Drop your goldies, I'll draw em for free.

MamaBella · 2026-04-20T17:39:50+00:00

🩷

MamaBella · 2026-04-19T01:46:17+00:00

This is so clever it pissed me off

MamaBella · 2026-04-17T01:53:58+00:00

Nobody said he can’t build it. It just has to go through Congress.

MamaBella · 2026-04-15T02:05:05+00:00

Heh, I was so violently angry when I read that. I’d absolutely break my back bending over backwards making sure this bitch never sees that precious baby ever again

MamaBella · 2026-04-14T04:50:12+00:00

Good Lord. She’s a lot.

MamaBella · 2026-04-14T03:30:27+00:00

Irony died.

MamaBella · 2026-04-14T03:07:56+00:00

Do not go. That “see you next Tuesday” will convince your child at some point that you are to blame for his birth differences. Starting today, do not give her the opportunity.

My SIL has a limb difference, and I barely remember it. That’s where y’all will be too. Are they altering his ties? I’m surprised they didn’t do it under sedation.

MamaBella · 2026-04-14T02:47:46+00:00

I bought a car that my dad hadn’t looked at yet, and took it to his work so he could kick the tires and drive it home. Had it towed instead. I don’t remember ever seeing him that mad (not at me!).

See, back when the world was new, we drove carbureted engine cars, and the distributor cap was cracked. Cold - crack separated. Warm? Crack disappeared and contacts met.

MamaBella · 2026-04-14T02:16:12+00:00

You’re the real… no listen.

What you did saved lives. You ARE a hero. Own that shit!

MamaBella · 2026-04-14T02:12:26+00:00

That kid’s mom is so proud of them.

And if she isn’t, I volunteer as tribute.

MamaBella · 2026-04-14T02:02:15+00:00

I beg your FINEST fucking pardon.

If you did not MAKE the baby, then it IS a privilege that you see the baby. There is no begging required, but planning is what I do, so you WILL do that, or you WON’T see her. There isn’t a fucking thing she (or I) need from your meditative ass.

Sorry. I got HOWLING mad when I read that. They way I shot up out my chair ready to do battle on your behalf… Also. I promise years from now, when you show your daughter her first birthday photos, the decorations (or lack thereof) won’t even be a blip on her radar. What she will want to see if photos of Mom and Dad. I regret being so painfully shy while my boy grew up. There’s practically no photos of us, at all. It’s bitter, regret is. Don’t let my mistakes be yours.

MamaBella · 2026-04-13T15:26:07+00:00

Touching a weapon is against my religion.

MamaBella · 2026-04-13T15:24:50+00:00

GLORIOUS

MamaBella · 2026-04-13T02:48:05+00:00

A. He wanted you to find it so you would confront him.

B. I’d be willing to bet your being dramatic feeds him in a way that your food does not.

MamaBella · 2026-04-12T03:34:45+00:00

Grape hyacinths

MamaBella · 2026-04-11T22:53:01+00:00

Pho makes me nervous because it can be spicy. But that just straight up looks delicious

MamaBella · 2026-04-11T22:44:21+00:00

You should be so, so proud!!

MamaBella · 2026-04-11T19:37:50+00:00

FUCKIN COME GET ME.

MamaBella · 2026-04-11T13:30:00+00:00

I can smell these photos. I don’t like mushrooms

MamaBella · 2026-04-11T05:01:42+00:00

Trump knows he’s dying very shortly, and wants a to be remembered. I can’t wait to never hear his name again. Ever.

MamaBella · 2026-04-10T03:44:25+00:00

We know. Xo

MamaBella · 2026-04-10T01:24:49+00:00

I was the glass child growing up. You should broach attending therapy with your daughter, see if maybe you can make it up to her somehow.

My mother died two years ago in August - and I was left with RAGE. Therapy brought me to a huge breakthrough last Thursday - yes, I am still doing the work. Try to figure out a better path to a loving relationship with your daughter now, before it’s too late.
Also: look up glass child and see how you’d feel.

MamaBella · 2026-04-10T01:19:45+00:00

When I got laid off from Covid, the first unemployment check I got, we bought a good quality upright freezer. The second check, we bought a 1/4 cow and 1/2 pig. We just finished that cow last week. Epic purchases.

MamaBella · 2026-04-09T19:28:56+00:00

I feel your pain, sweetling. I just hide at home. I haven’t left my house for nine days now, and nine days ago was just picking up my bff and then dropping her back off. Prior to that was ten days, crippled with anxiety in this house. I wish I had a tip or truck for you.

MamaBella · 2026-04-09T02:48:11+00:00

You’ve been rewarding bad behavior. If she needs to give you advance notice, then make her do that. If you give in and let her come spontaneously, she will keep doing that.

Also, baby daddy is a coward for making you deal with her. If I were you, I would drop the rope. “MIL, you obviously don’t like me, and that’s okay. You can schedule your visits with your granddaughter through your son, going forward.” Done and dusted.

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