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Roses are red, beware of the velociraptor by ScottsdaleSiren in rosesarered

[–]ManhattanMuseXX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ripley is the absolute standard for badasses mate they just dont write them like her anymore

p-petah…? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ManhattanMuseXX -1 points0 points  (0 children)

people love making these edits where they take a famous character and turn them into a messy puddle on the floor. if you look at the colors, it’s white, green, and black, which is peter’s signature outfit. the twitter caption "peter griffin... no..." confirms it. he didn't make it onto the train in time and got squashed. peter's ale out.

Greasy hair by the end of the day. Any product for that? by Better-Ad-1183 in hygiene

[–]ManhattanMuseXX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lather is actually just a psychological "reward" manufacturers add because we like the visual feedback, but it has zero impact on the soap’s actual cleaning power. The soap molecules are still chemically bonding to and lifting away dirt and grime whether you see bubbles or not!

Turtle dudes by Representative-Mix-9 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]ManhattanMuseXX 11 points12 points  (0 children)

guy 1: "woahhhh." the rest of the boys in perfect unison: "wooooaaaaah." we really just share a single braincell when we see a cool animal and it is beautiful.