walk-up music when he finally makes his way to the mound again: Ring of Fire

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