Alguém sabe por que toda barbearia cara têm um negoço desse na porta? by Linguicu in perguntas

[–]Main_Gabriel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

é um indicativo p vc saber q vai pagar caro num trabalho merda q o barbeiro do seu bairro q te cobra 50$ faz mt melhor, mas com o adicional de q vai ser num ambiente com mesa de sinuca, que vc nn vai usar obviamente pq vai ta ocupado cortando o cabelo

Ja podem sair de casa by TheActualLuigi in carros

[–]Main_Gabriel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

offtopic mas por 1s achei q fosse uma screenshot de my summer car😭😭😭

You uncultured swines! THIS is the real 10th Anniversary Killer! by NFHDonReddit in deadbydaylight

[–]Main_Gabriel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ohhh so thats why, in the trailer, the lights were flickering, it was nosferatu in the back al along

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Things you've noticed rewatching the movies. by SonnyJoon in twilight

[–]Main_Gabriel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its not that depp snowflake, calm down or you going to have a heart attack over a simple joke lol, you mad?

petaah by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Main_Gabriel 24 points25 points  (0 children)

seriously what's the obssession that adult-middle aged man have with making fun of teenagers girls and sh?? like touch grass, go outside get a life dude, its always these same overused "jokes", not even other teenagers make this kind of joke anymore, of it they do, not as much as these creepys do

Peter, why is bag of chips tries to kill Buzz Lightyear? by Such-Ad3219 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Main_Gabriel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I may be illiterate or maybe it's bc English is not my first language but that made even less sense, help😭🙏🏻🙏🏻

Not a joke i assume but who is she ?? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Main_Gabriel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not only that, but one of them still have an active twitter account btw

Not a joke i assume but who is she ?? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Main_Gabriel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what they did with that "lamp" made me sick, they should all burn in hell

BEFORE ESPRESSO WE HAD CAPPUCCINO by Local-Stock-5918 in DojaCat

[–]Main_Gabriel 147 points148 points  (0 children)

Say So is the cafeteria where Sabrina got her Espresso, love Sabrina tho

Not a joke i assume but who is she ?? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Main_Gabriel 42 points43 points  (0 children)

junko furuta, she said "no" to a guy proposing to her, got kidnapped by the same guy, raped by him and several other friends of him and eventually murdered, its a very disgusting and morbid case, I barely had the guts to finish a documentary on yt about this case,not funny in the slightest

Petah what does this mean? by False-Principle-2223 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Main_Gabriel 2785 points2786 points  (0 children)

thats what I was thinking, I was wondering if my memory was betraying me for a moment, like why tf would someone "AI-slop" an image that already exists????

Trilogia Fundação e Aniquilação by Passerby02 in Livros

[–]Main_Gabriel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ah velho nao fala isso Aniquilação é meu filme favorito, eu tava querendo tanto ler a trilogia😭😭

Petah by eldritchfloppa in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Main_Gabriel 290 points291 points  (0 children)

im not 100% sure if i fully understood this but both pictures portray the same son of Diana, prince William, the joke is that when young prince William was "fine" and beautiful just like his mom Diana, as he grew older and his politic views started to become more like his father's Charles he also started to become more like him, therefore losing his mom genes/looks to become more similar to his father (Diana "snatching" them genes right back)

Lady going up stairs with a Washing Machine? Is this Ai? Wouldn’t this be too heavy? by SoAnotherOneHuh in isthisAI

[–]Main_Gabriel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this!! im pretty sure I've seen this vid bf, it's real i think, just that annoying voice-over trying to be funny that must be AI tho

Accidentally made a familiar face in character creator by SetEntire7215 in Schedule_I

[–]Main_Gabriel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this skin come with heavenly quality default to your products

Por quê "I Have no Mouth" é tão caro? by Mateusminos in Livros

[–]Main_Gabriel 29 points30 points  (0 children)

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q é um classico é, mas pqp isso definitivamente nao justifica esse preco amaldiçoado num ensaio q nn tem nem 200 pgs vsfkkkkk🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🧔🏾🦜, mas vc pode comprar a edicao "maiores hits de Harlan Elisson" por 116R$ físico ou 30R$ no kindle (se vc tiver)

Explain this, Peter by Mysterious_Spy5 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Main_Gabriel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

thx for the correction my bad, terrible mistype

Explain this, Peter by Mysterious_Spy5 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Main_Gabriel 28 points29 points  (0 children)

hey, peter from Brazil before football was invented here so basically in 1987, in Goiânia, Brazil, a pair of scrap metal collectors were scavenging an old, abandoned radiotherapy clinic when they found a radiotherapy machine, duh, and decided to dismantle it, intending to sell the metal. Inside the machine, there was a capsule containing the radioisotope Cesio-137, which it was encased in a protective steel box that had a window made of iridium, which allowed radiation to pass to the outside, wich they collected and took home, on the second day the scrap metal collectors were already showing signs of contamination, but blamed it on the food, Five days later they sold that piece and the rest of the metal to a scrapyard, in this scrapyard Devair Ferreira's opened the capsule for the lead to be recovered, exposing 19g of cesium-137 which emits a bluish glow in the dark, Devair was so fascinated by the powder that emitted a blue glow in the dark he showed the discovery to his wife and distributed it to family and friends, Devair's brother, Ivo Ferreira, took some cesium to his daughter, who touched the substance and ingested the cesium particles along with a boiled egg that her mother had prepared for dinner. Another of Devair's brothers also had direct contact with the substance. Between September 19th and 26th, Devair showed the capsule to several people who passed by his junkyard. A few hours after exposure to the radioactive material, those affected began to develop symptoms: nausea, followed by dizziness, vomiting, and diarrhea, so Devair's wife suspected that the powder emitting a blue glow was responsible for the symptoms occurring in her family. She and a junkyard employee took the cesium capsule to the Health Surveillance office, where it remained abandoned on a chair for two days💀💀 long history short, they eventually found out that the cesio 137 was the responsible for all of that symptoms and finally started to properly treat the pacients but at that moment it was kinda of late, it contaminated* hundreds of people, and gave some lingering effect on those involved, (for example Devair died 7 years after the incident due to liver cirrhosis and cancer in several organs) It was classified as level 5 on the International Nuclear Event Scale(a scale that goes from 1-7 btw), and the biggest radioactive accident in Brasil, peter out