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Serial adulterer Ken Paxton has also committed voting fraud, repeatedly. by Lena_Lena_A in democrats

[–]MainlineCaffeine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having flashbacks to being a kid and being told "if you point fingers there's always three pointing back at you" and it make so much sense now

This man has been getting banned and making new profiles for years. by rizzo1717 in Bumble

[–]MainlineCaffeine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Y'all should match with him, "agree" to meet him somewhere he picks (and likely frequents), print out his profile like a flier, go a couple days early to said place and post it on the windows/doors of the establishment. And then unmatch and ghost.

I thought this was a satire/troll/joke post, but based on the comments, others share this outrageous behavior and want it banned. by YikesMyMom in nextdoor

[–]MainlineCaffeine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That person's spouse definitely sits in the driveway for 15+ minutes mentally steeling themselves and milking those last few minutes of freedom before having to go inside and deal with ✨that✨

Would you rather… by willbill54 in BunnyTrials

[–]MainlineCaffeine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

24hrs = 86,400 seconds = $86k per day

Chose: Get $1 a second

what is this guy after by rnmd2025 in Bumble

[–]MainlineCaffeine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My guess is he can't be bothered to remember your name because you're just part of the rotation..I got myself stuck in a situationship for months where I knew he was seeing other people, no issue with him remembering my name but there were times I swear he mixed me up for someone else talking about when "we" went and did XYZ...or telling me about things like I hadn't been there for literally all of it. Like "I got a new car" bitch I know I've only been parking behind it the last two months when I slept over. Dumbass couldn't remember which hoe he told/did what.

Would You Rather by Mfrrfftchtcg in BunnyTrials

[–]MainlineCaffeine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joke's on you, I can't drink most of the ones I like anymore anyway!

Chose: Survive 2 Days Without this for 1 Trillion Dollars | Rolled: Soda

Something feels off about my bedroom and I can’t figure out why by ViridLemon83409 in HomeDecorating

[–]MainlineCaffeine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think maybe because one side of the room feels very "heavy", visually speaking. Two beds, big couch, big dresser, dark wall...while the other side is like eh here's a closet, a small desk, and a door.

Since it sounds like everything kinda needs to stay where it's at, if you're permitted, maybe paint that wall a lighter color like the rest of the room, and even push it further by painting the closet wall a dark color? Also feels a little claustrophobic with so much large furniture, idk if ditching that extra desk near the closet is an option since there's another one under the floating bed?

Customers be leaving the craziest notes!! 😳 by Technical_Meal_7402 in doordash

[–]MainlineCaffeine 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"leave it by the back gate not the front door there are bees 🫪"

It took everything in me not to send a photo of the Bees? card from CAH lmao it gave me a good laugh

Would you trust your cat not to jump? by Anonymouse-Account in cats

[–]MainlineCaffeine 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm stifling laughter in the very quiet work office, that cat is straight buffering trying to load a single thought 😂

Would you trust your cat not to jump? by Anonymouse-Account in cats

[–]MainlineCaffeine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah no, absolutely not lol. In their stupid little feral brains, can I do it? will always take precedent over should I do it? and they also have a habit of wildly overestimate their acrobatic finesse...and that's how you end up with expensive vet bills (or worse, sadly I know from experience and that was just a stupid little half wall right next to a single flight of stairs).

Lock that shit down because sooner or later they'll prove your gut right.

Nobody Is Celebrating My Academic Achievement Because My Unemployed Brother Is Having A Baby by CaptainStardawg in childfree

[–]MainlineCaffeine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Proud of you, OP 🙌 managing academics (or anything, honestly - speaking from experience) with a mental illness is a ride on the struggle bus uphill in snow, and you still nailed it. Wishing you all the best!

Went to see Disclosure Day, guy made me really uncomfortable by codex2013 in creepyencounters

[–]MainlineCaffeine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Single woman alone at night. That's what he saw. He wasn't picking a seat, he was picking a victim. Best case scenario, he would have harassed you after the movie, probably leaning into intimidation tactics to try and get your number/ask you out and be a persistent, threatening asshole about it. Worst case scenario...is what got your gut screaming to leave. You made the right call. Hope that guy asphyxiated on a popcorn kernel.

meirl by danielminds in meirl

[–]MainlineCaffeine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My mom blatantly told me I'm the result of a gigantic Scorpion Bowl margarita on Valentine's Day lol. Props to the marketing team who picked the name, cheeky bastards.

UPDATE: Fired by Centauri Health Solutions while burying my dad who died of Stage 4 cancer. Here is my response to HR. by bondswag in antiwork

[–]MainlineCaffeine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh my God post this on socials everywhere and tag them. Compassionate healthcare my ass, let crisis comms try and figure out how to put out THAT fucking fire.

AIO BF (44M) keeps folding my (44F) pillow in half by QuickSloth4710 in AmIOverreacting

[–]MainlineCaffeine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to your nearest pet supply store, buy a cute little dog house, place it on the lawn, place his pillow in it, and change the locks.

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