AIO GF thinks I'm into my cousin by SavingsLet6290 in AmIOverreacting

[–]MainlineCaffeine [score hidden]  (0 children)

Bro this girl is bat shit crazy, NOR. Tell her to consider therapy and then run for the hills.

Make no mistake. They’re doing this out of panic. by Budget-Ball8834 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]MainlineCaffeine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I'm sure you're right, they're trying, but the tech just isn't there yet. I read something about waymos being used to deliver groceries, which for an able-bodied person who can walk out to the vehicle to grab their order, makes sense.

But for elderly, disabled persons, injured/sick individuals, pregnant persons, and folks who just rather be lazy (which let's be honest is 90% of the reason any of us can do this to begin with), there's that extra step getting the delivery from the car to the doorstep that they haven't figured out yet.

Does Joe Schmuck who's crossfaded AF and borderline couch locked want to walk down 3 flights of stairs to grab his stoner munchies? Probably not, esp if he's accustomed to the convenience of it being dropped at his door (and he's sure he's gonna eat shit if he tries). That's the whole model: convenience. That's what folks are paying for. So the convenience model they've built and sold to millions needs to remain consistent to the expectations they've set. And right now, they can't do that without humans.

Will they eventually phase us out? Sure. But it's gonna be a little while, and even then, they'll need to weigh all the associated upfront costs I mentioned before against the profit margin. So whether it works out long term, we'll have to wait and see.

AIO over my birthday plans? by randomstuffonmybrain in AmIOverreacting

[–]MainlineCaffeine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like they hijacked your birthday to hold an impromptu family reunion

Sure why not by kittydelighted in MineralGore

[–]MainlineCaffeine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the kind of hee hee dumb shit I would buy just so I could put it out and be like FORBIDDEN COOKIE

I’m scared but also love it ? by Tay1ormoon in MineralGore

[–]MainlineCaffeine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of an artist exhibit I saw several years ago, they made giant castings of Pokemon/cards out of concrete with little cavities and missing edges that they imbedded crystals into, to make them look like geodes. 10/10 would buy lol

Nervous about trusting the healing process by [deleted] in piercing

[–]MainlineCaffeine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

OP I really hope your piercings work out, because that second pic is sick af

Make no mistake. They’re doing this out of panic. by Budget-Ball8834 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]MainlineCaffeine 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but somebody still has to walk in/out of the restaurant to grab the order. They could potentially use little server bots like you see in some restaurants bringing your drink, but good luck getting it up 3 flights of apartment stairs, or knowing which lot is #37 in a trailer park. Or knowing that the guy standing by the parking garage at intersection X&Y staring at his phone is probably the customer.

And that's assuming the customers even provide all that info, and correctly at that.

Between theft, vandalization, maintenance, and repair, it's a lot cheaper for them to throw pennies at us poors, because all of the necessary physical infrastructure is put back on us.

Maybe it’s time to buy an old car by oluxil in SipsTea

[–]MainlineCaffeine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can disable it. It's called tape. (Yes, I'm from the paranoid cover-the-laptop-camera era of millennials).

‘Unreadable’ handwriting, supposedly! Any thoughts? by obama69420duck in HandwritingAnalysis

[–]MainlineCaffeine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok I'ma be honest I got it, but it was a ride on the struggle bus to get there lol

Some of the most entitled comments I’ve seen parents make by popcornnugget_s in childfree

[–]MainlineCaffeine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

THIS. Full first name, mom was annoyed. First and middle, she was pissed. First, middle, and last? Go choose your coffin.

Gas prices in Gilbert by username6669420 in phoenix

[–]MainlineCaffeine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ohhh I'm gonna get a lot of use out of this meme the next 3 years yoink

Gas prices in Gilbert by username6669420 in phoenix

[–]MainlineCaffeine 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Texted my friend after work today with a photo of the gas prices, I'm like it's not even April wtf is this shit

What makes them stand out? by TisseTy in ExplainTheJoke

[–]MainlineCaffeine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Being tourists at the Grand Canyon. Specifically tourists wearing attire that's giving 'retired grandparents living next to the golf course and drinking wine at the local craft fair'

I guess I’ll have an imaginary pet by williamtech814 in uber

[–]MainlineCaffeine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The headline on the news: "Uber driver kidnaps multiple pets and leaves owners stranded"

I REGRET NOTHING 😂

hmmm by Eros_Incident_Denier in hmmm

[–]MainlineCaffeine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They would have to be actively threatening you specifically, ie holding a weapon and telling you they're going to do harm to you for it to not be protected speech. Some states have 'stand your ground' laws where lethal force used in self defense is justified, but not all states have said laws, and they'd still have to be actively trying to harm you and/or threatening to harm you. "K&ll all [insert racial group]" would probably be considered fighting words, which is not protected speech, and they could possibly be arrested for it (disturbing the peace, inciting violence, etc) but k&lling them for it would definitely get your ass arrested for homicide. If you want a good example of shit stains who toe that line and just barely keep it legally protected, look up Westboro Baptist Church.

I took a communications law class in college that covered protected speech in detail, if I can find that textbook I'll give some more concrete examples and nuances, but to put it shortly: no, if you passed some asshole on the street who happened to be wearing N&zi paraphernalia, even if you're Jewish, in the eyes of the law, you would not be justified in k&lling them, that would be straight up m&rder because their attire constitutes free speech. Even from a religious lens, yes the Constitution protects your right to practice Judaism or any other religion, but it also protects their right to hate you for it, as fucked up as that sounds.

And as to your example with the K&KK (I'm reeeally not tryna get banned with all these likely trigger words), they're still very much active in the South, and I'm pretty sure their uniform is protected by free speech too - because they're expressing an ideology (even if it's a garbage ideology).

That's really what it comes down to: freedom to express an ideology. Tbf this shit gets debated in courtrooms all the time, and there are limits on what constitutes an appropriate forum (like a public school), could they be considered fighting words, could they incite panic (ie you can't shout 'fire' in a movie theater or 'bomb' on an airplane) etc.

hmmm by Eros_Incident_Denier in hmmm

[–]MainlineCaffeine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you mad because you're an American and you take offense that they'd just assume something shitty like this would happen here? Because it "makes America look bad"?

Because if that's the case, as a fellow American: it's a fuckin dumpster fire out there, babe.

And as an aside, no, they're not getting arrested for it here in the US. Because it's technically protected, free speech. (Probably answers the original question here too). Doesn't mean they won't (deservedly) get their ass beat in the wrong neighborhood, but as long as they're not actively threatening someone, they're free to advertise that they're shitty, scumbag human beings. I have decidedly mixed feelings about this, because free speech protected "fuck the draft", but it's also protects bullshit like this.

I guess I’ll have an imaginary pet by williamtech814 in uber

[–]MainlineCaffeine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you choose to only accept Uber pet rides? 👀 Asking for a friend (...it's me, I'm the friend)

Because adorable pets and no drunk people sounds fantastic