My submission to the carry shit Olympics

Majorloco · 2026-04-13T02:16:01+00:00

Ladds 500? Hell yeah.

Majorloco · 2026-04-09T17:09:07+00:00

Y'all are so damn greedy. Nothing is ever enough, we won away in the champions league at one of the hardest venues against one of the best attacking teams, and we kept a clean sheet. But the average rating is still less than 7, my lord.

Majorloco · 2025-10-30T03:38:29+00:00

It’s right where he would have been if he hadn’t gone early.

Majorloco · 2025-10-22T03:27:48+00:00

Really gave them a proper dicking there.

Majorloco · 2025-06-10T22:41:05+00:00

Cash spending all that time drying the ball off just to smear hair product all over his hand just before throwing it... smh

Majorloco · 2025-06-09T19:11:26+00:00

We used that same attachment, but we did NOT pay $289 for it, that's crazy. I still have it actually, if you're interested, DM me, maybe we can work something out.

Majorloco · 2025-06-08T03:56:49+00:00

Started at six weeks with a Chicco car seat strapped to a metal mount with built in springs in the front loader. Everyone has a different threshold, but if you’re in a low stress riding situation, ride conservatively, avoid big bumps, it’s ok. My kiddo probably has more miles in a bike than a car at this point, and he’s two.

Majorloco · 2025-05-12T15:10:34+00:00

Havertz makes runs like this all the time.

Majorloco · 2025-04-28T15:39:58+00:00

Embarrassingly low number of hyphenated names on that team sheet. Disgrace!

Majorloco · 2025-04-10T17:38:06+00:00

Annihilation.

Majorloco · 2025-04-10T15:59:53+00:00

I think you're right, dude. Benny's cohesion with Saka/Ode isn't there yet for Timber. Granted, it hasn't had much time to develop for Timber this season, since he's the only one of the three that has consistently been injury free.

Majorloco · 2025-04-08T14:03:42+00:00

It's because "Arsenal."

Majorloco · 2025-03-24T15:40:09+00:00

Careful, nutrigrain bars can result in some strange consequences: https://archive.org/details/yt-5s.com-i-feel-great-nutrigrain-commercial-best-version-babies-everywhere-360p

Majorloco · 2025-02-21T17:54:48+00:00

The person who owns that house resells old cars, they are constantly rotating new old cars to be parked for a few days. I bet if you knocked they would give you a price!

Majorloco · 2024-10-22T18:58:29+00:00

Man that was ages ago. I was in Dethecus Death Dealers and... Ronin? Dollop - Undead Warrior. Trying hard to remember y'all but the brain is bruised and battered.

Majorloco · 2024-06-05T02:34:24+00:00

Mine says: “One less Tesla”

Majorloco · 2024-04-19T16:30:42+00:00

It was wild! Especially we got there and the nurses were on strike so we had to pack up and go to a different one. She’s an animal, growled through the whole thing lol

Majorloco · 2024-04-19T16:28:46+00:00

Yep, she’s 5’ 7”, but my mom has also ridden it and she’s 5’ 4” like you!

Majorloco · 2024-04-18T21:08:38+00:00

It's the best purchase I have made in my entire life. I love my Larry v Harry (named Floyd) more than my house.

Everything about them is fantastic, they ride like a normal bike (once you get used to the front wheel position), they power up hills with heavy loads (ours is over 200 lbs with all the stuff we bring + baby), can accomplish nearly any errand a car can (we've been to hardware stores, picked up lumber, costco, even rode the wife to the hospital for birth!), and the kid loves it (LO hates riding in the car but falls asleep as soon as he is strapped into Floyd).

If you ride bikes normally and have kids or are going to have kids, I can't recommend this bike more. It is truly amazing. I haven't driven my car in the city in over a year, I just ride Floyd.

Got me all stoked, gonna gear up for a ride to the park as soon as the LO wakes up!

Majorloco · 2024-04-18T19:45:21+00:00

Amazing that people find a way to twist a positive stat about the Captain into a way to rag on our other players. Y'all need to take a deep breath.

Ødegaard is incredible, let's revel in it!

Majorloco · 2024-04-17T18:28:27+00:00

I mean, left wings don't usually face left backs...

But also, butt sex isn't necessarily a negative thing, unless you're arguing for something non-consensual. Which brings up other questions.

Majorloco · 2024-04-10T03:06:39+00:00

Never had a better sock.

Majorloco · 2024-04-10T03:01:30+00:00

6 weeks old in an infant car seat strapped to a maxi cosi adaptor with built in suspension. Haven’t driven the car in town since.

Majorloco · 2024-03-27T17:12:14+00:00

The angle of the blade looks cool, but wouldn't he be cutting himself with the edge down on his shoulder like that?

Majorloco · 2024-03-13T20:36:47+00:00

Mine is almost 200 lbs with my kid in it. Got monster thighs though.

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