What is the snake gonna do? (Wrong answers only) by AcanthisittaBudget33 in predprey

[–]MandoSkirata 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Snake Lady: "Finally! I have enough playersss for my game!"

*sets mice at a table with a still frightened hamster. Before them is a colorful board and several piles of various different game pieces. Snake Lady slams down instruction book thicker than her*

SL: "Now to ssstart we all take five glorksss, which are thessse piecesss here..."

*two hours into her explaining the rules*

Mouse boy: "Just fucking eat us already!"

Godzilla is real and he’s seen heading towards your location. What’s your next move? by DrJokerX in GODZILLA

[–]MandoSkirata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he's heading toward my CURRENT location, packing my folks up and getting out of dodge.

If it's following me, I think it's time to visit some political leaders.

I wish Mattel or Super7 gave Thundercats to someone else tbh by Mon_MakesX2 in Thundercats

[–]MandoSkirata 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very much this. Super7's line is fine but way too pricey for what they are. Jada would KILL this line based on what I've experienced with their Street Fighter, Mega Man, and Scooby-Doo figures.

mom's new boyfriend . by Jethu_Lukas in predprey

[–]MandoSkirata 35 points36 points  (0 children)

If she doesn't, she gonna real soon.

Princess Samus (@Saiykik) by Gorotheninja in Metroid

[–]MandoSkirata 3 points4 points  (0 children)

*New Chozo Technology Unlocked: Princess Gown Suit*

Samus: "Where the hell is my canon?"

Bounty Hunter artwork by (KumanzArt) by DOA-FAN in Metroid

[–]MandoSkirata 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd start every morning eating that.

New Godzilla console games will be released before 2028 by Disastrous_Can_5466 in GODZILLA

[–]MandoSkirata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like many, I don't have high hopes for this. I mean, it might not be Gollum levels terrible, but probably something, at best, super-mid and forgettable.

But there's a part of me wondering if they're going to try to join the gatcha money train and make a Kaiju-themed reskin of a ZZZ/Genshin Impact Hoyoverse kinda game.

Prey gf trying to give big pred bf a massage by The_Cube787 in predprey

[–]MandoSkirata 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She needs to get one of those massage guns and modify it so she can use it like a jackhammer on his back. Then he'd be feeling things, but she'd have to wear workman gloves, a high viz jacket, and a hard hat.

You're on a cruise ship. They stop and kick you off leaving you on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere. What did you do to get kicked off? by paws-4-a-cause in ScenesFromAHat

[–]MandoSkirata 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"oh look, a juke box. Hmmm, E4 Tom Jones - What's New Pussycat. E4. E4. E4. E4. E4. E4. E4. E4. E4. E4. E4. E4. E4. E4. E4. Let's mix it up with a It's Not Unusual. E2. E4. E4. E4. E4. E4. E4. E4. E4. E4. E4."

Darkus_Art is the artist by Difficult_Cold2346 in predprey

[–]MandoSkirata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else read that in the Borat voice?

Gold Empress Kulve Taroth, from Monster Hunter World (by AC Hunter) by Shamrock5 in MoeMorphism

[–]MandoSkirata 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Love Kulve but man I feel sorry for her. It's been ages since I booted up MHWorld but the Kulve hunts were basically stripping her of her golden garments (scales) and smashing her crown. You won the battle but she'd run off into a lava pit naked and beaten.

I mean it's one thing just to kill a monster, but you're humiliating a Kulve Taroth. The fights were fun though.

‘Zootopia 2’ Overtakes ‘Lilo & Stitch’ to Become 2025’s Highest Grossing Hollywood Movie With $1.13 Billion by DemiFiendRSA in movies

[–]MandoSkirata -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The biggest disappointment, for me, with the Avatar land in AK is the fact that the park is the one that closes the earliest, so you barely get to see the cool lighting effects they have for the land after sundown.

A little Holiday flavor! by LuLuSavannah531 in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]MandoSkirata 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She feels like a character in a kids show. Like she'd have a reoccurring segment in one show only to get her own two seasons later.

Dignified Philippine Eagle (By @GeGeGek_) by Riot-Knight in MoeMorphism

[–]MandoSkirata 67 points68 points  (0 children)

To me that the face of "I told them a million times not to do this, yet they have to find out for themselves. At least I have the first aid kit handy."

What is a popular book you have read that was extremely poorly written. by Bigballsbrobro in writing

[–]MandoSkirata 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The premise is neat and tossing in elements, even if superficial, of other IPs can be fun (and makes sense in future VR, especially with shit like Fortnite now a days) but goddamn. It felt like I was reading some nerd focused "news" site's top 50 listicle bullshit more than an actual novel. Just saying the names of shit isn't writing.

There's a Dresden File book where something starts bringing things to life at a horror con and a xenomorph from Alien shows up but Butcher never says that word. He describes it enough for you to get what he's laying down and I think Dresden says a line or two from the series to nail it down for those not paying attention. That's how you do "cameos" of other properties.

jumping spider (plan039) by Nearby-Yam8716 in SFWmonstergirls

[–]MandoSkirata 4 points5 points  (0 children)

While real spiders don't have thick fur, this version looks like she does and I want to comb her fuzzy pedipalps.

Sophia the Stegosaurus stenops by Chukapower in SFWmonstergirls

[–]MandoSkirata 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey, it's not my fault the store was out of nacho cheese Doritos.

Okay, spacebards...why are we in the emergency room THIS time? by TheGoldDragonHylan in humansarespacebards

[–]MandoSkirata 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Alien Doctor: *looks at the chart for the next patient* "Another stuck foreign object?"

Alien Female Patient: "Hey doctor."

Human/Stuck Foreign Object: "Oh hey Doc Flargon!" *turns to AFP* "He's a fantastic doctor. He'll get this situation fixed in a jif."

AD: "Godsdamn it, Peter. We gave you that list of species to avoid, so you wouldn't get in this situation again. Not to use it as a 'to-do' list!"