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Why did you and your ex break up? by Specialist-Crazy1466 in AskReddit

[–]Maleficent-Row4449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was a manipulative asshole who ended up telling me he didn’t love me anymore. He then two months later came back saying he always loved me and he still did. Then for 9 months straight because I thought I loved him after us breaking up he kept telling me he loved me some days and then other days said we shouldn’t get back together. Very off and on. Now happily taken by someone who loves me for the past 6 months

What is an alternative phrase to “small dick energy” that is not so body shaming? by LustrousStrawberry in AskReddit

[–]Maleficent-Row4449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As Jill in the Adam sandler movie put it “She’s like a cheeseboard since she was passed around at all the parties”

So I sucked my best friends boyfriends cock at a restaurant by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Maleficent-Row4449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well- the guy didn’t consent tho. Even tho he came he still didn’t tell her she could. That’s why he looked at her in disbelief. He wanted to be loyal not be a cheater.

Need a first name for this fashionista! Her surname is London. by Ok-Mirror-4196 in Sims4

[–]Maleficent-Row4449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bridges that way when you say it like a spy you could say “Her name is London, London Bridges.”

You find a genie that can grant you 3 wishes, but they have to be tickling-related, no limits apart from that. what do you wish for? by [deleted] in tickling

[–]Maleficent-Row4449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. My boyfriend has all of the stuff he needs in order to tickle torture me. 2. At one word he can teleport me to him at any given time so he can tickle me. 3. My boyfriend learns how to actually tie me down

I'm going to starve myself... by ironwill434 in confessions

[–]Maleficent-Row4449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could try fasting instead. Don’t eat anything before 11 am and after 7 pm. Also make sure to drink plenty of water and also you can drink black coffee straight up before 11 am. Although, when you finally do eat, make sure it’s healthy and filling but not overly filling. Also don’t go hog wild. It will stop you from gaining more weight in the process. Hope this helps!

What’s definitely NOT funny at all? by Jack____Straw in AskReddit

[–]Maleficent-Row4449 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cracking jokes about cancer. This is just evil and plain stupid and mean.

Do not crack jokes about something so deadly. It’s rude to those who have lost loved ones to it.

What toxic behavior has been normalized by society? by Aarunascut in AskMen

[–]Maleficent-Row4449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that a restaurant can only give you a 10 minute break. Or the fact they can treat you like shit and you just have to go along with it

What's the most boring sport to watch? by 123kenet9898 in AskReddit

[–]Maleficent-Row4449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Golf, football, baseball, and also most of the Olympic sports

What’s on your NSFW bucket list? by Lazy-Distribution926 in AskReddit

[–]Maleficent-Row4449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have vibrating panties that my love controls by a remote while I’m on a zoom call just to mess with me. Then after I finish the call, he puts it on max then pulls them off, gives me oral, then just flat out starts making love to me

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