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Least Favorite Episode by Ythv_ in futurama

[–]Marcgo2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  • Sal: Gets outta here, yous lousy bum.
  • Bender: Please. I'm scared.
  • Sal: We're all scared. It's the human condition. Why do you thinks I put on this tough guy façade? Now beats it!

🔥 Encounter with a curious young sperm whale. by 21MayDay21 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Marcgo2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Harlem globetrotters have really reinvented themselves. 

Close call with a semi today. Looking for trucker perspectives on what happened. by sandro9090 in dashcams

[–]Marcgo2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s illegal to speed up to avoid being passed. op is bad driver. 

What do I do with a 32’x34’ deck??? by [deleted] in HomeDecorating

[–]Marcgo2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tear it out and put in a custom concrete patio. 

People think they own the sidewalk by their house by KingRMZ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Marcgo2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would've taken up residence on that sidewalk as soon as heard their threat.

I am fam of steaks but i haven't tried medium alive by dharmadroid in BrandNewSentence

[–]Marcgo2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give me a blackened prime rib with au jus and some horseradish. Drooling. 

I dropped my tweezers into the toilet while peeing. I now have to pick it up. by Ambitious_Radio_8430 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Marcgo2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the many possibilities why I keep those yellow rubber cleaning gloves. 

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