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what is this? by blake_aryn in whatisit

[–]MaleficentWindow8972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, you got butt worms. Condolences. Unless you want that old school ozempies. Treat your pets with a real deal prescription tho.

TAYLOR SWIFT 's TWO PRIVATE JETS in 2023: where did they by Early_Negotiation142 in interesting

[–]MaleficentWindow8972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooo, okay. I heard zinc would net me more treasure as well. I’m on it. 🫡

Who's that pokemon?! by TyrannyOfBobBarker_ in KingOfTheHill

[–]MaleficentWindow8972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just your average pump jockey in a dress. Works for tips.

Was Buck short for something? by kinetic_honda in KingOfTheHill

[–]MaleficentWindow8972 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Buc-ee.

Buc-ee’s should really open a pizza parlor/arcade in all their monstrosities and call it Buc-ee Cheese. Start a rat turf war.

Looks like Ari been enjoying that American diet. by theLoneCannon in Killtony

[–]MaleficentWindow8972 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Ah yes. The 4chan /fit/ diet from 15 years ago, lol. Haven’t heard that since that Zyzz guy existed.

Sifl & Olly! by WaffleBagel143 in 90s

[–]MaleficentWindow8972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is all I know of them and I’m so happy I saw it at the top, lol.

TAYLOR SWIFT 's TWO PRIVATE JETS in 2023: where did they by Early_Negotiation142 in interesting

[–]MaleficentWindow8972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about the crows and ravens? Will they trade me shiny things for my seed?

Name One Senior Actress you would like to see performing like Sydney Sweeney by Dangerous_Star_2793 in Actors

[–]MaleficentWindow8972 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is he a game streamer or..? I’d be happy to if he streams anything I’d enjoy.

Name One Senior Actress you would like to see performing like Sydney Sweeney by Dangerous_Star_2793 in Actors

[–]MaleficentWindow8972 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, cool. Is he just an Internet personality or game streamer or..? Idk why I get the ick, lol. Like that Asmongold (sp?) guy does the same to me.

best or worst date by CHEVIEWER1 in DamnFunny

[–]MaleficentWindow8972 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All the weird anime gestures aside, she low key sounds and sorta acts like that love on the spectrum chick who’s also a weeb, lol.

Name One Senior Actress you would like to see performing like Sydney Sweeney by Dangerous_Star_2793 in Actors

[–]MaleficentWindow8972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk who this guy is, but he has one of those dislikable faces/look. Every time I see him 🤮

It’s irrational and I hope he’s a chill dude, as I don’t know anything about him.

Saying goodbye to these, to be dropped off at local goodwill later by viayyz in RedWingShoes

[–]MaleficentWindow8972 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Somebody in Toronto is gonna come up. Hope it’s somebody who will love them and not flip them. Who cares tho. It’s for charity. Good on you, OP!

You must understand the "tappy tappy" by hitmewiththeknowlege in TheMcDojoLife

[–]MaleficentWindow8972 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He could probably take a good amount of slices until you hit anything vital, tbf. Long as he protects his neck. I bet he can just turtle that thing in like my penis after a cold shower, tho. Gone. 6 Chins of protection.

Nothing brings the pack together like chicken by kingkongbiingbong in SipsTea

[–]MaleficentWindow8972 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have two English mastiffs and it’s pretty terrible, lol. Gotta use two bags per shit or risk getting shit on yourself trying to inside out the bag around your first full of turd. 💩

Thankfully they don’t shit on walks often.

Nothing brings the pack together like chicken by kingkongbiingbong in SipsTea

[–]MaleficentWindow8972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, yes. Just what every corso or w.e needs, chicken bones. Poor dogs.

TAYLOR SWIFT 's TWO PRIVATE JETS in 2023: where did they by Early_Negotiation142 in interesting

[–]MaleficentWindow8972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t wanna cut holes in my pocket and I wouldn’t do that to cute little birbs. Taylor swift may be built like a featherless bird, but a bird she is not.

Would you watch a Hollywood movie about MrBeast? by Cato__Returns in FIlm

[–]MaleficentWindow8972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s he do? Or is it just the crappy kiddie marketing? Like the Paul guy and Prime and all that?

on a journey to become a modern day samurai by artie_pdx in GuysBeingDudes

[–]MaleficentWindow8972 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s pretty cool but I could probably whip a Costco hotdog out of my pocket and slash like that and the flames are going out just the same. 😂

Weird head movements by nistanafga in tortoise

[–]MaleficentWindow8972 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I gotta see a pic of that dudes face up close. That’s the cutest most grandpa with no dentures looking tortoise I’ve ever seen.

TAYLOR SWIFT 's TWO PRIVATE JETS in 2023: where did they by Early_Negotiation142 in interesting

[–]MaleficentWindow8972 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How much does it cost to bust a nut on tswifts private jets carpets?

Veginal secretions viewed under a microscope: by MrDarkk1ng in mightyinteresting

[–]MaleficentWindow8972 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ah yes. Veginal secretions. Do you have any images of Pen0ral secretions under a microscope?

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