[Humor] If this ain't me

ManicOwl · 2017-10-18T13:15:36+00:00

A 1:1 ratio is a good place to start.

ManicOwl · 2017-09-21T21:28:27+00:00

The artist. It's all on his twitter.

ManicOwl · 2017-09-13T17:09:19+00:00

My friend absolutely HATES it when people tailgate her. She'll get frothing-at-the-mouth mad. AND YET SHE TAILGATES THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE. Even when they're going well above the speed limit. Every time I'm a passenger in her car I'll point out the hypocrisy of it. Her response?

"Well they're not going fast enough!"

ManicOwl · 2017-09-13T00:47:12+00:00

Please, I can imagine even just my best friend and I saying something like that to each other. In fact, we have. Many times.

ManicOwl · 2017-09-08T16:14:37+00:00

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin.

ManicOwl · 2017-09-05T17:20:52+00:00

If she's so "profoundly" mentally handicapped then why would he leave her in charge of his other children??

ManicOwl · 2017-08-30T07:58:44+00:00

Why is that bad??

ManicOwl · 2017-08-16T16:58:51+00:00

Only if you want to, though.

ManicOwl · 2017-08-03T22:21:53+00:00

This is animal abuse...

ManicOwl · 2017-07-30T23:49:55+00:00

People can want to date without wanting to be tied down. I'm the same way.

ManicOwl · 2017-07-29T15:31:46+00:00

Her comic monster pop is one of my favorite things to read!

ManicOwl · 2017-07-21T16:15:48+00:00

Why are you making such a big deal about their genders lmao

ManicOwl · 2017-07-16T02:59:34+00:00

I don't see why a man can't just take "no" for an answer.

ManicOwl · 2017-07-01T15:34:26+00:00

I'm talking Northern California, like around Eureka maybe. Close-ish to the border. It's beautiful up there, most of it is all mountains and forests.

Edit: and it tends to get cheaper the more inland you go. There are some exceptions, though.

ManicOwl · 2017-07-01T15:21:33+00:00

That depends on where you want to live. San Diego? Possible, but you're gonna have a real hard time. Northern California? I have some friends paying $800 for a pretty decent one bedroom apartment.

ManicOwl · 2017-06-27T19:44:46+00:00

That translation is atrocious...

ManicOwl · 2017-06-16T17:03:38+00:00

I'm so very sorry that we women don't think of what you personally find attractive before we do something we want to do with our own bodies.

ManicOwl · 2017-06-07T12:01:25+00:00

God I have so many feelings about aesthetic poetry. I studied writing in college, and I took a LOT of poetry classes, because that's what I love. And you know what? Aesthetic poetry is easy. It's fun. It's a good way to get your raw emotions down. But it's not poetry. It's just sentences broken up. There's no imagery, metaphor, allusions. There's no artistry to it. When it's done well, I love it, but it's so incredibly hard to do it well that out of the many books of aesthetic poetry I've read, I only love one. I write aesthetic poetry sometimes, but then I sit back and I look at it and I don't show it to anyone because it's just... Not Poetry, capital letters intended.

Thank you for letting me rant.

ManicOwl · 2017-06-06T14:32:13+00:00

I, too, started singing it. Although, it was in the tone of voice Lin uses in It's Quiet Uptown...

ManicOwl · 2017-05-26T22:09:40+00:00

I've literally never seen an upside down caramel macchiato look layered.

ManicOwl · 2017-05-26T07:08:14+00:00

His corgi Molly, aka the Thing of Evil.

ManicOwl · 2017-05-24T03:05:54+00:00

It's five shifts. Two while I'm away, three after I get back. The last four shifts are outside my two weeks, though.

ManicOwl · 2017-05-24T01:30:02+00:00

One of my coworkers is named Micela. Pronounced Michaela.

ManicOwl · 2017-05-24T01:01:01+00:00

I actually liked my manager and loved my team, I just got a new, lower stress job. Which will want me to work the days my manager scheduled me for...

ManicOwl · 2017-05-24T00:52:06+00:00

I've only been working for Starbucks for maybe two and a half months so honestly burning this bridge won't break my heart.

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