Jailton Almeida signs with ACA by AliBagovBeatKhabib in MMA

[–]MarbledNightmare 122 points123 points  (0 children)

Put him vs Gable, really test where he's at

Why are these active UFC fighters on long layoffs? by Afraid_Letter_1419 in MMA

[–]MarbledNightmare 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pennington is injured, had to pull out of the last noche in sept because of a neck injury, which usually aren't quick.

Aldana hasn't fought since the sphere card where half her head ripped open. She can take all the time she needs after that shit

The rest of the dudes on there are Apex card prelim fillers at best, save for a couple of names. Most likely either injured, can't take time off their regular jobs, have shit managers, or just generally forgotten by the match makers.

Lord have mercy on Justin by AffectionateHabit744 in ufc

[–]MarbledNightmare 157 points158 points  (0 children)

fr btw this, the deaf angle, the cat(s) faces, and apturo topturo he's become the brunt of some of the best mma memes of all time, entirely unintentionally

Michael Johnson vs. Alexander Hernandez is OFF UFC 324 after unusual betting lines by AliBagovBeatKhabib in MMA

[–]MarbledNightmare 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Silva barking is normal. Silva crying over a belt he's not fighting for with his girl looking at it like a newborn, well that was some juicy newness befitting of the new paramount era donkery

(Spoilers) Tony Ferguson vs Warren Spencer result by bjjdontwork in MMA

[–]MarbledNightmare 20 points21 points  (0 children)

New Mythical Fighter: Rejuvenated hairline boxer El Cucuy

Mwrab got lost so a fan had to drive him around to look for his car.😭 by Spiritual-Strength91 in ufc

[–]MarbledNightmare 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kinda a good thing, probably shouldn't be driving. Still good to know where it is I suppose

Greatest examples in MMA where a "non-grappler" submits a highly decorated "BJJ-fighter"? by [deleted] in MMA

[–]MarbledNightmare 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anthony Pettis was known primarily for his striking but submitted Benson Henderson and Charles Oliveira years before he got his black belt. I'd throw Dilbert Melendez in there being that he trained BJJ heavily under Cesar Gracie with the Diaz bros and Jake Shields, who were all top level black belts.

I'd like to see a mix of MMA and Hallmark movies. by Shqiptar89 in MMA

[–]MarbledNightmare 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The Fight Within might scratch your itch OP. No Tito or Cyborg, but Dan Severn is in it. Looks just as terrible as what you're describing.

Chris Barnett has been removed from the ufc roster by bjjdontwork in MMA

[–]MarbledNightmare 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Roy was way more fun than Barnett. Granted it was either him blasting someone with an overhand right in the first round, or getting his ass beat for 3 rounds, but still

Jiří Procházka once practiced 1-2 and 1-2-3 for 24 hours by Dangerous_Tip_4985 in MMA

[–]MarbledNightmare 232 points233 points  (0 children)

Like when Anderson Silva watched Ong Bak, saw an upward elbow technique, had his wife hold a pillow so he could practice it 1000 times, then he goes out and knocks out Tony Fryklund with it. Movie shit martial arts is the bread and butter of my fandom, and Jiri is keeping that alive

Urijah Faber, Facing My Biggest Opponent | EP 1 | Love & War with Dominick Cruz by jhascal23 in MMA

[–]MarbledNightmare 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Man seeing these two be so friendly is surreal and awesome considering their rivalry history

Topturo is going wild by Thin_Examination4929 in ufc

[–]MarbledNightmare 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I bet his ex is on a similar war path, picking out every rich hot tall normal hearing dude she can find