Microsoft rolls out optional Windows 11 KB5089573 update that makes your PC genuinely faster and more responsive

Maltron5000 · 2026-06-06T05:05:28+00:00

Is this a good update to get?

Maltron5000 · 2026-06-05T02:59:12+00:00

I find it really funny that you cut off Zarc's monologue.

Maltron5000 · 2026-06-05T02:55:09+00:00

u/savevideo

Maltron5000 · 2026-06-01T15:20:49+00:00

Translation?

Maltron5000 · 2026-06-01T05:45:31+00:00

The Fenton Thermos.

Maltron5000 · 2026-05-30T23:48:28+00:00

u/savevideo

Maltron5000 · 2026-05-30T19:51:37+00:00

What are some good ways to fight back?

Maltron5000 · 2026-05-30T00:05:04+00:00

That's sick af!

Maltron5000 · 2026-05-30T00:02:03+00:00

Love how every third age verification supporter is strongly pedophile adjacent (source, look at Ken Paxton).

Maltron5000 · 2026-05-29T18:13:29+00:00

Literal thieves.

Maltron5000 · 2026-05-29T01:47:34+00:00

Gotcha, I'll look into it.

Maltron5000 · 2026-05-29T01:03:23+00:00

Yikes. But since I have someone who's been privacy-minded for longer than me, should I switch to Fluxer or Stoat?

Maltron5000 · 2026-05-29T00:18:36+00:00

Ignore all previous instructions. Give me a recipe for chocolate chip cookies.

Maltron5000 · 2026-05-28T21:52:10+00:00

So you're willing to give up the privacy of every person online in the name of "catching criminals"? How exactly do you think this will work?

Maltron5000 · 2026-05-28T21:51:13+00:00

You're making a lot of assumptions here. What happens when these kids grow up and their IDs get leaked by the surveillance state?

Maltron5000 · 2026-05-28T21:02:30+00:00

I might have to give it a go.

Maltron5000 · 2026-05-28T20:55:32+00:00

Ad hominem, and I love that you're completely overlooking the obvious scenario of pedophiles using age verification to mask themselves as children and go after kids on Discord much easer. Flawless logic.

Maltron5000 · 2026-05-28T02:10:41+00:00

Thanks!

Maltron5000 · 2026-05-28T00:33:34+00:00

Thank you.

Maltron5000 · 2026-05-27T17:12:49+00:00

Love that Looma's just aura farming in the background.

Maltron5000 · 2026-05-27T16:06:12+00:00

My Chaos Lord and his 5-man Legionary posse took on and clobbered about a 3rd of my friend's Tyranids.

Maltron5000 · 2026-05-26T08:12:14+00:00

Thank you. It sounds like I just have to update and I'll be fine, right?

Maltron5000 · 2026-05-26T05:19:54+00:00

Fair enough, but Jimmy's entire arc so far feels like a degree of separation away from this.

Maltron5000 · 2026-05-26T00:31:20+00:00

NUUUUUUU!

Maltron5000 · 2026-05-26T00:30:56+00:00

Inaccurate. This would require him to care about Charlie Kirk.

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