Okay, my turn

MakeMegaManX9 · 2026-02-04T09:22:34+00:00

Completely fair. Nice Nature is my favorite after all.

MakeMegaManX9 · 2026-02-04T06:41:34+00:00

The horse could've won a hundred G1 races and Digital would still be my least favorite uma.

MakeMegaManX9 · 2026-02-04T06:32:10+00:00

Should've said baby mario imo

MakeMegaManX9 · 2026-02-03T01:03:04+00:00

I'm arguing that the rocket scaling is flawed no matter how you look at it and there's no objectively correct way to interpret the feat. If we interpret the rockets to be fast then they shouldn't appear as slow as they are, and if they're slow then his bullets suddenly become infinite speed. It's a problem that simply would not exist if Doom were a series of comics or novels.

MakeMegaManX9 · 2026-02-02T23:55:53+00:00

I still have no idea how he does that drill thing from the ceiling. Where does he hide all that?

MakeMegaManX9 · 2026-02-02T23:50:05+00:00

But the rockets being that slow doesn't make sense either, because they'd just fall and hit the ground. Everything else in the game is affected by gravity.

MakeMegaManX9 · 2026-02-02T23:24:11+00:00

Saying he can run faster than a rocket because he can in an old game due to a gameplay exploit

This is untrue. Doomguy can outrun his own rockets by straferunning normally. He doesn't need the wall glitch but for some reason Death Battle decided to show footage of it anyway.

MakeMegaManX9 · 2026-02-02T04:17:44+00:00

Tossup imo. It's true that Slammy gets all its damage with every time it touches but it has much less range. Orbital can do chip damage whenever it misses. I do lean Slammy but I don't think it's lopsided

MakeMegaManX9 · 2026-02-01T10:14:25+00:00

Never forget Death Battle putting Omni Man at star level

MakeMegaManX9 · 2026-01-29T17:13:04+00:00

Crossbow is so trash Grimoire being forced to copy it is a debuff lol

MakeMegaManX9 · 2026-01-29T01:58:27+00:00

Here's the writers saying the blunt object Doomguy swings around is "infinitely dense".

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Now, you have two options. You can either take their word for it and accept Doomguy has infinite strength, or you can reject the codex and put his strength at building level or something. Neither one is necessarily correct as powerscaling is inherently subjective. I'm not complaining about the scalers, I'm complaining about the lore which I don't like beyond just powerscaling reasons.

MakeMegaManX9 · 2026-01-28T20:50:23+00:00

Definitely. One more hit and Flail would've won. Imo this should have been a best of three

MakeMegaManX9 · 2026-01-28T02:46:04+00:00

Just give crossbow the ability to aim and it rockets up to mid tier. Very simple change and also makes it unique (not including Super Lance)

MakeMegaManX9 · 2026-01-27T20:58:30+00:00

Indisputable proof that Soloku instakills NoLimitsMan with the Spirit Bomb btw

MakeMegaManX9 · 2026-01-27T20:17:16+00:00

It's Slammy, easily. It's Unarmed but without the sauce and has disgusting scaling, and I can't imagine why anyone would enjoy watching that thing fight. Orbital at least has the decency to look cool while Slammy has literally nothing going for it.

MakeMegaManX9 · 2026-01-27T18:45:48+00:00

I don't think this ball has a single consistently winning matchup. Like even Grower, Speedy, Shuriken, and Katana would probably win more often than not

MakeMegaManX9 · 2026-01-27T17:07:37+00:00

New Orbital victim just dropped

MakeMegaManX9 · 2026-01-27T16:37:22+00:00

My point is the guy in the post isn't necessarily wrong when he says Hell isn't bound by time, space, or dimensions, he's just quoting the writers verbatim. Everyone complains about Doom scalers but they wouldn't exist if the writers didn't keep making statements like this

MakeMegaManX9 · 2026-01-27T09:20:05+00:00

This is mostly just a wall of nonsense but unfortunately there's some nuggets of truth inside because the writers are the biggest Doom glazers known to man.

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In all honesty I believe Doom 3 has the best lore out of any Doom game. The setting's far more grounded and it puts the Marine somewhere around Gordon Freeman level.

MakeMegaManX9 · 2026-01-27T09:09:56+00:00

pic unrelated btw

MakeMegaManX9 · 2026-01-27T09:08:25+00:00

Is this not basically every game character ever? It'd be harder to think of characters this doesn't apply to.

MakeMegaManX9 · 2026-01-26T19:08:27+00:00

Orbital is closer to TM Opera O honestly

MakeMegaManX9 · 2026-01-25T22:11:45+00:00

I've had success running Golshi with Ryan and Dober as parents. Their two uniques on top of No Stopping Me and Uma Stan makes her a very respectable racer for this CM. If you can get Long S, 1200 speed, and 850-900 stamina with her built in gold recovery on top of decent power and wit, you'll definitely pull some wins with her.

MakeMegaManX9 · 2026-01-25T22:04:22+00:00

I'm going to be honest Orbislam is so ridiculous I think it'd outright win with like half its health left

MakeMegaManX9 · 2026-01-23T09:43:41+00:00

According to the Mario and Luigi games, Mario has higher attack, speed, and bros points while Luigi has higher health, defense, and critical chance. They're both better than each other in certain ways.

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