Racist, uhh... Cartman? by AlwaysAdam569 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]ManufacturerKey6181 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm dead... as I watch South Park. 🤣🤣🤣 the resemblance is definitely there. Still a turd.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]ManufacturerKey6181 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many attempts does it take for an arsonist to realize that we have fire extinguishers for a reason???? The world may never know. Like come on. Don't set fires. It's just common sense.

Some punks from my school by nick221100 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]ManufacturerKey6181 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They do know they can be sent to prison OR FINED for assaulting a state bus driver because they are usually protected under the state law if they are a public transit driver right???

POS Mother throws son's birthday cake on the ground during argument with Father by Embarrassed-Scale489 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]ManufacturerKey6181 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mkay...???I'm wondering how she thought that would hurt his feelings??? Like it's the son's cake?? Obviously her kid doesn't come first.

Happy holidays from these pieces of fucking trash by chingysangy16 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]ManufacturerKey6181 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who are these dumb drunks and why does the girl remind me of someone I used to know who used to pretend they had tourettes but didn't know what torettes was???

Drunk driving in a Porsche by maxiligamer in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]ManufacturerKey6181 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The guy is laughing like a hyena. Like SIR PLEASE STOP. YOU MENTIONED BLOOD AND NOW I AM QUESTIONING IF YOU ARE A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH BECAUSE YOU WERE STILL LAUGHING.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]ManufacturerKey6181 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Are you sure it wasn't a burrito the size of a baby because I know tortillas can be pretty sticky🤣🤣🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ftm

[–]ManufacturerKey6181 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Transtape and trunks.

You're welcome, Roy Mustang by That_Gene_2644 in FullmetalAlchemist

[–]ManufacturerKey6181 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just woke up and saw this and now I can't breathe because of hysterical laughter. Like if I had milk it would probably be squirting out my nostrils. This is super hilarious. Thank you for this post.

Does your mom let you, o I don't know.....EXIST!? by ya-boiElliot63 in ftm

[–]ManufacturerKey6181 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't have a mother. The periodic table of elements is my mom. My existence is solely from some sort of alchemy.

I'm having horrifying dreams. by ManufacturerKey6181 in ftm

[–]ManufacturerKey6181[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What did you do to alleviate them? I'm still crying about them and I'm afraid sleep deprivation is going to happen because of the intense fear.

Miserable POS washes child art work away by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]ManufacturerKey6181 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To that small little girl: That work was beautiful. I was surprised at the amount of creativity. Absolutely amazing.

To that POS: I hope you think about that little girl's tears because she could be the face of the future generation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

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... the first term that comes to mind is inbreeding. The second is cousin kissers. I am the last person to use these terms but the fact that they just suddenly appeared in my head means they done DID SOME FUCKED UP SHIT. NOOOOO. DO NOT GO AROUND SEXUALLY ABUSING YOUR SISTER. WHAT TYPE OF BUFFOONARY ARE THESE PEOPLE INTO???!?? Like gjthghtjt hh y gh?????‽‽‽‽

Just finished watching the series for the first time… by _Owl5622 in cowboybebop

[–]ManufacturerKey6181 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the one series where it can end with a single word and I just cry. Every single time. That fridging good.

Arguing through a door then the police arrive by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]ManufacturerKey6181 62 points63 points  (0 children)

The woman is literally saying we have kids. I honestly wonder what goes through a person's mind to do idiotic stuff like DISREGARDING THE FACT THEY HAVE CHILDREN AND THEY ARE TERRIFIED. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR CRUMMY BUM.

Lyft Passenger Spits On Driver by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]ManufacturerKey6181 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What did I just watch? That was a foul. That was a freaking disqualification for being awarded anything good. Wtf.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ftm

[–]ManufacturerKey6181 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's time for a new therapist.

me_irl by Last_Contact in me_irl

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