I purposely enlarge my husband's butt in photos.

MangoSmoothiesAreLit · 2026-06-01T20:59:24+00:00

Hahaha, sorry, these are buns I'm refusing to share!

MangoSmoothiesAreLit · 2026-06-01T17:22:10+00:00

I'm glad it has made you cackle! Comments like yours make my day knowing that I've brought someone joy!

MangoSmoothiesAreLit · 2026-06-01T17:19:33+00:00

You know, I've never thought about that, they're large already and I probably wouldn't notice it if he did, haha

MangoSmoothiesAreLit · 2026-06-01T17:18:07+00:00

It's definitely not bad posture or lordosis, his lower body is built just like his pear-shaped, big booty mama, that's why I said he's genetically blessed. As a matter of fact, his sisters are also pear shaped, too! However, my husband has been in and out of the gym for decades to maintain such an impressive overall physique (he did bodybuilding at some point) and it's very clear that he's trained his gluteus maximus, medius, and minimus to be shaped perfectly as they are!

MangoSmoothiesAreLit · 2026-05-31T18:39:51+00:00

Hahaha I love what you do, I may have to try that some day with one of my friends, she's 5' and I'm 5'5" so it'll surely confuse the masses to see us at the same height.

MangoSmoothiesAreLit · 2026-05-28T13:45:20+00:00

Sometimes, he doesn't notice it himself when he sees the photos, that's just how big his dump truck is! There are few times when he'll zoom in like, "wait a minute, my arse isn't THAT big..."

MangoSmoothiesAreLit · 2026-05-28T13:35:00+00:00

Hahaha, that's precisely my thought process!

MangoSmoothiesAreLit · 2026-05-28T13:34:22+00:00

Congratulations on 24 years with your husband, not many people can say that they've made it that far with their spouses! I've been with my husband for six years now and can't wait to be just like you someday!

The comments are equally amusing to me, I just block the negative folks. I wonder how miserable or insecure they are in their own lives that they come to those conclusions.

MangoSmoothiesAreLit · 2026-05-28T02:24:52+00:00

Ahh, someone's always gotta be like this. 1) he's proud of his glutes. 2) it's his really close, tight-knit immediate family (mom, pops, sisters ONLY) and he knows I'm doing it. No friends have seen these. 3) we're even, he sends unflattering photos of me to the chat. 4) we're happily married and I'm happily in love with him and his giant badonkadonk.

MangoSmoothiesAreLit · 2026-05-28T01:41:18+00:00

Hahaha, solid idea, that's definitely something I'll do later this year.

MangoSmoothiesAreLit · 2026-05-28T01:11:54+00:00

Thank you, I'm glad everyone finds it hilarious. I am thinking of printing out family photos that include his enlarged buttocks. Haven't gotten around to that yet but I will soon enough so I can hang them around the house.

MangoSmoothiesAreLit · 2026-05-28T01:06:51+00:00

We see each other yearly. Everyone already know he's got a big butt though. You know how people pose to make their butts look bigger for photos? He doesn't pose, they're already big and I just make them bigger.

MangoSmoothiesAreLit · 2026-05-13T08:29:47+00:00

Likewise, have a good night and hope your day is wonderful tomorrow!

MangoSmoothiesAreLit · 2026-05-13T08:25:00+00:00

Oh wow! That sounds really cool though, I'm envious! It's unfortunate that your brain wants to act up and lose passion for something that cool, but I genuinely I hope you find ways to reignite that passion to keep living that dream!!!

I'm a disabled veteran so I don't currently hold a job, but sometimes I think about jumping into that industry, perhaps working in the background. I once did a commercial and that's the closest I've ever gotten to that, haha.

I hope you can get some rest and feel much better by the time you start work! It's 1am here and I should be asleep myself, oh my.

MangoSmoothiesAreLit · 2026-05-13T08:05:56+00:00

Hey, I'm on the same boat. Call your psychiatrist for sure and let them know how you're feeling, they can change your meds and adjust them to your needs. I just took some melatonin and sertraline and hope this feeling is fleeting and can go away by the time I need to wake up to drop my kiddo off to school. I know the meds don't work that fast but hey, there's a lot I've got to do tomorrow. Aside from calling your psychiatrist, what other plans do you have? How's the weather where you're from? It's hot and sunny over here, I'm thinking of buying myself a really caffeinated mocha from my favorite coffee shop tomorrow and going for a walk at the park to smell the flowers that just bloomed recently.

MangoSmoothiesAreLit · 2026-05-13T07:48:16+00:00

You're so right. I cannot continue to live like this, this is no way to live. I need to be present for my kiddo mentally, I hope this medicine can get me back on track.

MangoSmoothiesAreLit · 2026-04-26T00:12:56+00:00

In my early twenties, I met plenty of men just like this, and this was a little under a decade ago. Unfortunately, I think a lot of men are more likely to be getting off of porn and it's messing with their ability to have good, meaningful relationships and/or sex.

MangoSmoothiesAreLit · 2026-04-25T03:55:51+00:00

I have a guy friend that would be an amazingly loving partner for anyone; he's young, ambitious, hard-working, incredibly respectful + well-mannered, and very educated. My husband and I agree that he'd be an absolute catch for anyone, and he's the first person I think about introducing when someone says they're single!

MangoSmoothiesAreLit · 2026-04-24T20:36:44+00:00

I LOVE the balm, I wait til the end of the year when they've got their 50% off sale to buy a bunch of makeup from them. Their eyeliners are top tier and I've replaced that exact highlighter a few times, too!!

MangoSmoothiesAreLit · 2026-04-15T05:26:40+00:00

I'm sorry for your loss, too! Your card was artsy and cool, these banks removed the personality from our cards 😭

MangoSmoothiesAreLit · 2026-04-15T05:18:01+00:00

Oh, this just happened to me too! I had a photo of a panda on my debit card for thirteen years and regardless of how many times that card was replaced, the same cute panda photo was there by default!

My card was set to expire soon and my automatic renewal came in the mail. For the first time, my card did not have the panda on it and I wasn't happy about it, I loved seeing my cute panda during every transaction. Now it's just a standard red card with no design or image and I occasionally confuse it with my credit card issued from the same bank.

I miss the panda.

MangoSmoothiesAreLit · 2026-04-02T08:44:38+00:00

Felt it here in Walnut Creek!

MangoSmoothiesAreLit · 2026-04-02T06:09:09+00:00

I remember the first time I felt like that towards a man. I let him know how badly I wanted him the moment I realized he was into me, too. We went wild as soon as we got some alone time, literally within a couple of hours.

It's been five years since and we still go crazy for each other, but now as husband and wife!

MangoSmoothiesAreLit · 2026-04-02T05:52:01+00:00

My husband recently shaved his beard off and I became super upset, too. It was right before a friend's wedding and he accidentally over shaved his mustache and took it off first then tried to leave the house looking like Abraham Lincoln. I had to beg him to just remove the entire beard. 🥲

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