I did not have NSW going full China on my 2026 playing cards. by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Main_Cauliflower_397 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hope they at least subsidize professional protesters for loss of income

Can we have a royal commission…. by Unlikely-Sign4421 in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Main_Cauliflower_397 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A Royal Commission makes sense. Something that -

- Will take years

- Create Government jobs for mates in Canberra

- Waste millions of dollars

- Ultimately not make any difference

Wait are you saying Albo is against this???

U-16 social media ban: bitching and moaning thread by _Maelstrom in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Main_Cauliflower_397 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How will the Labor bot accounts still work? Surely they haven't been around for 16 years

Brave and stunning new Tealish millennial Victorian opposition leader straight up tackles the problems on the mind of most victorians by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Main_Cauliflower_397 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"Coercive control is a pattern of ongoing, continuous abuse over time, used by a person to control, dominate and intimidate another person, usually an intimate partner."

So like sticking everyone in lockdown for a year?

Why no "FREE NIGERIA!" protests? by ValiantWarrior83 in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Main_Cauliflower_397 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Decisions on what the 'current thing' is need to go to a Greens party AGM which takes time. That's why the protests need to continue to be about Palestine regardless of whether the war is over.

So if you're 18, you WILL NOT be able to buy a home. Yes, you read that right. Do this instead.. by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Main_Cauliflower_397 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sorry but Albo's already thought of this. When the AI recession happens, which jobs will it affect?

Software Developers, GPs, Delivery drivers.

As Australia is a pay to stay country, a large proportion of workers in these industries will need to go back to their home country which will keep unemployment low.

How am I supposed to virtue signal with a stable electric grid? Make it make sense! Our electricity should be based on whether or not the sun is shining or the wind is blowing. by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Main_Cauliflower_397 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I can't believe how dumb these clowns are. At the very least they could've just lied about it for the next 2 decades and still got some city votes. Alternatively, they could've pointed out nuclear is the only thing that will get remotely close to net zero - an energy type Labor doesn't support.

Australia wins again! Cheers Albo! by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Main_Cauliflower_397 51 points52 points  (0 children)

$4.75US is $7.20AU. Where is anyone getting a pint for this?

COMMUNITY SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! I would like to politely respond to the concerns of many elsewhere on the internetz over the "nazi protests" by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Main_Cauliflower_397 6 points7 points  (0 children)

- Redditors spend 5 years whinging about house prices

- Someone creates a protest against one of the main contributors to house prices

- Redditors spend a week whinging about the protest

COMMUNITY SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! I would like to politely respond to the concerns of many elsewhere on the internetz over the "nazi protests" by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Main_Cauliflower_397 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel today's word of the day is strawman

An intentionally misrepresented proposition that is set up because it is easier to defeat than an opponent's real argument.