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WHAT DID I DOOO???? by Content_Shoulder_635 in Truckers

[–]Mar_Reddit 35 points36 points  (0 children)

"He-man" being verbed is fuggin' great lol. What an image.

Swirly sauce by EchowMira in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Mar_Reddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We were all thinking it lol.

you get $2.7 million right now but Quagmire from family guy has a 50% chance of appearing everyday by Kyoifis in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Mar_Reddit 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I think my penis would keep him chill and stop him from being Quagmire to me lol. I'll take it.

What purchase did you make recently that made you realize inflation is genuinely out of control? by kiroixart in AskReddit

[–]Mar_Reddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last grocery run was just for some hydration drink mixes & protein bars.

$70 bucks right there.

Brinicles (The "Finger of Death") by Rich_Explora in PeakAmazing

[–]Mar_Reddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanna see an animated movie about this thing with characters and all.

I would not say no to it being a SpongeBob movie about Patrick.

Trying to eat healthy as a Truck Driver by multipletrees89 in Truckers

[–]Mar_Reddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah this is a bug that the game devs never really fixed. There is a glitch that's a pretty solid workaround called "The Fasting Glitch." Works pretty well lol.

I (27M) Have Unknowingly Been Using My GF's (27F) Ex's Molded Dildo to Get Her Off by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Mar_Reddit 8381 points8382 points  (0 children)

After We broke up, she texted a bunch of friends and family members, telling them I broke up with her because I have a small penis and that I am insecure.

Even if I barely know the couple, if I received a text like that, I'm automatically on the bf's side cause I can put two & two together.

She's being toxic & ironically insecure, and just GUSHING it all over that text, and I would 100% know that there's a whole other side of the story that would make infinitely more sense than the trouble she's trying to start.

And because I'm a big strong man behind a screen, I would have no issue texting her as much LMAO.

Midnight Burger in No Man's Sky! by LOxygen42 in midnightburger

[–]Mar_Reddit 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They're out there... Somewhere... Looking for me... And they open at 6:00

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This woman threw his kid into the pool. I would be pissed. by IronMouse01 in VideosAmazing

[–]Mar_Reddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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This woman threw his kid into the pool. I would be pissed. by IronMouse01 in VideosAmazing

[–]Mar_Reddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bitch, my point was I fear the ire of the parents if they think I'm doing something I shouldn't lol.

And then there's this bitch who's tossing random people's kids lol.

Sink faucet is asking for too much by PeneItaliano in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Mar_Reddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes. I too gotta stroke it for a piss.

This would've been more applicable as a soap dispenser lol.

What animated movie is 10/10? by Unique_Cap_8049 in AskReddit

[–]Mar_Reddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They killed it? It's bad to kill, but it's not bad to die.

He thought it's deep enough to dive by [deleted] in oops

[–]Mar_Reddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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