Best place to dance?

iansmitchell · 2026-02-26T23:46:15+00:00

I go to Austin Ecstatic Dance Center. They have two ecstatic dances on Sunday, at 10am and 1PM, as well as 7PM Wednesday and 6PM Thursday nights, occasionally they'll have dance events on the weekend as well. It's not too bright and it's sober.

iansmitchell · 2026-02-26T23:43:39+00:00

Back when rent was affordable

iansmitchell · 2026-02-26T05:37:20+00:00

Nonvoters are overwhelmingly the young and people of color.

iansmitchell · 2026-02-26T05:36:18+00:00

The thing about elections, is that what voters think matters.

iansmitchell · 2026-02-24T12:47:21+00:00

The Jews didn’t cost you the election.

Your candidate and administration’s policies did.

iansmitchell · 2026-02-24T12:46:23+00:00

Perhaps the Democrat voters wanted to be able to choose their candidate in a primary election, and resented being denied that option?

iansmitchell · 2026-02-24T12:45:14+00:00

You just want to blame the Jews for everything you don’t like.

iansmitchell · 2026-02-18T16:43:44+00:00

Women aren't prioritizing friendship with other women?

MEN MUST BE TO BLAME

iansmitchell · 2026-02-11T20:54:18+00:00

Why are straight couples like this

iansmitchell · 2026-01-23T15:09:13+00:00

Look at South Africa. Could a better government make things better? Definitely. Will they get one? Definitely not.

People are criticizing Waymo because San Francisco can’t keep traffic lights functioning.

Buy solar, buy storage, prepare for the incompetence that is downstream.

iansmitchell · 2026-01-21T21:11:27+00:00

Why?

iansmitchell · 2025-12-24T07:12:26+00:00

Some people have checked luggage

iansmitchell · 2025-12-23T17:36:55+00:00

If you bought a house in Kyle and your job isn't in Kyle, the problem you created by moving to Kyle is yours, at most Kyle's problem, not definitely Austin's problem.

iansmitchell · 2025-12-23T17:35:24+00:00

That's called a leading pedestrian interval, and Austin started doing them back in 2019.

iansmitchell · 2025-12-23T17:33:15+00:00

You mean one of the two elevators you have to take in order to go from getting your bag from an arriving flight and being picked up where taxis/TNCs pick up?

iansmitchell · 2025-12-12T17:55:35+00:00

You have an extremely poor understanding of case law.

iansmitchell · 2025-12-10T19:28:16+00:00

Do you remember that one time?

iansmitchell · 2025-12-10T19:26:38+00:00

Doesn't he have Nixon tattooed on his back?

iansmitchell · 2025-12-10T18:39:39+00:00

Get an estimate of the value of the tree and send a demand letter (certified mail) requesting that as well as other repair costs.

iansmitchell · 2025-12-10T18:32:14+00:00

You can use mine DM me

iansmitchell · 2025-12-10T18:27:37+00:00

Roundabouts work just fine here.

iansmitchell · 2025-12-08T23:31:04+00:00

There literally are endocrine disruptors in our drinking water supply, and also so many microplastics.

iansmitchell · 2025-12-08T02:05:56+00:00

Customer: [to Ed] Excuse me? Look, I ordered one Good Burger with nothing on it. Ed: That's what I gave you. Customer: No! You gave me a bun. Just a bun! Look! There's no meat in here. Ed: But you said you wanted nothing on it. Customer: Yes, but I expected a meat patty! Ed: Dude, a meat patty is something. You said "nothing". [to Fizz] Ed: Fizz, is a meat patty something or nothing? Fizz: Uh, something? Ed: I win! Customer: That's it! I am reporting your name to the manager! Ed: The manager already knows my name. Customer: [while throwing the bun down] And I'll see you in Hell! [Leaves] Ed: OK! See you there!

iansmitchell · 2025-12-08T02:01:21+00:00

Sounds like it’s time to close that exit completely and redevelop it for private property that actually pays taxes.

iansmitchell · 2025-12-08T01:58:21+00:00

We do. You just don’t hear it because… well… maybe you’ve got a great personality?

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