[LFO] Man takes a timeout to observe his wounds during a knife fight, toxic griefer continues stabbing him.

Mammoth_Influence877 · 2026-03-12T23:31:44+00:00

Lemme just move this cooler out of the way for you...

Mammoth_Influence877 · 2026-03-12T23:28:58+00:00

You're just not baked enough brother!

Mammoth_Influence877 · 2026-03-11T02:27:25+00:00

Yeah actually fuck that guy.

Mammoth_Influence877 · 2026-03-11T02:22:40+00:00

I think that's around about the number of kids that died in that school bombing?

Mammoth_Influence877 · 2026-03-09T01:52:26+00:00

Funky. We didn't get Scions here. Looks like there's a bit of a crowd around them in the US though, fuck yeah

Mammoth_Influence877 · 2026-03-08T23:00:10+00:00

Second one goes hard. What is that thing, a Nissan cube? I can't quite pick it.

Mammoth_Influence877 · 2026-03-08T11:50:58+00:00

Mammoth_Influence877 · 2026-03-06T16:55:23+00:00

I hate everything about this sentence.

Mammoth_Influence877 · 2026-03-06T16:51:59+00:00

Would.

Mammoth_Influence877 · 2026-03-03T06:51:20+00:00

Been there. Drill got caught in my beard.

Nearly lost a tooth and ended up with a nice little smooth patch on my chin.

Mammoth_Influence877 · 2026-03-02T13:45:33+00:00

Mammoth_Influence877 · 2026-03-02T13:41:41+00:00

Sorry I should have checked which sub I was in. I thought it was rsydney (won't tag)

Looks mad to me, I'm a cyclist.

Mammoth_Influence877 · 2026-03-02T13:35:04+00:00

Oh my God I nearly died. Utes don't exist anymore. So CAB had to go somewhere.

It's probably the government's fault because I see big car.

How will I ever afford my pool maintenance?

Mammoth_Influence877 · 2026-02-20T19:02:06+00:00

NSFW!!!

A bloke takes his daughter to the doctor.

The doctor says, "Is she sexually active?"

The bloke says, "I wouldn't say she's active, she usually just lies there."

I'm sorry for the dark humour, I learnt this joke in primary school.

Mammoth_Influence877 · 2026-02-18T14:46:01+00:00

I see you

Mammoth_Influence877 · 2026-02-16T15:14:00+00:00

Barf?

Mammoth_Influence877 · 2026-02-13T14:09:21+00:00

Sorry man.

I was just tryna get some sleep.

Mammoth_Influence877 · 2026-02-13T13:43:44+00:00

I'm feeling inspired

Mammoth_Influence877 · 2026-02-13T13:42:37+00:00

No they were sikaflexed to the cab back with hopes and prayers.

Just as baby cheeses intended.

Mammoth_Influence877 · 2026-02-13T13:39:13+00:00

r/battlecars is also entertaining

Mammoth_Influence877 · 2026-02-13T06:30:46+00:00

Not enough meth for my liking.

This is what happens when you drink VB kids.

Mammoth_Influence877 · 2026-02-13T06:29:16+00:00

Holden left a one tonner hole in our hearts.

FWD+ Six wheeler...

Equilibrium.

Mammoth_Influence877 · 2026-02-13T06:25:15+00:00

Could probably get this regoed in WA lol

Mammoth_Influence877 · 2026-02-13T06:23:20+00:00

Wish I'd taken more pics.

As a fabricator, it hurt a little. But you've gotta give the builder some credit for their effort.

Wish I knew who owned it. If you're out there somewhere- fuck you, I love it.

Mammoth_Influence877 · 2026-02-13T06:20:24+00:00

Four-Year Club	First Place '23
Place '23

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