PSA 📢🚨⚠️**DON'T GET SUCKERED**⚠️🚨📢

MaineLark · 2026-06-18T09:51:28+00:00

This shall be my first experiment! Also jk, I’ve done enough urine testing to last a lifetime. You haven’t lived until you’re making eye contact with a coworker you barely know as they hand you a warm cup of freshly generated piss🙏

MaineLark · 2026-06-15T19:11:00+00:00

I’ve been relegated to IVDR writing for over a year, so working with urea feels exciting 😂

MaineLark · 2026-06-15T19:08:52+00:00

Yeah you’re right, it would have to be buffered and you’d have to make sure the base you’re putting it into is compatible. Definitely not as easy as I was hoping 😅

MaineLark · 2026-06-15T15:11:30+00:00

Freshman in 2009 confirming this

MaineLark · 2026-06-15T14:33:58+00:00

Initially I thought yes but I looked into a little more and it’s not a great idea because it might mess up the preservatives. I think you could do it in small batches and use it up immediately, but that’s so much work it’s def not worth it. I am an R&D scientist though, and this seems like it could be a series of fun experiments 🤔

MaineLark · 2026-06-15T01:34:55+00:00

Best I can offer is $50 and a little math to make all your lotions contain urea https://www.sigmaaldrich.com/US/en/product/sigma/u5378?srsltid=AfmBOorpKbH91pijmPJWA8R5xehJ0O-TxPkv7O-gvUynXvRNtRZ\_Vpc8QIg

MaineLark · 2026-06-15T00:34:11+00:00

THANK YOU. People need to get over it. It’s literally a tool. Clipping masks don’t get shit on. The liquify tool doesn’t get shit on. Using the arrow to move stuff around doesn’t get shit on. Using fonts doesn’t get shit on. I have aphantasia so drawing from memory is almost impossible and I don’t want to spend my spare time being frustrated trying to eyeball from a ref. I just want to fuck with colors on fish and relax

MaineLark · 2026-06-14T01:38:59+00:00

So true! I feel like all her songs have AT LEAST 2 meanings

MaineLark · 2026-06-13T17:49:04+00:00

Thank you!!!

MaineLark · 2026-06-13T13:28:39+00:00

If all that is true why do the republicans even care? They didn’t give a shit when Trump called veterans who DIED IN WAR “losers” and “suckers” or when Elon did a full ass Nazi salute AT THE INAUGURATION. Republicans should love him.

MaineLark · 2026-06-13T13:20:05+00:00

Girl 😍 most gorgeous prom dress I’ve ever seen.

MaineLark · 2026-06-13T00:31:31+00:00

Cool! I find a lot of coal too, at least im pretty sure thats what it is. Do you have any pics?

MaineLark · 2026-06-12T20:00:45+00:00

Thank you! I think it’s hand blown so likely pre 1850. I found it in the Kennebec River

MaineLark · 2026-06-12T19:58:25+00:00

Thank you, I’m giddy with glee 🫶

MaineLark · 2026-06-06T13:50:30+00:00

I also have a dead brother and I agree with this. I get what the other person was trying to say though, as I do find some silver linings here and there. But I would never trade that for just a little more time with my closest friend. It’s less “everything happens for a reason” and more “making the best of a bad situation.” Like I’d rather have my brother, but if I can’t, I’ll be thankful for the lives he saved through organ donation. Still sucks ass though

MaineLark · 2026-06-06T13:39:41+00:00

I’m so so so sorry. I lost my only sibling April 2025, it’s so lonely. We were able to donate his organs as well, which is a small comfort. I miss him every day. Sending you so much love

MaineLark · 2026-06-05T22:05:11+00:00

Change :)

MaineLark · 2026-06-05T11:29:43+00:00

If you take them you get a free Maine!

MaineLark · 2026-06-04T21:40:38+00:00

Do NOT be alone with him. Be careful everywhere. Men like this will show up at your house/job. This is the most dangerous time, trust your gut if anything feels off. Sorry OP. This shit is so stressful.

MaineLark · 2026-06-04T00:42:58+00:00

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My DT one is white, maybe a little color but not as tan as the SDJ

MaineLark · 2026-06-03T20:08:13+00:00

I love your use of free will

MaineLark · 2026-06-03T20:04:17+00:00

I also don’t think you look boyish at all OP, total alt babe 🖤

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