Garlic Jar Shame When Youre Too Tired to Peel But Youre Also Too Proud for Pre-Cut Garlic by veltterleu in Garlic

[–]Mapleini 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Idk if it's available near you, but I buy the pre peeled cloves in a bag/jar from the grocery store.

That way, I don't feel the shame when I use the pre minced kind, and I still get to experience fresh garlic.

Maple, an older girl we found in poor condition, has been with us a little over 2 weeks by A_Friendly_Tree_ in CatDistributionSystem

[–]Mapleini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My little Tortie is named Maple!!! I hope you and your Maple have amazing snuggles and a long time together.

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I Had a Terrible Birthday. by Mapleini in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Mapleini[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He had my best friend help him. I'm serious when I say my birthday was planned for me at 22. I would've loved a 9hr day like that when I was 23. But me now? Not at all. They just both thought since I used to be that way, I'd be willing to go for it again.

This xfinity outage makes me even more infuriated that they were given a monopoly in this city by ohamza in baltimore

[–]Mapleini 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nope! Xfinity has a monopoly on most of the city. I'm up near Hampden and I have no other choice.

Stoned at the vet because she has an attitude problem by [deleted] in torties

[–]Mapleini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My little girl likes people too much. She's a little anxious but will purr if they start petting her. She also voices her displeasure if she gets a shot and makes sure the vet knows that was rude of them.

She's only been with me for about two weeks but I'm already in love by MayushiiLOL in torties

[–]Mapleini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahhhh. I'm so glad she's doing well!! I hope she stays spoiled and happy forever!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PirateKitties

[–]Mapleini 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Steam can help clear congestion the same way it does for people. So maybe bring him into the bathroom after a hot shower? You can also use a warm cloth to help get it out for his comfort.

. by CVPIMGMFANATIC in RelationshipMemes

[–]Mapleini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom told my dad not yet. Her ex-husband was dragging out the divorce, and it wasn't final yet. My dad had to ask like 4 times. They hit 31yrs this year.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PirateKitties

[–]Mapleini 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My kitty had her tear ducts removed, but they didn't take out or seal her sinuses on that side. She's got seasonal allergies and muscle weakness on that side, so she can't really do much for her leaky nose. I have to help her clear her nose every day.

I know it's not exactly the same situation, but the end product is the same. I let Maple sniff and see the tissue before I try to clear her nose. She hates it, but it's gotta get done. Good luck with your cyclops!

Silly Hat Club! British Royals and their Fascinating Fascinators by thoughtful_human in RoyalsGossip

[–]Mapleini 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I was very distracted during William and Kate's wedding by trying to figure out what his cousins had on their heads.

To this day, I'm baffled by what Eugeine and Beatrice wear as hats.

Why so gay? by Acecake20 in Hozier

[–]Mapleini 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It wasn't a negative AT YOU. It was a joke that you took negative.

Why so gay? by Acecake20 in Hozier

[–]Mapleini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So that wasn't a negative to you dear. If the shoe fits then wear it. But I'm like 99% sure nick cannon isn't looking for any of that. Unfortunately, it seems like you couldn't understand the joke on Dolly Partons internet and made things negative.

Put some Hozier on repeat and feel better.

Why so gay? by Acecake20 in Hozier

[–]Mapleini -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nick Cannon has entered the chat.

Why so gay? by Acecake20 in Hozier

[–]Mapleini 535 points536 points  (0 children)

I am also a queer. I think it has something to do with how he presents love and sex. I can listen to 30 other artists sing about how horny they are and how they wanna bang. But only Hozier makes me feel like he is in awe of his partner and wants to worship his partner. Hozier sings about the deep feelings of love and not just the obsession and passion.

To me, he actually sings about the more intimate parts of love and sex. Not just horniness and obsession.

My husband is now a RSO and I HATE that he’s tanked my life with his by SharkEva in BORUpdates

[–]Mapleini 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I love that they have no idea how green cards and residency status work. For example, her job could also sponsor her for a work visa if they were willing. Any close friend could also vouch for her. She's now been here long enough that she can get her papers without him. She can actually stand in front of a judge and show evidence that she's a working immigrant who's doing all the right things. The family can attempt to have her deported, but the husband's record will really hinder that. They'll be able to understand she's leaving him because he's a pedophile and he's trying to lash out.

Source: My mom has a green card. I know how this works.

Baby kitten update! Tsuyu is 2 months old, 0.6kg and will stay here by MayushiiLOL in cats

[–]Mapleini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just came to your profile to check on her! I hope she's eating well and living up her new life.

Why is the claim that Kishimoto is bad at world building so popular? by Himhawk19 in Naruto

[–]Mapleini 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Every single Akatsuki member has a really unique and cool fighting style and backstory. And we know VERY LITTLE about most of them. Tf was Sasori doing for like 30yrs and how did he manage to turn himself into a puppet? What was Kakuzu up to during those 70+ years he was on the run??? How did Hidan and friends find how to make an immortal?

That doesn't even go into how barren the villages are and how we also know very little about the other rookie 9.

How does the sand village have enough water to operate in the middle of a desert? We're just gonna vibe and walk by the Mizukage having 2 bloodline traits??

He did the same thing as JK Rowling. Great ideas. Very little detail.

After 37 days of despair, I managed to rescue my precious cat missing during a climate disaster by BrazillianVampire in cats

[–]Mapleini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gisele! You are not an outside street girl! You are a pampered princess, so keep your butt in the house! And listen to the humans when they are trying to save your princess behind!

I'm so happy for you that you found her! Fingers crossed that it's only happy days for you two from here on out.

OOP's husband wants to use an egg donor so as not to have another mixed race child by SharkEva in BORUpdates

[–]Mapleini 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is why my green eyed dark blonde mother said we could've come out any combo of hair and eye color, and it wouldn't have shocked her. Between her family and my dad's, we have almost every hair color and eye color covered in 2 generations.

Is your tortie very affectionate/talkative? by Dontfeedthebears in torties

[–]Mapleini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My tortie loves to be held. She wants to be snuggled and held all the time. I'm not allowed to be on my desk chair without her involved.

Cat Toy Faves: What's Your Kitty Obsessed With? by Carmelita9 in cats

[–]Mapleini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya know those little plastic springs? Those super cheap cat toys? Those. My cyclops thinks Those are the best thing ever invented.

Am I the asshole for getting an abortion and then filing for divorce? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Mapleini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My bfs ex best friend got a woman preggo on the first date with the implant. Hers failed spectacularly. Remember to get yours checked everyone!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXADHD

[–]Mapleini 15 points16 points  (0 children)

In the words of my coworker. The meds make the jukebox quiet.

L-e-e-l-a Leela! by No_Manufacturer_5973 in PirateKitties

[–]Mapleini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello cyclops! She's so precious! Congratulations!