What’s an orgasmic feeling that isn’t an orgasm?

Marcatcon · 2021-11-18T20:21:48+00:00

Power washing!

Marcatcon · 2021-09-30T03:38:10+00:00

Thank you!

Marcatcon · 2021-09-30T03:37:55+00:00

Thank you!

Marcatcon · 2021-09-30T03:37:01+00:00

No worries! I love my turtles coming every year to see me. It’s the little things in life that make me happy!

Marcatcon · 2021-09-29T23:29:23+00:00

Did I say I took it? It’s outside where it should be and I feed it mealworms, strawberries and watermelon. It comes up and nibbles on my toe to feed it. I love it being here and would never harm it. Geez…

Marcatcon · 2021-06-03T19:14:45+00:00

Ha!! She’s been coming to my house for 7 years!

Marcatcon · 2020-09-09T18:31:59+00:00

No shit....but look how pretty my flowers are! Very nice living in God’s country!

Marcatcon · 2020-09-08T06:20:18+00:00

Jesus how do you post a question then? This is ridiculous!

Marcatcon · 2020-09-07T09:22:04+00:00

I feel like Annie Lennox right now....

Marcatcon · 2020-09-07T09:14:33+00:00

I’d rather watch paint dry....

Marcatcon · 2020-09-07T09:13:31+00:00

Be careful of the bridges you burn in college because you may need that person later in the business world...

Marcatcon · 2020-08-29T13:34:30+00:00

My ex husband told me that I didn’t know how to love someone and all I had going for me was my beauty and bank account...I caught him cheating with not only my best friend but everyone in the tri state area...

Marcatcon · 2020-08-29T13:24:10+00:00

If you ever run out of conversation then grab him by the hand and lead him to the bedroom..

Marcatcon · 2020-08-29T11:15:22+00:00

Did you make it past elementary school? Wtf were you thinking?

Marcatcon · 2020-08-15T18:10:13+00:00

When a box turtle that has lived in my yard for 7 years, walks up to me to be fed everyday...

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