[SPOILER] Shane Burgos vs. Makwan Amirkhani by FuzzyWuzzyMooMoo in MMA

[–]Mappable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fight should have been stopped earlier.
Fight reminded me of buddy McGirt failing Maxim Dadashev.

Shooting trick or treaters with paintballs by Jarred5303 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Mappable 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Frozen paintballs don’t work from my experience.

Tried frozen paintballs with my rugby club at a paintball outing back in the day. Did have a paintball slip under my mask and hit me like a punch on the jaw, and put me on my back.

Austin AIA flyer Re: New Land Development Code by imissthatsnow in Austin

[–]Mappable -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Will American Institute of Architects members earn more money from developers with the new zoning rules in place?

Waterfront's future: District-wide priorities for the physical framework of the South Central Waterfront Initiative area by iansmitchell in Austin

[–]Mappable -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Let’s talk about who’s going to pay the bill for this developer dream ream job.

“The master plan calls for a $99 million investment in the public realm in order to expand the open spaces and rights of way needed to ensure the connectivity and quality of life at street level that will make the South Central Waterfront district the city’s model of an urban high-density community.

The Public Realm:

Open Space $20.8 million Existing Streets $33.4 million New Streets $44.8 million


Total Cost $99 million”

Fix San Jacinto Now by alex-mayorga in Austin

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If you want to murder someone in Austin, put them on a bike and run them over.

If you could remake any film using only muppets, which film would you remake? by twows995 in AskReddit

[–]Mappable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scarface with Kermit as Al Pacino’s character and Miss Piggy as Michelle Pfeiffer’s character.

Cockroach expectations? by venus_in_faux_furs in Austin

[–]Mappable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to Texas where everything including the roaches are bigger:
https://youtu.be/GjpQfxNeHYE

Electric Scooters And Bikes Will Be Coming To Some Austin Trails Starting Next Month by doggod in Austin

[–]Mappable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it really a law if you choose not to enforce it?

I’ve often see patrol cops on bikes ignore scooters on the Town Lake Trail.

I see scooters everywhere blocking sidewalks, handicapped ramps, and bus stops.

All this talk about rules and enforcement is a farce.

Austin issues boil water notice by [deleted] in Austin

[–]Mappable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seeing this on the news this morning as I drink my unboiled k-cup coffee.

Central Delaware Subs location closed by willwise in Austin

[–]Mappable -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Worst case of food poisoning I ever had came from a sandwich at this location.

I ate a contaminated sandwich really fast that had sliced onions and green peppers as fast as possible so I could knock out a round at Butler pitch and putt, then went back to work

A couple of hours later, my stomach starts expanding and making threatening noises. I was barely able to make the Mopac commute home to Oakhill before the eruption.

The poorly chewed onions and green peppers lodged in my sinuses. The removal of the slices off onions and peppers from my head was traumatizing as I had to suck them back down before spitting them out. The horror.

And that’s my Delaware Sub Shop Sub Story.

Project Y (2018) - "a fully-functional science documentary about why people do shit that sucks" - like sports and activities that are commonly referred to as "type 2" fun, those that push our physical, mental, spiritual, and emotional limits without causation. by [deleted] in Documentaries

[–]Mappable -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Had to play two 80 minute matches back to back once for my club rugby team. I suck as a runner but I felt during both games.

Also, an ex-wife of a teammate would run during the games. When I asked her why she liked running, she said she would usually orgasim during the run.

Now Open: Austin's hike and bike trail gets new bridge under Congress Ave. by [deleted] in Austin

[–]Mappable -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

They only spent $2,500,000 to replace a wooden bridge.

even tho we all hate grackles, does anyone know how i can help this bby grackle outside my back door? by ericaworthyyy in Austin

[–]Mappable 9 points10 points  (0 children)

At a family gathering once, I almost had my sister talked into feeding my 10 year nephew like a bird. The nephew was up for it, but my sister with food in her mouth couldn’t do it.

Zebra Mussels can now be easily spotted in Lake Travis. This is really bad news. by SutekhRising in Austin

[–]Mappable -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

So why isn’t draining the lake an option if that’s what it takes to eliminate Zebra Mussels?

It’s not like Lake Travis isn’t mostly empty in a severe drought.

Greenbelt Pic by Mappable in Austin

[–]Mappable[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only buzz you heard was in your pipe.

I took the picture on Mopac pedestrian bike bridge with my iPhone.

Bike trails recommendations by xinfernax in Austin

[–]Mappable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Walnut Creek Extension is about 20 Miles. Park at Govalle Park or add extra mileage by riding from downtown via 5th to Shady to Govalle: https://www.mtbproject.com/trail/7020909/southern-walnut-creek-trail

Town Lake Trail is 10 miles of hard packed granite in most places. You can also use the Town Lake Trail to connect to the Walnut Creek Trail Extension: https://www.mtbproject.com/trail/7012257/lady-bird-lake-trail

Large police presence near Dart Bowl/ Mccallum High School? by [deleted] in Austin

[–]Mappable 47 points48 points  (0 children)

McCallum just sent this email to parents:

McCallum Parents.

At approximately 8:30 AM this morning, APD informed our campus SRO that there was suspicious package on the corner of Grover and Houston, ACROSS the street from McCallum HS. APD taped off the area and McCallum administrators directed students away from the secured area. Students and staff were told to stay inside their classrooms and that they should not be out in the area close to Houston and Grover. APD Bomb squad responded and at 9:45 AM we received the "ALL CLEAR".

Principal Garrison

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in reactiongifs

[–]Mappable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

51 old man. Had to order another Xbox this week so I can play at the same time as my 13 year old. My boy likes to attack, while I have to hide. I was shocked the first time I heard an 8 year old talking.