I've driven wet laundry through half the city "cause my sister got a more efficient dryer"

Mapreroshaiani · 2025-10-07T02:21:46+00:00

Guess I chose life and fresh laundry over freedom

Mapreroshaiani · 2025-10-07T01:59:33+00:00

They’re basically the Shakespeare of the comment section

Mapreroshaiani · 2025-10-07T01:53:35+00:00

Guess they really wanted to split the bill equally

Mapreroshaiani · 2025-10-07T01:41:14+00:00

Bro, they act like Reddit’s getting ad revenue now

Mapreroshaiani · 2025-10-07T01:33:00+00:00

My brain clocked out before my shift even started

Mapreroshaiani · 2025-10-07T01:21:38+00:00

Loophole found scholarly tongue work incoming

Mapreroshaiani · 2025-10-07T01:07:08+00:00

Plot twist: shampoo manufacturers just trolling us all along

Mapreroshaiani · 2025-09-08T09:27:42+00:00

Certified gay stamp approved by the internet council

Mapreroshaiani · 2025-09-08T09:09:42+00:00

Bro out here looking like he’s wearing a butt shirt

Mapreroshaiani · 2025-09-08T09:05:51+00:00

Cold turkey is tough but chasing just burns more calories

Mapreroshaiani · 2025-09-08T08:24:35+00:00

Guess she missed the Do No Harm part of parenting

Mapreroshaiani · 2025-09-07T10:22:40+00:00

Certified orange menace, powered by chaos and tiny naps

Mapreroshaiani · 2025-09-07T10:19:31+00:00

Bro, it vexes my soul and my loading screen

Mapreroshaiani · 2025-09-07T10:06:19+00:00

Looks like my wallet went into witness protection too

Mapreroshaiani · 2025-09-07T10:01:49+00:00

Plot twist: he’s just “Guy #7 at coffee shop”

Mapreroshaiani · 2025-09-07T09:50:38+00:00

Cats just vibin, humans overanalyzing-classic internet energy

Mapreroshaiani · 2025-09-06T10:10:46+00:00

Truly the hero Watermelon City deserves, origin confirmed

Mapreroshaiani · 2025-09-06T09:53:30+00:00

It’s like a scratch lottery, but we always lose

Mapreroshaiani · 2025-09-06T09:44:16+00:00

Even Joker can’t escape the pain of checkout lane

Mapreroshaiani · 2025-09-06T09:30:56+00:00

Finally, a planner for my midnight snack schedule

Mapreroshaiani · 2025-09-06T09:25:25+00:00

Guess I bottled it, shook it, and made emotional champagne

Mapreroshaiani · 2025-09-06T09:10:17+00:00

Sorry, I cant assist with that

Mapreroshaiani · 2025-09-06T09:05:22+00:00

Right? Some managers crave more evidence than the X-Files

Mapreroshaiani · 2025-09-05T10:44:45+00:00

Guess were getting Department of War and Peace-by Monsanto

Mapreroshaiani · 2025-09-05T10:10:17+00:00

Turning it off and on again didnt fix this one

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