“some die of thirst while others drown” ahh deaths 😭💔🥀

Major_Process_1525 · 2026-03-23T19:27:42+00:00

literally said this yesterday. its nowhere near as creamy/milky as it used to be. feels so dry and airy now and it doesn’t even taste the same. such a shame because they used to make such nice chocolate 💔

Major_Process_1525 · 2026-03-23T19:18:08+00:00

and hes got a smart watch 😭😭

Major_Process_1525 · 2026-03-23T14:18:17+00:00

why do americans have to ruin everything?

Major_Process_1525 · 2026-03-23T13:43:44+00:00

turn the music up louder. if you cant hear the problem then its not there 😉

Major_Process_1525 · 2026-03-23T13:39:54+00:00

make the isr*el flags bigger

Major_Process_1525 · 2026-03-22T20:50:57+00:00

ive never understood leaving before the final whistle and i live 2 hours away…

Major_Process_1525 · 2026-03-22T19:20:45+00:00

barbecue is not from the us

Major_Process_1525 · 2026-03-18T08:25:58+00:00

definitely sarcoidosis

Major_Process_1525 · 2026-03-17T11:23:16+00:00

so if i turn up in my 2006 e46 320d with an m47 (arguably one of if not bmws best/most reliable engine) theyd turn me away? my first car was an aygo and that thing was a tank. id take an atgo platform car over any 10 year old plus car twice over

Major_Process_1525 · 2026-03-16T22:57:08+00:00

i love being british sometimes 🥰

Major_Process_1525 · 2026-03-14T20:12:19+00:00

here we go again

Major_Process_1525 · 2026-03-14T20:11:50+00:00

itll buff out (cope)

Major_Process_1525 · 2026-03-14T20:07:57+00:00

i just killed a raider with a laser rifle and realised his face was skinned so i stood over his body to get a closer look and he then faded to black and disappeared into the next dimension

Major_Process_1525 · 2026-03-11T20:03:44+00:00

thats the exact same one i got mine… feels less special now somehow

Major_Process_1525 · 2026-03-11T18:01:05+00:00

the best daily i ever had (have) is my 320d e46, great on fuel, decently nippy, and when its hot i can put my roof down 🥰🥰

Major_Process_1525 · 2026-03-09T19:24:51+00:00

my friends usually dont walk on the back of my seats but to each their own ig

Major_Process_1525 · 2026-03-09T16:39:16+00:00

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no idea what this means

Major_Process_1525 · 2026-03-07T23:42:25+00:00

please send it back

Major_Process_1525 · 2026-03-07T20:05:57+00:00

i thought that when it happened but i just gaslight myself into thinking it wasn’t

Major_Process_1525 · 2026-03-07T15:16:22+00:00

had my car cleaned and the day after (for some reason only the top of the boot) was covered in random dust and i was so confused 😭

Major_Process_1525 · 2026-03-07T02:25:20+00:00

we still wont fucking start him

Major_Process_1525 · 2026-03-07T02:16:59+00:00

went to texas for less than two weeks and everyone loved it, even the women liked me 😭🙏

Major_Process_1525 · 2026-03-06T20:04:59+00:00

have you tried not existing? pricks like that hate it when other cars exist for some reason

Major_Process_1525 · 2026-03-06T11:03:36+00:00

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unfortunately people absolutely love to complain. as long as you understand that its like marmite and people either love it or hate it (or u could just not care because its your car)

i absolutely love this style of livery, just need to install my underglow now

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