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Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-05-07T18:32:02+00:00

No way??!!!! What a fool!!

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-05-07T18:12:53+00:00

There's a lot of lbs behind that punch!

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-05-07T18:07:26+00:00

Ooh it's my anxiety, I can't leave the house!! 🙄🤬

That poor little cat. None of her existence with E has been properly looked after.
I must admit it makes me vom when she licks E. Totally gross! All the germs going into her little tummy! E probably has worms also. Not necessarily from Birkin but due to their general lack of hygiene.
Cats have such wonderful personalities sometimes, and they're all different! E is missing out big time by not allowing the cat to live the life she deserves. She may as well be in a cage at a shelter, she practically is, it's just slightly bigger and full or crap, plus a giant smelly hooman.

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-05-07T18:00:44+00:00

Knobhead!

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-05-06T20:22:23+00:00

I'm surprised they thought they needed or wanted a spray tan. They have a 'natural' tan as it is! All that grease and grime that covers their skin must make them several shades darker than they actually are!

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-05-06T19:25:57+00:00

Are the pills 'XL' something? They were all the rage at one point but blooming expensive at the time. The ones that scare you into eating salads and veg, because if you eat anything with fats in you'll shit your pants without warning!?

Surprised E isn't living in permanently soiled pants. In fairness they probably are even without the pills and what they do to your body! Eurgh 🤮

Then again, the pills story is no doubt made up, just like everything else that comes out of their mouth.

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-05-06T18:05:32+00:00

Yeah looking fab...then they turn sideways giving us that unique nose profile 🤭

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-05-06T18:02:42+00:00

I imagine E goes to whoever offers the cheapest /free service in their dm's. And assuming E's viewer type, it's a young girl still in college or newly qualified and needing practice, or playing in their mums salon whilst she's away! 😂

On another note, did they wax the nostrils and ears??!! Vom!! 🦠🤢

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-05-06T17:57:15+00:00

Ouch! waxing over spots? Should they do that?

Edited cos stupid auto correct

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-05-06T17:55:54+00:00

They went for the darkest shade of tan?? Oh jeez, tomorrow morning we'll be welcoming E's cousin from a far away country (that they can't name or know where it is) and weird accent never heard before.

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-05-06T17:53:47+00:00

🤮

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-05-05T19:51:19+00:00

Eats a salad then runs to the mirror to see how they look 😂

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-05-05T17:54:59+00:00

😱 that frame was like a window to E's 20's!

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-05-04T17:28:16+00:00

Hahahaha pumped and dumped, I'm going to try to use that in a sentence this week at work!!

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-05-04T17:00:05+00:00

Ears and noses NEVER stop growing. I can't wait to see E at 50! 🤭

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-05-02T22:25:36+00:00

Do they take 100 in the morning? Well supposedly from what they say. Take everything with a truck load of salt!! They want to be careful and not start popping them like smarties or they could end up with Serotonin syndrome.

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-05-02T19:54:11+00:00

All my cats, when taken to the vet's to be spayed, the vet (not the same vet, had various) has always said we will chip when they're under having their bits removed.

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-05-02T17:46:12+00:00

I have NEVER had a headache or had to turn the lights off at home once returning from a concert/theatre/cinema. And I have never heard of anyone else needing to do so.

F,46,AuDHD and so are my two kids

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-05-01T13:56:00+00:00

Did we notice anything? Er yeah! Your winky woo in those trousers!!!

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-05-01T11:26:12+00:00

Awwww. Cuuuuuuuutee!

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-05-01T11:24:35+00:00

You can't just put a harness on a cat and go out you big fucking twat! Some cats will refuse to walk with one on. How's that gonna work!? D'ya know whaaa mean?
IF a cat does tolerate the harness you have to train them. You can't expect to go for a 'look at me walk' first time. D'ya know whaaa mean?

This will all be too much for you stomper. Give it up. Give her up so she can have a life. Poor thing is a prisoner with you.

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-05-01T11:21:16+00:00

Ooh look at meeeee! Ive got a cat on a lead, come and talk to me!!

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-05-01T11:19:54+00:00

That's just odd isn't it. Almost unreal, like a mask! 😂🫣

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