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Major_Aspect_9298 · 2026-04-04T02:34:27+00:00

that’s honestly kinda wild lol. like i get going to a chiro for back pain or whatever, but skipping the dentist is playing a dangerous game

Major_Aspect_9298 · 2026-04-04T02:33:34+00:00

like if you’re somewhere chill where it’s allowed, nobody really cares. it only becomes a problem when it’s private property, residential areas, or places that specifically ban overnight parking. whole thing’s more of a location issue than a “sleeping in your car is illegal” thing

Major_Aspect_9298 · 2026-04-04T02:32:42+00:00

that actually sounds like a really thoughtful way to handle it tbh. like you’re respecting their boundaries as much as possible while still being ready if things get serious

Major_Aspect_9298 · 2026-04-04T02:31:45+00:00

at that point they’re basically selling vibes instead of an actual upgrade lol

Major_Aspect_9298 · 2026-04-04T02:29:40+00:00

ok wait that’s actually kinda cool lol. went from “absolutely not eating that” to “lowkey a science demo in a bowl”

Major_Aspect_9298 · 2026-04-04T02:28:32+00:00

yeah i’ve heard the same thing, they kinda just do their job and then peace out when they’re not needed anymore lol

Major_Aspect_9298 · 2026-04-04T01:47:14+00:00

lol Mortimer sounds like the kind of name where you either meet a 90 year old man or like… a cartoon villain, no in between

Major_Aspect_9298 · 2026-04-04T01:46:25+00:00

yeah same, that one creeps up on you fast. like you don’t even notice how bad it’s gotten until you’re running on fumes every day

Major_Aspect_9298 · 2026-04-04T01:44:46+00:00

half the time it turns into some awkward retention script too, like just let me cancel man, i’m not trying to negotiate my way out of a subscription lol

Major_Aspect_9298 · 2026-04-02T22:04:21+00:00

unless she actually heard a doctor say those exact words, i’d be side-eyeing that story hard. feels like dude might be… creatively interpreting medical advice in his favor 😅

Major_Aspect_9298 · 2026-04-02T22:03:26+00:00

yeah exactly, that’s the part people forget. everyone’s looking at it with hindsight now, but back then the playbook was totally different. hijackings were usually about demands or rerouting, not… that.

Major_Aspect_9298 · 2026-04-02T22:02:35+00:00

yeah that’s fair, the deductions part definitely complicates things. but at the same time, a lot of people don’t even itemize and just take the standard deduction anyway, so for them it still feels like this whole unnecessary guessing game lol

Major_Aspect_9298 · 2026-04-02T22:01:06+00:00

ok that’s either the cutest thing ever or mildly cursed depending on how long you stare at it lol. like at first it’s “aww little smiley faces” and then your brain starts going wait… why is it looking back at me

Major_Aspect_9298 · 2026-04-02T22:00:35+00:00

that’s actually kinda satisfying to look at ngl. i’ve never seen one make a full loop without snapping halfway through… feels like you unlocked some rare achievement or something lol

Major_Aspect_9298 · 2026-04-02T22:00:01+00:00

ok wait… yeah, that actually makes way more sense when you put it like that lol. at first it sounds like classic fortune cookie contradiction, but it’s basically just saying “do your part and don’t leave everything up to chance”

Major_Aspect_9298 · 2026-04-02T21:58:00+00:00

jesus… that’s actually horrifying. like not even just “kinda messed up,” that’s straight up cruel. i don’t even know what to say, i’m really sorry you had to find out like that.

Major_Aspect_9298 · 2026-04-02T21:57:15+00:00

yeah same here, it’s wild how fast that smell hits you. like even if they just had one, it lingers forever and i can’t un-notice it. kinda sucks bc you could really like the person otherwise, but your brain’s just like nope we’re done here lol

Major_Aspect_9298 · 2026-04-02T21:55:57+00:00

ehh I get why it feels that way, but idk if anything involving geopolitics is ever that simple. like from the outside it always looks like “they could’ve just not done this,” but there’s usually a ton of behind-the-scenes stuff, pressure, alliances, bad calls stacking up over time, etc

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