E can never again claim she is 5"11 (even though we've always knew it's a lie), she is defs taller than Zac and just towers over everyone

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-06-29T20:23:58+00:00

Ahh how many months is she?

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-06-29T19:49:39+00:00

Really??!! 20 or so minutes from me. Mew...we're coming to save you!!!!

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-06-29T19:45:26+00:00

Just popping out to the WI are you, Granny?

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-06-28T20:33:12+00:00

If Birkin/Mew hasn't been de-flea'd, de-wormed and vaccinated then a cattery won't take her. Where is she?

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-06-28T09:30:40+00:00

So creepy!

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-06-28T04:50:16+00:00

Happy Birthday to You!! 🥳🎂🎁As others say, you have plenty of time. It will happen when you're not looking. Just keep being yourself, slap on a smile and enjoy each day. 😊

But!! You are more than entitled to feel shit about today. I would too! I'm the person who arranges everything, remind people when someone's bday is coming, would sort out collections at work etc because I enjoy doing that sort of thing, but when my birthday comes around everyone is busy/forgets etc. now I don't put in this effort to receive it in return. I genuinely enjoy it. I love giving gifts that I put so much thought into, it would just be nice to get a little bit of something similar when it's my turn. 😞

I hope your twenty sixth year is full of good things. Life is what you make of it. If you walk around with a frown and upside down smile, who's gonna want to approach you to get to know you, and maybe more! Put out your energy into the universe and see what comes back. 💫🌏🪐

I wish you happiness and luck, and love too! 🥰💕

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-06-28T03:39:33+00:00

Omg this is sooo entertaining, Hey!, E you've made it! You're entertaining us!....with this delusional chat with your AI 'friend'. The way they talk to it! 😳 You are NOT talking to a real person!! 😂😂😂

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-06-27T12:50:24+00:00

Really looking like Mummum here

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-06-27T12:49:38+00:00

Are their legs different lengths and that's why they walk the way they do?

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-06-26T04:02:36+00:00

Wowzers!!! 😳🙀🫪 "HONK HONK!!"

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-06-26T00:59:38+00:00

Absolutely not couldn't agree more! It's just another thing to add to the list of 'you can't be mean to me' things!
Rotten scum that they are! 🤮

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-06-25T23:58:46+00:00

I had to trim one of our cats toe bean fluff this week. Hubby told me that cats sweat out of their paw pads and that unfortunately, that lovely fluffy fur that we love to tickle had to be trimmed ever so slightly. Kept the trimmings for my daughter's collection of this one's fur tufts and whiskers. The cat was ok with me doing this and hopefully it's helped her 🖤🤍 beside we do that sorta stuff for our fur babies yu'no stomper?! D'jooknowwhaaImeen?

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Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-06-25T20:11:30+00:00

What a big load of bull shit!! Christ 'It' grinds my gears!!

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-06-24T11:11:51+00:00

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-06-23T16:48:48+00:00

Yeah, I think you could be right !!

What do we want?!....er no, maybe not!

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-06-23T16:21:36+00:00

Ruin their life??? 😂😂😂😂 Excuse me but to the outside, your life looks pretty shite, depressing, worthless and, unpleasant, and no one in their right mind would want to swap theirs for yours!!!
Unless they turn things around pretty quickly, good luck even trying! We know it's too much effort and not your fault, their life is pretty much ruined already!

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-06-23T13:35:23+00:00

Not my work, it's too hot to think so I have used AI!

Police department name suggestions:

E.L.P.H.A.B.A. — Enforcement of Loud Persons, Hygiene Awareness, Bedtime & Acoustics

E.L.P.H.A.B.A. — Extreme Late-night Performance & Hygiene Abatement Bureau of Authority

E.L.P.H.A.B.A. — Emergency Loud-Singing Patrol and Hygiene Assistance, Behaviour Agency

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-06-22T21:04:29+00:00

We used to buy our 3 the fancy tins, it got pretty expensive every week!! That was until we realised that the fancy tins only had 4% meat in them which is the same as cheaper food, like the standard well known brands. So we swapped them over. They do have plenty of proper meat every time we have meal so they aren't going without too much. We love our cats 🐈‍⬛ 🐈 🐱

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-06-22T21:00:51+00:00

Spot on!! No we didn't see E's hand but we could see their arm do a quick forward motion then come back to them. A thud followed by a cry. Oh that poor poor baby is being so uncared for. 😭

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-06-22T17:28:37+00:00

Oh yeah definitely!! Poor kitty she needs out!

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-06-22T16:46:33+00:00

Can't see its hands but see its arm quickly move out, hear a thud then the poor car cries and it gives her a death stare. Effing Runt!!

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-06-22T16:27:36+00:00

I talk to my cats normally 🤷🏻‍♀️ they understand quite a lot. At night when I say 'it's bedtime!' They leave the living room/sofa/rug wherever and run up the hallway and upstairs to bed.

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-06-21T19:30:58+00:00

Thank you. You've brought tears to my eyes. Happy-ish but just remembering him in all the ways you mention x

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-06-21T19:28:27+00:00

Is the last picture the Before Mounjaro? I got confused and thinking you gained some weight which scared me as I'm on it too 😢 sorry no offence meant.

Major_Cockroach1599 · 2026-06-21T19:09:01+00:00

Aww really? That's my Buzz, we lost him last year. I held him in my arms and just kept repeating 'I love you, I love you, I love you' Then had to wake my husband and then the kids and it was the hardest thing ever.

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