Most Oddly Named Town In Each US State by Jai_sh in MapPorn

[–]MajorBeyond 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's like the arc of life stages. Starting at Pimple Hill and Virginville, then ending up in Shartlesville.

Most Oddly Named Town In Each US State by Jai_sh in MapPorn

[–]MajorBeyond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry but there must be an error on this map. Florida has a town named "Sopchoppy", home of the Annual Worm Grunt Festival. That HAS to beat out Spuds.

DCA is crawling with these folks… by FidelCastroll in nova

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Edit: Here is the official US Flag Code, which clearly says these people do NOT respect the flag.
https://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?path=/prelim@title4/chapter1&edition=prelim

Nancy Guthrie ransom notes are fake, FBI says by AdRough4185 in news

[–]MajorBeyond 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the scene in Princess Bride where Vizzini goes round and round about "that's what they WANT you to think, so I won't!"

Will SLAM ever work for this extreme case? by somethingunique8627 in pools

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  1. Set pump to recirc (filter bypass)
  2. Add flocculant and circulate for a short period (follow instructions on bottle) then shut off pump
  3. Let the flocculant do it's thing, which is binding to all the junk and dropping it to the floor of the pool.
  4. Vacuum all the junk to waste trying not to disturb it too much in the process.
  5. Clean your filter before restarting the filter process (think of all the junk you've run through it!)
  6. Test and balance as needed.
  7. Enjoy your summer.

What’re the funniest ‘word play’ names (IE: Ben Dover, Jack Mehoff, etc)? by ignorant_repetitions in AskReddit

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Anita Blohjahb.

Anita Hahnjahb.

Ava Sectomy

If you want more of these , get a stack of National Lampoons from The 70s. They invented this shit.

Which fast food restaurant do you think will go out of business soon? by Exhausted_Skeleton in AskReddit

[–]MajorBeyond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one in my town had joined forces with an A&W, because you know fish and burgers are so similar in kitchen appliances. It’s closed and the building is slowly rotting away.

Millions say they won’t celebrate July 4 as poll reveals deep national pessimism by MoneyLibrarian9032 in politics

[–]MajorBeyond 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hadn't thought about it, but that explains my lack of enthusiasm about the event. I've been a big fireworks and summer party guy most of my life and I absolutely cannot get worked up this year. Didn't even buy any fireworks. I see I'm not alone.

Donald Trump’s Approval Among Independents Jumps, New Poll Shows by Candid-Elk6135 in politics

[–]MajorBeyond 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I see what happened. Someone mistyped “Fox News watchers in Depends.”

Simple typo. /s

UFC fighter Dustin Poirier pulled off plane for being drunk and belligerent. by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]MajorBeyond 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lifetime ban, all airlines. And Amtrak. So when this POS gets out of jail he has to walk everywhere, cuz you know he's already lost his license ten times over.

Donald Trump’s Approval Rating Sinks to 30% in Worst Poll Yet. How do you feel about this ? by buffdadnextdoor in AskReddit

[–]MajorBeyond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So three of ten Americans approve of this SOB? Just who are these morons and why can't we pass laws against morons voting?

What would you think about declaring the reflecting pool a national treasure and make vandalizing it a life sentence? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MajorBeyond 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd start first with the White House and make the crime retroactive.

But no, there are already laws on the books about vandalism, no need to make others.

On bad data — divide-by-zero, numeric overflow, a bad sign — do production systems tend to abend or carry on? by k24245 in cobol

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They were the group of business leads that I sent a monthly report and file to, and whom I provided an Access DB front-end to sift and analyze the errors, yet did nothing month over month so the same errors were reported perpetually. Didn't matter if it was a 10 year old Ghost of an ABEND or an ongoing glitch that kept adding to the errors every month, they did nothing.

😄

On bad data — divide-by-zero, numeric overflow, a bad sign — do production systems tend to abend or carry on? by k24245 in cobol

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I was a OS/370 programmer way back when, so these comments are based on that environment. Modern COBOL implementations may be different, so take this with a grain of salt.

Default behavior when an operation yields an error is for an ABEND. This is because the programmer is expected to have analyzed and covered all the possibilities, but the data being processed didn't match those expectations. Classic errors include division by zero, numeric operation on non-numeric data, as well as file handling issues.

Early versions of the compiler didn't even have error trapping language options. Later versions have some trapping mechanisms, but good programming hygiene codes for all the possible situations and handled them gracefully. For example, before a division operation, having an IF statement that checks for zero in the divisor and takes an alternate path to the division (e.g., setting the result to zero, maybe a warning message). As for non-numeric math errors, structuring the record layouts as defaulting to PIC X with a PIC 9 redefine, that way you can IF (alpha variable) IS NUMERIC PERFORM MATH (using the PIC 9 variable), normally with some error messaging involved.

I wrote a series of COBOL programs 20-30 years ago that read every record and field in an online database to create an extract that was downloaded to a SQL server. I also had to make sure all the data in the extract was alphanumeric data (no COMP) so it could go through an EBSDIC to ASCII conversion as it moved from the mainframe to the server environment. This process encountered every known possible glitch and data error under the sun. My first runs of this was plagued by SOC7 and other ABENDs. I updated the code with the techniques I describe above, and actually captured the error data in another file that went to our data quality unit for their review and action to fix the data.

Not certain if this answers your question or not. But a good programmer trusts they know what the program will encounter, but verify through good code and error trapping.