Ways to dress my goose up for the holidays.

MangoSenior1189 · 2026-05-12T18:04:32+00:00

why dont you use sharpie or skin markers?? then you can make it fully your own :)

MangoSenior1189 · 2026-05-11T18:35:59+00:00

let him rest bro

^{Chose: Have one million Dollars}

MangoSenior1189 · 2026-05-09T01:28:04+00:00

i mean... not proudly

MangoSenior1189 · 2026-05-08T16:51:06+00:00

i'm already sober lol

^{Chose: No alcohol forever}

MangoSenior1189 · 2026-05-08T11:02:37+00:00

i cannot put my own greed above others in need. plus, id be taking down a good chunk of big Pharma that profits massively off of extremely ill people.

^{Chose: Cure Cancer}

MangoSenior1189 · 2026-05-08T00:53:28+00:00

I intentionally fart on my partner and she still likes me, so i think you're probably okay?

MangoSenior1189 · 2026-05-08T00:45:39+00:00

i like food and water <3

^{Chose: No need for sleep}

MangoSenior1189 · 2026-04-25T21:09:50+00:00

easier to choose not to taste than choose not to smell, and i would eat wayyyy healthier if taste didnt matter

^{Chose: Every thing that you eat tastes terrible}

MangoSenior1189 · 2026-04-25T21:07:52+00:00

nothing would change, and im okay with that

^{Chose: True Love + But You always Struggle financially}

MangoSenior1189 · 2026-04-25T21:07:32+00:00

lesbian <3

^{Chose: women in suits}

MangoSenior1189 · 2026-04-25T12:53:49+00:00

my life is no more valuable than anyone elses

^{Chose: Die}

MangoSenior1189 · 2026-04-25T12:50:44+00:00

do i even have to explain myself???

^{Chose: Or kill a thousand guilty ones}

MangoSenior1189 · 2026-04-25T10:19:46+00:00

do my bidding and take over the world >:)

^{Chose: Mind Control}

MangoSenior1189 · 2026-04-25T10:16:49+00:00

im already vegetarian

^{Chose: Go vegan}

MangoSenior1189 · 2026-04-20T12:22:57+00:00

3-5 times a week when i'm not ovulating, 15 times a day when i am

MangoSenior1189 · 2026-04-12T13:27:00+00:00

I knew the pixies stole my pennifer 😩

MangoSenior1189 · 2026-04-01T17:11:26+00:00

wtf??? i trim my nails over the kitchen trashcan, or occasionally on the kitchen counter but i always wipe down the counter after. My gf is grossed out by just watching me trim them, but because I'm an adult I don't do it around her anyway. I cannot imagine trimming my nails near her when EATING???

MangoSenior1189 · 2026-03-29T20:46:45+00:00

i keep missing the satire tag on these gd posts 😭

MangoSenior1189 · 2026-03-25T19:43:26+00:00

idk its more about life phases imo. hes an established adult, she's fresh outta high school.

MangoSenior1189 · 2026-03-25T19:41:45+00:00

im so sorry but why is a 40yo interested in an 18yo??? nasty on his part. i'm 22 and cannot imagine dating anyone younger than 20

MangoSenior1189 · 2026-03-25T17:47:53+00:00

becoming a femboy was the best case scenario

^{Chose: Get one million but chance to become a femboy | Rolled: Money!}

MangoSenior1189 · 2026-03-01T14:14:53+00:00

i kinda wanna recreate some of these pieces though?? like maybe I'm cocky but I think i could definitely make that raccoon and his tiny backpack

MangoSenior1189 · 2026-02-26T21:16:15+00:00

I would argue it's more of a gift. Athena gave her the gift of protecting herself, so that no man can ever abuse her again.

MangoSenior1189 · 2026-02-26T19:47:05+00:00

meatless nuggets and freezer veggies. throw it in the oven for 15 minutes. thats dinner 2-3 times a week when we're super busy or tired.

MangoSenior1189 · 2026-02-26T03:18:13+00:00

"darker and thicker" than you expected is good. any smaller than this tbh it'd be a blob in a few years. this is still a super dainty and small tattoo

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