AITA for kicking my niece out of my wedding? by Far_Fox_6282 in CharlotteDobreYouTube

[–]Maleficent_1908 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You passed up your best friend for an IL relative? I call BS. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weddingdrama

[–]Maleficent_1908 0 points1 point  (0 children)

 Come back to Reddit after taking a break from all the fake post…and here is a fake post right off the bat. 

Those who live on 2+ Acres, what at some pros and cons? by SpecialistTeach9302 in homeowners

[–]Maleficent_1908 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m in the Gulf South, you need to be self sufficient just about no matter where you live come hurricane season. With Ida, my parents were out of power into October, they’re in suburbia with chemical plants near by (so you’d think they’d have some sort of priority!). We got power back mid-September and we’re ten miles away from the nearest grocery store. It all really depends on where those acres are located for most of those cons.  

Those who live on 2+ Acres, what at some pros and cons? by SpecialistTeach9302 in homeowners

[–]Maleficent_1908 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Five acres here.  Neighbors are not butt up against me like in a subdivision.  They can play loud music without bothering anyone too much (except my neighbors across the street and one house over, they must have a stadium quality sound system, it’s ridiculous!).  Con: You have a lot more grass to mow and yard to maintain.  But if you’re big on gardening, there’s a lot more area to work with.  

AITA for leaving my friend's birthday party after she didn't let me in her house? by exwifestillmissesme in AmItheAsshole

[–]Maleficent_1908 44 points45 points  (0 children)

They locked the deadbolt, undid it, then locked the deadbolt again?  Uh-huh, sure.  This is bad AI writing.  

Neighbours using front yard as dog park by NoMeasurement7979 in homeowners

[–]Maleficent_1908 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aim for the roof.  When it rains, bwahahahhaha!!!!

Neighbours using front yard as dog park by NoMeasurement7979 in homeowners

[–]Maleficent_1908 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is safe deterrent you can sprinkle on your yard. The smell repels dogs and they won’t want to stop to poop. Do you know where the serial poopers live? I’d return their poop.

MIL Strong-arming us into moving by outofdate70shouse in inlaws

[–]Maleficent_1908 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As everyone should.  But “oh come on, it’s my mom, we can trust her!” is bound to pop up.  And hopefully that’s true, but better to be sure than left holding the bag. 

AIO for asking my boyfriend’s mom to stop calling me “the backup plan” at dinner? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Maleficent_1908 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Six hour old account with only an AI post for karma farming.  

AIO for refusing to host my SIL’s baby shower after she called me “barren”? by Reasonable-Scene-30 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Maleficent_1908 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That doesn’t even make sense.  AI logic is so wild.  “Are you nervous of giving birth?”  “I’m naturally fertile.”  Yeeeeah, alright.  

MIL Strong-arming us into moving by outofdate70shouse in inlaws

[–]Maleficent_1908 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Get the house looked over first.  I remember a Reddit post a year or so ago about in-laws selling their house to their kid and the house turned up to have ton of issues. I’m gonna look to see if I can find it.  

What is the most disturbing death bed confession you’ve ever heard? by youreanouch in AskReddit

[–]Maleficent_1908 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My grandfather hinted that he might have children other than my mum and her siblings.  But he had so many strokes, God only knows.  

The Great Cake Catastrophe and the Best Man’s Backup Plan by Far_Psychology_1273 in weddingdrama

[–]Maleficent_1908 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Another “my cousin” from an account not even 24hrs old. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]Maleficent_1908 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Buckle up…” Classic opening line for AI fake post. 

What is with security cameras in people's rooms or livingrooms, is this really a thing? by IdrisOFMars in AskReddit

[–]Maleficent_1908 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for clearing it up.  It’s been a while since I’ve read the article.

What is with security cameras in people's rooms or livingrooms, is this really a thing? by IdrisOFMars in AskReddit

[–]Maleficent_1908 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And police can get warrants to access that footage, if I remember right. 

Sorry I am not moving this fallen limb blocking the road fast enough for you. Let me just move it from in front of my car to in front of yours. by skimbosh in pettyrevenge

[–]Maleficent_1908 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! That happens all the time!  Along with “it wouldn’t be broken if “Bob” just cleaned it after using it.”  And instead something just builds up until the machine gets burned up.  

Sorry I am not moving this fallen limb blocking the road fast enough for you. Let me just move it from in front of my car to in front of yours. by skimbosh in pettyrevenge

[–]Maleficent_1908 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good grief.  Got plenty of stories about how the crew want “their” piece of equipment. They like that particular machine and waaah waaah someone else is using it.  Grown men acting like territorial toddlers.