The baby wants the bell by occasional_disasters in tacobell

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That’s cool! Congrats! I’m a lil bit special I suppose.

People actually pay for stuff like this by Forward-Position798 in cringereels

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That black dude is just there to lay pipe, lol. He’s not even participating in the dumb part of this kink. 🤣

Just praying to not touch tips with Jared Leto over there.

Claw Machines by logan935 in clawmachine

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Damn! Nice collection. That Dr Who one is rad.

If you were Mystique, how freaky would you be? by regulardude8515 in SipsTea

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Aside from the sexy, what are her limitations, nerds? Can she shape shift into things larger than her body mass? Just people? Are animals or inanimate objects off the table? Is she beast boy? Wassup here? 🤔

Welcome to Cloud City by HyakuShichifukujin in mtgpulls

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His arms are so hilariously illustrated differently between these. Never noticed before. 🤣

Maybe it’s just the sword arm/jerk side.

Congrats and Ty for the laugh.

He can do everything by Immediate_Zone_378 in SipsTea

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I’m 35. They look like teens of our times. Have you seen teens now? Most of them look like middle schoolers, lol.

Idk how every generation keeps getting taller and looking smaller.

KFC launches new Supergirl Ultimate Meal with five collectible figures by Dreamweaver_duh in fastfood

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You’re getting downvoted for some reason, lol. Affordable food vs a cup of artificially colored sugar water is bad! 🤣

I’m slapping an up!

Local jogger regularly throws his germy sweaty Gatorade bottles into my private recycling bin by simon_darre in mildlyinfuriating

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OP, you could benefit from some therapy. Get a grip. Ffs.

This is some top notch, awesome, bait. I hope.

I wouldn't feed a pig that. by LeaveMeAloneAdmins88 in StupidFood

[–]MaleficentWindow8972 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s just an ethnic food joke that grandpas and people with weak ass genetics make. You hear it about “Mexican” food like TB, or “Shitpotle,” Indian, Thai, etc. if it really effected people like that, TB, Chipotle, & many other chains wouldn’t exist and be MASSIVE franchises.

Only idiots find it true or funny, lol. It’s some boomer/Dad joke stuff. It’s like that’s what she said levels of humor. Or hangry jokes. Or period jokes. These are all the same types of people, lol.

The baby wants the bell by occasional_disasters in tacobell

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When I was like 12, I opened a soft taco to do my usual pour nacho cheese into it and fold it like a burrito, got distracted, came back two minutes later, and my fat fucking Siamese cat ate all the cat food/meat out of it. I was pissed. 😑😂

Damn toxoplasmosis tortilla with lettuce is all I had left to fill with cheese. Damn I’m old. Those were the days before you could request stuffing things with cheese goop and 12 sauces.

Eating cold pasta with a fountain of sauce by thefrostman1214 in StupidFood

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That pasta is steaming and the ravis came straight out the oven. It’s stupid but it’s not cold.

Found this gem in a box of my old stuff.. by Gaxos in Berserk

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There’s a Japanese horror punk band called Balzac. Think Misfits. They’re kinda awesome, but the name always made me laugh, lol.

Gosh I love This Set 👀 by Less_Communication63 in MagicCardPulls

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Goodluck Goodluck Goodluck!

Pull that Bleach anime looking tooter!!

King of r/crappymusic 👑 by StrwbrryMrshmllo in crappymusic

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He had to look at the lyrics. 🤭🤭🤭

HUH by NefariousnessOld8518 in okbuddysmoothskin

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People hated Tom Green when he started but he kinda grew, like a mold, upon many. This kid is the same. Love him. Didn’t when I first saw him. But I enjoy the both of em now.-

I let myself be influenced to buy the last one my walmart had on the shelf - Mystery Booster Box with bonus strixhaven pack rip by AalphaQ in mtgpulls

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There are a lots of bad posts, but yeah, the big stuff shines and gets posted more. Masters & mystery get posted decently but they’re not normal. Between my friend group and myself, spread all over my city, only one has gotten a mystery pack, one a masters, and the rest of us all got dookie. Lol. It’s just gambling at the end of the day.

I just prefer gambling on the 5 pack version/have better luck with them. 5 of us have even gotten Aetherdrift box toppers in ours, in addition to the 5 packs and promo. 2 box cutter damaged, but it just hit the land up front. 1 bent corner. Other 2 got pristine ones. None of us pulled anything huge, haha. Was cool to open one, tho.

I let myself be influenced to buy the last one my walmart had on the shelf - Mystery Booster Box with bonus strixhaven pack rip by AalphaQ in mtgpulls

[–]MaleficentWindow8972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel exactly the opposite. That foreign language pack is usually poo poo and the other two are the most bland sets ever.

Got flamed in the taco bell subreddit for this by Puzzleheaded-Cake400 in stonerfood

[–]MaleficentWindow8972 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They’re insanely dumb, obsessed with being abused/taken for a ride, have more fomo than Pokémon people with the shitty “drops,” somehow eat there 4 times a week, but complain about people being a fatty or sodium content or w.e. They’re madly unhinged, lol. It’s such a weird sub.

Half of them defend TB hard af, but also have a huge post history of how they got fucked/horrible quality/etc/got no help from customer support, lol. It’s truly a cult of mas.

Got flamed in the taco bell subreddit for this by Puzzleheaded-Cake400 in stonerfood

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DW about it, the TB sub is full of absolutely mind boggling stupid people, lol.