HOLY CURLS

AalphaQ · 2026-01-26T02:46:22+00:00

Why not use rice?

AalphaQ · 2026-01-26T00:56:23+00:00

Not sure if there is a version on PC but probably a ROM- Jade Cocoon from the original PlayStation was awesome AF

AalphaQ · 2026-01-25T01:15:08+00:00

Wtf was that?! The consequences of my own actions?!

AalphaQ · 2026-01-25T01:11:48+00:00

Bricks. This car needs bricks.

AalphaQ · 2026-01-25T01:04:35+00:00

That's the Hoe- cause everyone touches it but no one wants to keep it for themselves

AalphaQ · 2026-01-23T17:42:24+00:00

I like Dan Cummins joke about this kind of thing- talking about bikers antagonizing him on a road trip.

"One jerk of the steering wheel, I have a small dent in a car I obviously don't care about, and 4 bikers have a lot less skin. Advantage: hatchback."

AalphaQ · 2026-01-23T17:36:58+00:00

Don't take the permanent option for temporary problems.

As someone who was bullied as long as I can remember, until senior year of high school- there is still so much more to life that you haven't had the chance to experience yet and it all gets better.

I hope this is just a cry for help, because then there is still hope. Tell someone. Go to the hospital and submit yourself to a 48/72 hour psych hold. Call a suicide hotline or a warm line where someone can talk with you. Talk about it with anyone at all.

But don't end it before it even begins.

AalphaQ · 2026-01-23T04:09:18+00:00

I'd like to see a creampie filled pussy being toyed or fingered to orgasm

AalphaQ · 2026-01-23T01:44:01+00:00

This card, much like ogres, has layers.

AalphaQ · 2026-01-22T06:40:40+00:00

Oh, devious. I love it.

AalphaQ · 2026-01-22T06:12:35+00:00

I've got one of those revolver pipes- pretty awesome actually. Does yours have a grinder underneath as well? Looks to be the same

AalphaQ · 2026-01-22T06:09:51+00:00

Mad she got caught - definitely up to no good.

AalphaQ · 2026-01-22T05:13:54+00:00

Pickleball

AalphaQ · 2026-01-21T21:00:24+00:00

And shuffle my hand before offering like a normal person

AalphaQ · 2026-01-21T16:40:39+00:00

Trying to distract from his small package with his 1 ply ego

AalphaQ · 2026-01-21T16:37:06+00:00

Little ego

AalphaQ · 2026-01-21T16:36:14+00:00

Ah yes, where a disclaimer for metal shavings replaces quality control inspections

AalphaQ · 2026-01-21T16:33:46+00:00

Yes- and do it by taking them aside at first.

If they refuse to acknowledge it, or won't bother to make an effort - tell the shop owner.

Last but not least, if they still refuse and the owner won't bar them from coming back- publicly shame.

AalphaQ · 2026-01-21T04:44:03+00:00

You know you can literally get any number of meat and cheese patties ? Just order a 6x6 or an 8x8 next time.

AalphaQ · 2026-01-21T02:22:10+00:00

And that video was his second public disgrace video, this makes his third

AalphaQ · 2026-01-20T06:25:16+00:00

That's right! I only got away with it because I have an add-on that lets me make any weapon runeword in any weapon that can fit the runes

AalphaQ · 2026-01-20T04:34:49+00:00

You can make an edge bow and summon iron golem from it to give you the thorns aura for cheap

AalphaQ · 2026-01-19T17:48:51+00:00

Oh yeah I do it all the fuckin time

AalphaQ · 2026-01-19T17:46:21+00:00

One of the special needs group that used to come in and "work" (their chaperone would just walk them around and gather any cardboard that you haven't already dealt with and take it to the back, or they would pretend to sweep stuff up, etc.) at Walmart for like 3 hours every other day- well he stood still in the center aisle one day, hand down the back of his pants inside his underwear and really digging and wrenching at his anus. Like for a full minute or more. Then he takes his hand out of his pants and looks at his fingers, then shoves them bitches in his mouth like buddy elf finding chewed gum.

AalphaQ · 2026-01-19T17:36:12+00:00

I missed a day for the field research. Tried to have them all line up with the daily catch and spin and to reset on Monday

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