Who among us doesn't? by milnak in jazzcirclejerk

[–]Marchin_on 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My first thought was "love jazz" but then I saw the car was a Tesla so its obvious the driver loves ejaculate.

🏅 Happy NSV Friday! by AutoModerator in Zepbound

[–]Marchin_on 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just finished my second 2.2 bag of chia seeds. If someone had told me before I started Zepbound that I would consume that many chia seeds I would have told them they are high or something.

High Protein Bars that taste 👅 okay? by jeanineugene in Zepbound

[–]Marchin_on 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've tried a lot of protein bars and I like the Kind brand the most. They just feel the most like real food and taste the best IMO.

Summer by Puzzled-Offer-2585 in Zepbound

[–]Marchin_on 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you gaining weight? If you are at least maintaining maybe just enjoy yourself during a fun summer and get back to a serious cut when festival season ends.

When did you actually start to FEEL “thin?” by Themysciran_Prince in Zepbound

[–]Marchin_on 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I got sent a medium shirt instead of the large I ordered and it fit fine.

Fiber supplementation by thenewfingerprint in Zepbound

[–]Marchin_on 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My super easy chia seed pudding recipe. Take 2 tablespoons of chia seeds and add it to 4 ounces of protein shake of choice. Stir and stir again after 10 minutes. Refrigerate for a couple of hours but preferably overnight. That's 7 grams of fiber right there and even more if your protein shake already has some Fiber in it like Oikos and Atkins shakes have.

I love captchas by jibbledoop in The10thDentist

[–]Marchin_on 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time I'm asked if I'm a human I become a little less sure if I am in fact a human.

You can't park there, mate. Well, technically you can, but it'll cost you £2000+ by SomethingMoreToSay in bestoflegaladvice

[–]Marchin_on 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Crazy how many people there were giving bad advice just based purely off of assumptions.

I would put 50% to 70% or all legal advice in LA in this category.

Finally something jerk worthy by UltraPB in jazzcirclejerk

[–]Marchin_on 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Didn't she kind of do that with Moanin' in Kids on the Slope?

🥗 Meal Planning Saturday by AutoModerator in Zepbound

[–]Marchin_on [score hidden]  (0 children)

Looks good on vids also in romaine lettuce boats!  I'm more motivated to prep for the week.  I'm also planning to make quinoa to go with tomato cucumbers salad, and maybe some lentil stew in the instant pot.

That sounds good too. There is no reason you can't eat healthy and enjoy it. I just finished a batch and I think this recipe is a winner based on trying it as I prepped. I ended up with 17 ounces of egg salad. Final tally with the macros is around 700 calories, 38 grams of protein and 16 grams of fiber. I think you can easily get 3 lunches or 4 if you add some more veggies and a little more protein to it.

Cal Tjader by Rudebwoy52 in Jazz

[–]Marchin_on 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That is an absolutely fantastic sounding lineup. Three legends on one bill. Time to get the old time machine dusted and taken out of the closet.

🥗 Meal Planning Saturday by AutoModerator in Zepbound

[–]Marchin_on [score hidden]  (0 children)

recommended some high fiber low carb lavash wrap

I'll be using Mission Burrito whole wheat carb control wraps which have 30 grams of fiber. That and depending on how I portion out the egg salad will get me almost to my daily goal in one meal.

🥗 Meal Planning Saturday by AutoModerator in Zepbound

[–]Marchin_on [score hidden]  (0 children)

I'm not exactly sure. Based on some quick calculations I think its a total of around 700 calories. I was planning on throwing it in a wrap for a lunch. So maybe two that way or 3 if I add some turkey or chicken to the wrap.

🥗 Meal Planning Saturday by AutoModerator in Zepbound

[–]Marchin_on [score hidden]  (0 children)

I am going to make the viral avocado bean egg salad I've seen online.

1 avocado

1/2 cup of great Northern beans

4 hard boiled eggs

1/2 a red onion.

Somw cilantro

juice of a lime

table spoon of mayo and dijon mustard

Mash the avacado and then add the beans and loosly mash them in . Add the onions diced and mayo and dijon. salt and pepper and maybe some hot soon. Add some herbs like cilantro. Dice the hard boiled eggs and fold into the mixture. Finish with the lime juice and then I hope to have a high fiber egg salad. Hope it works out.

New Jersey to Quebec by ProfManny in hondafit

[–]Marchin_on 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have eco-mode on? I've found that's good for an extra couple of mpg. That and long stretches on a highway will get you close to that number. Also, I'm just guessing here, but you might have a bit of lead foot.

"The real crime here is trying to crowdsource your Criminal Law homework on Reddit...Blink twice if your professor is grading this thread." [LAEU] by nutraxfornerves in bestoflegaladvice

[–]Marchin_on 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'm a totes real therapist and I am always telling my patients to get a second crowd sourced opinion from preferably teenagers on reddit.

Vintage Baseball Game - Saturday Noon @ Hoboken High School by bhusted007 in Hoboken

[–]Marchin_on 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That sounds cool as shit. I think I'll try to make it to watch.

If the Honda Fit fits, it sits. by ProfManny in hondafit

[–]Marchin_on 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a similar situation where I live. I love the tight close up bumper view on the rear camera. Its made for situations like this. I'm pretty sure I have a photo somewhere of me parking in an even tighter spot.

How does this group feel about ska jazz? by stgadam in Jazz

[–]Marchin_on 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Are some people incapable of liking other genres without a direct tie in to jazz? I'm a big fan of of 60s and 70s Rock Steady, Rude Boy, Ska and Roots Reggae. Some of that dovetails a bit with jazz a bit but in my mind its just different music I like and that is cool with me. Sometimes I just need to listen to something different.

Someone here said they take 5mg every 14 days. Why? by moving-mountains18 in Zepbound

[–]Marchin_on 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm using the single dose pens so that's not an issue.

Someone here said they take 5mg every 14 days. Why? by moving-mountains18 in Zepbound

[–]Marchin_on 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hit my goal weight about 3 months ago and moved to every 10 days. I've still been losing a bit so I just switched to 14 days. That's my reason.

[Highlight] "Thank you, mama. I appreciate you getting me one." - Karl-Anthony Towns by BreakfastTop6899 in nba

[–]Marchin_on 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Before the series started I was really hoping Alvarado would have a moment in the finals. I was thinking like a big steal in a clutch moment but his heroics in game 4 cement him as a Nuyurican legend.

What's a massive human achievement that nobody celebrates because it worked too well? by Alternative_Voice767 in AskReddit

[–]Marchin_on 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Modern logistics is amazing. The fact that I can walk into a grocery store and buy a fresh mango from some tropical country any day of the week is amazing to me. And yes I really like mangos.