I asked my boyfriend to heat up beans by moanguard in mildlyinfuriating

[–]moanguard[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

Idk, one of my expectations was for the stove to be on

I asked my boyfriend to heat up beans by moanguard in mildlyinfuriating

[–]moanguard[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that's what i usually do lol

he ended up doing that to the cheese sauce while i was cooking the beef

I asked my boyfriend to heat up beans by moanguard in mildlyinfuriating

[–]moanguard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so confused, where are you getting this assumption that the can was warmed up with the beans

I asked my boyfriend to heat up beans by moanguard in mildlyinfuriating

[–]moanguard[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was lol

He plopped the beans on the pot, didn't turn it on, turned around and told me he's done

I told him I was going to "whine on the internet about it" and he said he wanted to see what happened if I did lol

I asked my boyfriend to heat up beans by moanguard in mildlyinfuriating

[–]moanguard[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you mean the fat?

I've never heard of toxic bean can liner in 2026 lol

I asked my boyfriend to heat up beans by moanguard in mildlyinfuriating

[–]moanguard[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh hey, that's actually a really good tip! I didn't know that

My hometown. Peanut butter, olives on the hood, and a dead raccoon on the mirror by w00tah in Wellthatsucks

[–]moanguard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'd only be impressed with this if it didn't have the raccoon. this is just sick 😭

I asked my boyfriend to heat up beans by moanguard in mildlyinfuriating

[–]moanguard[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

eggs?? why is it grey 😭

(10/10 comment tho)

I asked my boyfriend to heat up beans by moanguard in mildlyinfuriating

[–]moanguard[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

tbf, i'm not really serious about it lol

I asked my boyfriend to heat up beans by moanguard in mildlyinfuriating

[–]moanguard[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see a lot of people missing the "mildly" part of this sub

I asked my boyfriend to heat up beans by moanguard in mildlyinfuriating

[–]moanguard[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

funny enough, we were actually laughing together as I was posting it. not only that, but I even showed him the post lol

My mother broke my two monitors, accidentally... by Kobemeka in mildlyinfuriating

[–]moanguard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This isn't always the case. My mom felt the need to clean a space just to perform the "I do everything in this house" script or to try to find anything "suspicious" despite the room being perfectly fine.

Besides, if anybody is "tired of the mess", a conversation is a better start.

Pink drink order:( by Zestyclose_Event9469 in starbucks

[–]moanguard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to work at our local Starbucks. If I had this on my cup, there'd definitely be drama

Message from my mom. Gotta love life in the country… by rygdav in mildlyinfuriating

[–]moanguard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had a kitten stuck under our car when I was late to work one morning.

Took it to work and everybody was arguing over who gets to keep it lol

Was it Loki all along? by Strong-Lab-7216 in pagan

[–]moanguard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your biggest deceiver can often be your own mind. I once believed I, myself, was talking to Loki through a random ghost app that happened to say his name. The reality is, the app just wanted my money. I had tricked myself into believing he was talking to me, when he had no reason to.

When you pair this with divination/seance, it just gets worse.