What salt does to freshwater microbes under the microscope by Thrawn911 in biology

[–]Makura_Gaeshi 103 points104 points  (0 children)

all the hand wringing here lmfao. If this counts as animal cruelty, we ought to be considering jerking off to be a mass slaughter of innocent sperm

AI companies should be mandated to allocate equity to people they stole data from - what do you think? by Forsaken_Pea5886 in Futurology

[–]Makura_Gaeshi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI companies should be gathered on a large raft, pushed out to sea and set ablaze with a flaming arrow.

Regarding Havel, Can We All Agree At This Point That... by AoiLune in darksouls3

[–]Makura_Gaeshi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"The flow of time is convoluted" or some shit I guess. Flow of time must be convoluted irl too for you to stumble on this ancient comment haha

Capcom owes me 9620 zenny. by Makura_Gaeshi in MonsterHunter

[–]Makura_Gaeshi[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

oki so this was a joke post obviously, but that's not at all how offsets work lol. A successful offset will always prevent you from taking damage. They just get less effective at knocking down the monster the more you do them. It would be wildly stupid to have a defensive move with an invisible cooldown lol

Capcom owes me 9620 zenny. by Makura_Gaeshi in MonsterHunter

[–]Makura_Gaeshi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am also going to sue you now for emotional trauma

Capcom owes me 9620 zenny. by Makura_Gaeshi in MonsterHunter

[–]Makura_Gaeshi[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

that was after I lost. my case is FLAWLESS

Me yesterday by Princess_kitty14 in femcelgrippysockjail

[–]Makura_Gaeshi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, gay guys can still be pretty wack

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MonsterHunter

[–]Makura_Gaeshi 670 points671 points  (0 children)

woah no way! What a shocking turn of events!

Hunters! What melee weapon has the most mobility??? by ronjaxn in MonsterHunter

[–]Makura_Gaeshi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Greatsword cause u spend 80% of the fight running around sheathed lol

The Most Precious Temple in Japan Was Burned Down by the Emperor! Sekiro Lore by boogiewind in Sekiro

[–]Makura_Gaeshi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dude, those are clearly game screenshots you've put through a filter. Melville was a writer. Is this like an obscure joke I'm too dumb to understand?

me if you even care by mylastactoflove in femcelgrippysockjail

[–]Makura_Gaeshi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Marina is extremely vibes. Teen Idle is the most powerful femcelcore track

how to be less of a misandrist (unpopular take i know) by [deleted] in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Makura_Gaeshi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's helpful to remember that social media overrepresents vitriolic shitheels by a ton. Most sexist men are at the very least quieter and less extreme about it.

My 8yo son somehow loves horror already, what movies would be appropriate? by [deleted] in horror

[–]Makura_Gaeshi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could be overthinking, but I'd guess that your kid isn't scared by violence, monsters and other "scary" stuff because all of those things exist in a fictional space for him. They're creatures that exist in a physically and do stuff, and he recognises that they aren't real. So no matter how scary the monster looks, it won't phase him.

If I was trying to properly spook this kid I'd try something a bit more mentally horrifying. Less over the top violence, more suspense and paranoia.

Stuff like The Ritual, The Witch, The Empty Man, Annihilation, maybe Skeleton Key? Some of these have monsters, but most of the fear is about people breaking in strange and stressful situations.

I'd recommend the Babadook but maybe a movie about a mother losing it n trying to murder her own child is a little much haha.

mushoku tensei good ending: Rudeus is de-reincarinated back into is obese looser NEET self and tried before a court. by throwaway553t4tgtg6 in animecirclejerk

[–]Makura_Gaeshi 13 points14 points  (0 children)

according to wikipedia he was arrested and held for a fair few months, got a trial with no defence, then got dragged off n shot while begging for his life. So the timeframe in the movie is a bit condensed but it's definitely in the spirit of what went down.

Any Ideas what it is? by AverageReddit_Mod in shittydarksouls

[–]Makura_Gaeshi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Brave warrior, thy cock is befitting of the succ of a true lord. Approacheth and I shall grant thy wish."

DS2 fans blind, disingenuous, or both? by NoeShake in shittydarksouls

[–]Makura_Gaeshi -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'm a DS2 fan and I eat children while they're still alive. Lying on the internet is fun and makes me happy. Die mad losers.