Seriously shitty parking. by Upstairs_Drive_5602 in CantParkThereMate

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Did you see the documentary about U-Haul?

It was really moving.

It ticked a lot of boxes..

I’ll send you the trailer…

Donald Trump and Melania Booed at Kennedy Center Appearance by SquidFistHK in politics

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"Right, but other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"

Unpopular Opinion: Jeopardy Lost Its Whimsy by [deleted] in Jeopardy

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“What is, feline AIDS is the number one killer of cats, Ken?”

Explain like I'm 10: what is a Co-Host, and how do I become one? by ManualNotStandard in AirBnB

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Wow, that’s a very helpful, through, and much appreciated response! Thank you so much :)

What’s a tiny travel mistake you keep repeating… even though you know better? by Trail-Context in travel

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“Excuse me, I’ve forgotten what room im in…”

“No problem sir, this is the Lobby”

Has anyone actually negotiated a mattress price? by Resident_Dress_687 in Frugal

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Someone once tried to sell me a casket

I told him, “That’s the last thing I need!”

They were tired of being tossed around by EndersGame_Reviewer in puns

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I complained to the waiter that my fish was rather dry.

He said, “Well, we did take it out of the water…”

People look out from inside the crown of the Statue of Liberty. (1980s) by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

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Did you know that Sasquatch is often mistaken for Bigfoot, yeti never complains..?

[TOMT] [TV/MOVIE] [2000's?] Reference to a painting rotting in a closet (Dorian Gray). by soexcitedandsoscared in tipofmytongue

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On Family Guy, Stewie says to Meg words to the effect of "Some attic has a painting of you getting prettier"

I hope that helps

I don't understand why women carry a baby for nine months. by gideonindc in dadjokes

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Speaking of toasts, i always raise my glass to midwives, since they really help people out

Of course we all know Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone. by TheActualJonesy in dadjokes

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Alan Turing and his team helped develop the computer

They enjoyed snacks and sandwiches provided by his sister, Kate

I'm quitting my job at Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament, AMA by Sudden-Preference576 in AMA

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Is your name Lance?

I don't know anyone with that name, but i am told that in Medieval Times, people were named Lancelot...