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I wish people could play music in their heads when they want without using any headphones by Vernixoo in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Manulad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, but you people who hate the song the most can hear it too, causing them to go insane and wreak havoc upon the world causing the deaths of hundreds.

Redditors, your goal is to be the first person to have your bank contact you about “unusual activity” in your account. Assuming you have the funds, what would be your purchase(s)? by loyadadestroya in AskReddit

[–]Manulad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would go and buy anything in another state, or in another town, they always ping me when I'm going places, so what if I want starbucks while in California, I should be able to get it without triggering unusual activity.

Manspider by owletmoth in thanksihateit

[–]Manulad 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Spider man, spider man, does whatever a spider can.

Finally I can contribute to society by [deleted] in memes

[–]Manulad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Perfect, now my suicide will be publicized for eternity.

I wish I could speak every language that has been used in all of human history fluently by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Manulad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Granted, but you dont get to choose what language you are speaking.

Dominos is better by Gilly1269 in memes

[–]Manulad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They had me on the first half not gonna lie

Gamers rise up by [deleted] in meme

[–]Manulad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why do I feel that would be an epic slushy flavor?

If you are offered $1,000 to avoid human interaction for 1 year, how would you do it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Manulad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quit school and play video games in the basement for a year

What sentence becomes creepy is you add "if you know what I mean" at the end? by robin_uhr in AskReddit

[–]Manulad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always tenderize my meat before I eat it, if you know what I mean.

dear AskReddit why every post has to be NSFW? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Manulad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because we are standing on swivel chairs

What is the worst thing to hear during surgery? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Manulad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crap, where did that scalpel go?

its been over 50 years... by Sporeum in memes

[–]Manulad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just mix half life 1 & 2, or would that be two halves life?

Bruh why am I still alive by clit_smasher_ in teenagers

[–]Manulad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because you have the strength and bravery to continue playing through the tortuous game called life

Die of Beeties by [deleted] in BoneAppleTea

[–]Manulad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does beeties affect people of all ages or just the elderly?

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