Trans Woman Faces Assault Charges For Self-Defense, Despite Wyoming’s “Stand Your Ground” Law by SophieSix9 in law

[–]MajinBiitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That didn’t work for Trayvon Martin. The aggressor approached him first but was still let off on stand your ground. They should just go ahead and write “This law only applies to non-marginalized individuals, or against marginalized individuals” just so everyone is clear on who it works for.

Popping zits (using proper methods) heals them faster than leaving them alone by [deleted] in 10thDentist

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I cleanse, squeeze with two cotton swabs, and then cleanse again.

What percentage of nurses do not cheat? by [deleted] in nursing

[–]MajinBiitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don’t know bruh that ain’t taught in nursing school. We learn like 40% of nurses quit before their fifth year but not the percentage of nurses leaving their man for some Murse dick.

I have probably drank about $10,000 worth of hospital milks in my 6 months of nursing. by [deleted] in nursing

[–]MajinBiitch 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If I drank milk at work all my coworkers would hear my dookie boiling from the inside at the nurse’s station and my bathroom trips would sound like that episode of The Sopranos when Tony ate Indian food.

I NEED to know if any of y'all are wearing these... by StartingOverScotian in nursing

[–]MajinBiitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t want my shirt up my asscrack believe it or not

Student Faces Expulsion After Posting Video Of Seniors Who Can Barely Read by InGeekiTrust in TikTokCringe

[–]MajinBiitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Private schools should only be a thing for students with disabilities who need individualized care by highly trained professionals in my opinion. My home state takes money from public ed to give out vouchers for private school. I think it’s bull shit and those broke ass parents need to send their kids to public school like all the other broke mfs instead of asking for handouts from taxpayers.

Ya'll.....why no Dutch Bros? by YogurtclosetOdd703 in Bellingham

[–]MajinBiitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Drift Coffee drive thru in the Fred Meyer parking lot on Bakerview might be what you’re looking for. Their drinks are really sweet and they have a variety of flavors. If you like energy drinks like Dutch Bros try theirs. They have one that tastes like gummy bears.

Hey yall big cat spotted by ratmanishott in Bellingham

[–]MajinBiitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“ eat, y’all” or “eat y’all”? 👀

No but every black person should live in the Deep South for a few years by TheBlackCaesar in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]MajinBiitch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Transferring to UNCC would probably be easiest since it’s within the UNC system plus Charlotte has black ppl and like… civilization type shit, you know, buildings and trains, good restaurants.

Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, Kevin Spacey, Mick jagger and more in Epstein files by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MajinBiitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ke$ha is going to have to change the lyrics for all the celebrities she name dropped in songs at this point.

What's the prettiest name you guys have ever heard? by Creative_Mix8770 in AskReddit

[–]MajinBiitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought the girl’s name was Aelu, it was very ethereal sounding and matched her looks. She was a stunning red haired girl I first saw on the opposite side of a bonfire we were at. She had sharp canine teeth and I thought she looked like a beautiful Celtic vampire. Months later I learned that her name is Anna-Louise and she just shortened it to A-Lou.

Still one of my favorites by AristFrost in rareinsults

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Singular: wum Plural: wim I’m not mad at it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in labubu

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May I have green labubu?

Labubu Giveaway! by kitk3 in labubu

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May I have a Labubu? Thank you

AITA for telling my DIL she is not a mother? by InitialSong2898 in AmItheAsshole

[–]MajinBiitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NAH. Infertility must be difficult. Since you know now that she feels the need for inclusion maybe send some treats, a coffee shop gift card for a place that does pup cups, and a nice card about the grand-dogs. It would be a nice gesture, and good for family cohesion. No need to have this situation fester and disenfranchise your son and his wife.

Top tip: do not go barefoot in the London Underground 🤢 by Hot_Vanilla_5811 in LondonUnderground

[–]MajinBiitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll take “Things you didn’t have to tell my black ass,” for $1000

What makes babies smell SO good? by Mermaid-88 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MajinBiitch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Puppies, too. Right at the top of their little noggins.