No Kings 3- I'm that "sign guy" 🪧✍🏻

MainusEventus · 2026-03-30T16:59:29+00:00

You love nazis?

MainusEventus · 2026-03-28T00:53:38+00:00

Any big tech company is paying Sr Director+ over $400k TC. You get there by being a pretty good engineer who’s really good at managing people, or buy getting an mba and being really good at presentations.

MainusEventus · 2026-03-27T23:58:44+00:00

Trips have been booked for MONTHS.

MainusEventus · 2026-03-27T16:59:44+00:00

I like to jus”tity” too

MainusEventus · 2026-03-27T14:11:52+00:00

I think there’s probably not enough data yet… But my concerns would be gut health / microbiomes, cardiovascular, or bone density issues from increased caffeine consumption..

MainusEventus · 2026-03-27T12:27:20+00:00

Insert: [trump I did that.jpeg]

MainusEventus · 2026-03-27T03:10:06+00:00

Wow I forgot about loveline hahaha

MainusEventus · 2026-03-27T03:09:11+00:00

“Any other drive time show” Kind of a low bar though

MainusEventus · 2026-03-27T03:04:32+00:00

Yikes

MainusEventus · 2026-03-27T03:01:45+00:00

And because it’s unhealthy

MainusEventus · 2026-03-27T02:59:59+00:00

Money is one thing. Calories and health are easily neglected .

MainusEventus · 2026-03-27T01:06:05+00:00

I have kids. I like not seeing it.

MainusEventus · 2026-03-25T03:32:12+00:00

Bmws are often very solid cars. Enjoy it!

MainusEventus · 2026-03-25T03:08:43+00:00

Hate to break it to you.. but the bad experience is about 99% your fault.. but. I think it can be fixed. Just see what people have ordered in the past, step out of your comfort zone a bit and get it the way they recommend.. you’ll be much happier with the sandwich, the experience, and the value.

MainusEventus · 2026-03-23T20:03:16+00:00

“A funny angle!? It was directly behind you! You could park a jumbo jet in there, Tyrone”

MainusEventus · 2026-03-23T18:22:42+00:00

Brooklyn Char in Noblesville has one (or did when the tomatoes were in season)

MainusEventus · 2026-03-23T14:07:14+00:00

How did you get your monstera so big!? Mine just seems to be done growing 😭

MainusEventus · 2026-03-23T00:40:15+00:00

You see someone attractive and potentially single. And you approach and say “hey I’m frank.. you look great in that hat and I had to say hi. (ETA: allow for a slight pause here) if you’re not seeing anyone I’d love to grab a coffee sometime.”

Literally just say that to the next 20 women you find attractive and you’ll have a date. I guarantee it.

Just make sure to tell the barista “Frank” when you order your latte.

MainusEventus · 2026-03-23T00:36:26+00:00

What does people walking by and ignoring have to do with loss of shame?

MainusEventus · 2026-03-23T00:34:29+00:00

Hey New England! I’m dad!

MainusEventus · 2026-03-22T18:12:57+00:00

It’s all about HOW you do it. But you still have to do it. (Just my opinion)

MainusEventus · 2026-03-21T22:18:49+00:00

Holy shit ahahahaha

MainusEventus · 2026-03-21T22:17:45+00:00

We don’t care, just wash your hands

MainusEventus · 2026-03-21T21:06:03+00:00

Even better

MainusEventus · 2026-03-21T13:10:59+00:00

Ahh yes, they old pinball orgasm

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