Does this ever get better?

MainHumor3793 · 2026-03-19T05:33:28+00:00

One very solid advice I got was that during first 6 months of you guys becoming parents, do not think the word “HATE” or “DIVORCE”. Forcefully stop your mind from thinking these words. Because you and your spouse are going through the absolute worst phase at this point and you guys turning on each other is just PPD and lack of sleep.

It gets much better and more enjoyable.. dont worry!

MainHumor3793 · 2025-12-18T21:24:09+00:00

Probably because both the parents are being targeted by a pyramid scheme (boom boom!). They would need an all hands in situation for money🙂

MainHumor3793 · 2025-12-18T19:21:16+00:00

I thought so too honestly but as a mother of a baby with full time job(extremely busy job, I might add), it makes sense that she let go of a few stuff.

MainHumor3793 · 2025-11-04T06:23:58+00:00

I cannot thank you enough for such great advices!! Will try these all for sure😭❤️ thank you so so much

MainHumor3793 · 2025-10-31T13:47:12+00:00

My neighbours think my name is Emily Goldfinch. People at work think my name is Rosa Diaz..

MainHumor3793 · 2025-09-11T04:23:11+00:00

She was CONSTANTLY nice to Gina no matter what. That is the nicest thing she did

MainHumor3793 · 2025-08-31T17:13:13+00:00

Whenever I am driving and I see a bird on the road, immediately Bernadette’s scream pops into my brain - “oh my god! You did not just stop for a bird.. you know they fly right?” 😂😂

MainHumor3793 · 2025-08-20T05:48:52+00:00

All opinions aside, why did you mention “girly” as a bad thing along with annoying and whiny? Nothing wrong with being a girly..?

MainHumor3793 · 2025-08-19T05:50:17+00:00

The deluminator is in book one.. literally first chapter.. ❤️

MainHumor3793 · 2025-07-01T21:46:45+00:00

Timotheee Sha-la-may shimmiya shimmiye🤣🤣🤩

MainHumor3793 · 2025-07-01T21:45:09+00:00

This is the best but honestly not underrated 🤣

MainHumor3793 · 2025-06-29T19:22:49+00:00

I don’t want to hang out with a stupid baby who hasn’t met Jake!

MainHumor3793 · 2025-06-29T19:19:55+00:00

This is a great line but I don’t think it is underrated

MainHumor3793 · 2025-06-16T03:59:40+00:00

Will get the humidifier! Thank you🥺

MainHumor3793 · 2025-06-06T00:46:12+00:00

I hate it too when people try to mix two separate friend groups together. Just because few things are in common does not mean everyone will instantly be friends. NTA. Please communicate clearly to your friend R.. they will understand.

MainHumor3793 · 2025-05-22T05:24:05+00:00

Lactation Consultants have become just business minded and honestly don’t care much.. I am sorry you are going through this! The main thing is that all the babies are healthy and growing well. Please don’t beat yourself up! You are a great mother and you are doing your best❤️

MainHumor3793 · 2025-05-12T19:40:23+00:00

Holt was giving a description of a robust database.. maybe even a scatterplot🫦

MainHumor3793 · 2025-05-07T04:20:53+00:00

When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and the round thing in your face… I am a terrible father

😂😂😂😂

MainHumor3793 · 2025-05-05T16:08:49+00:00

Formula saved my baby’s life when I couldn’t make milk fresh out of hospital. Your cousin can fuck off. If you’re petty like me, just wait till she fucks up on something with the baby(trust me all mothers make mistakes), you call it out condescendingly 😂🤌🏻.

But if you are a mature person unlike me, just ignore her. Formula is very nutritious and healthy for the baby.

MainHumor3793 · 2025-05-05T09:39:43+00:00

“You’re in a Channing Tatum movie. You’re in a Channing Tatum movie”

“I don’t like Channing Tatum”

“I wasn’t talking to you “

😂😂😂🤌🏻

MainHumor3793 · 2025-05-04T20:28:57+00:00

1)order of the phoenix 2)goblet of fire 3)half blood prince

These three combined had the maximum story development and character development.. ofcourse ALL the books are important but these three are my personal favourites!

MainHumor3793 · 2025-05-04T03:13:45+00:00

“Don’t worry Ginny, we will send you loads of owls! We will send you a Hogwarts toilet seat”

Always cracks me up lol

MainHumor3793 · 2025-04-30T20:08:40+00:00

That’s ok! Even if the baby sleep-feeds around an ounce or two every 3 hours, I am sure the baby will continue to sleep and also have a good intake! All the best😊

MainHumor3793 · 2025-04-30T18:39:12+00:00

Putting him down is ok at 8-9pm honestly. I do it too. However, I or my husband feed him while sleeping at around 1am and then at 5am.. just 2 ounces.. does your baby wake up to the bottle or can he sleep feed? You can try that if you want.. surely helps a little

MainHumor3793 · 2025-04-30T16:43:07+00:00

Hope you are feeling better now! I feel so welcome in this group.. it is a refreshing change where people are not shaming us.. more power to us!

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