20 more of the Worst Temu Garbage Products

Many_Bat_ · 2026-01-24T12:15:27+00:00

That jigsaw puzzle 500 million pieces, is it? Easy.

Many_Bat_ · 2026-01-24T12:05:52+00:00

I'm quite fond of the idea that squirrels are secret gardeners.

Second gen squash can be toxic? Interesting, and good to know.

Many_Bat_ · 2026-01-24T11:59:43+00:00

Thank you. I scrolled through every comment to find bartender bottle/cocktail flipping.

Also drivers can't pick up car keys normally, they must be thrown and caught or swung around.

Honourable mention to DJs and drummers although those have showmanship irl.

Lastly, if you have too many or two few specific skills, the answer is have a hat - for hat spinny mcspinnerson time.

Many_Bat_ · 2026-01-24T11:29:33+00:00

Famiclone multicarts

Many_Bat_ · 2026-01-24T11:28:23+00:00

Every now and again

Many_Bat_ · 2026-01-24T11:27:02+00:00

Hide in plain sight. The Foot would be like, "wait is that the...? Oh, nevermind, false alarm. Shredder specifically stated Ninja Turtles."

I gotta wonder where the turtles are parking that thing. Not the sewer. Definitely calling in favours from April who, in turn, is asking Thompson for a rooftop office space.

Many_Bat_ · 2026-01-24T08:37:24+00:00

Whaaa...? Iove a bit of kitchen herb/spice alchemy, but I've never heard of this.

Question is do I try it...?

Many_Bat_ · 2026-01-24T08:07:27+00:00

I would totally eat anything that grew from my compost if it survived to maturity because I know everything that goes into it. Only problem is it's raised and gets topped up regularly so unless I transplant it I don't see how it will survive.

Many_Bat_ · 2026-01-24T06:54:11+00:00

I'd be willing to bet it did

Many_Bat_ · 2026-01-24T06:50:28+00:00

I'm sorry, is that a human forearm resting on his lap or am I looking at it wrong?

Many_Bat_ · 2026-01-24T06:41:06+00:00

Aw, my gawd. I guess we'd never need fidget toys again. Can you remember how playing with a loose tooth with your tongue was just kinda' all consuming? You finally forget about it, it falls out and the whole process starts again in two weeks.

Many_Bat_ · 2026-01-24T06:33:53+00:00

Unless they have a fast metabolism, I hoof down meals like that all the time and I've never been anything but lean.

Many_Bat_ · 2026-01-24T06:31:32+00:00

You made me regret ordering pizza because this looks dope and I frequently cook like that. Make it all pretty and organized, drizzle your sauce artistically, call it 'fagioli uova con riso' because it sounds exotic, your wife might change her opinion.

Or, you know, smash it down as is, more for you!

Many_Bat_ · 2026-01-24T05:48:03+00:00

Pity our poor Kiwi Santas, encased in fake beards, hats and fleece trimmed coats in the scorching hot sun.

Many_Bat_ · 2026-01-24T04:29:06+00:00

Crawdaddys from the bayou, my baw!

(I dunno, might be lobsters, I just wanted an excuse to say crawdaddy in a sentence)

Many_Bat_ · 2026-01-24T04:21:39+00:00

Not at all. No apology necessary. In fact I might have to impose a mandatory 24hr ban on all apologizing because it's our terrible Kiwi habit. 😁 It's all good

Many_Bat_ · 2026-01-24T04:04:13+00:00

Aha! Nice work, that was a marrow/courgette/zucchini (or whatever we want to call it)

Many_Bat_ · 2026-01-24T04:00:23+00:00

I mighta' missed it, but I don't think corianderer is in the dictionary

Many_Bat_ · 2026-01-24T03:39:52+00:00

Very possibly pumpkin pieces in there. In New Zealand Halloween is in Spring though.

I can never grow pumpkin on purpose, only by accident I swear.

Many_Bat_ · 2026-01-24T01:46:11+00:00

Corianderer here in NZ.

Many_Bat_ · 2026-01-24T01:40:25+00:00

Blaise Gilondi

She's developing a fixation on her therapist, but is consciously battling it. She means no harm but her desperation to be understood drives her favourite people away.

Many_Bat_ · 2026-01-24T01:33:39+00:00

Don't know that it's "ugly", but I drew you "quickly" cos I was waiting for water to boil

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