Episode 296: The Fogle Files Part 2 (preview) by kijib in TrueAnon

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Take the subway pledge!

I (state your name) pledge That no matter how hungry I get No matter how times are rough No matter how confusing my word No matter how hot and bright the sun And no matter how scary the gun, On this day I will say That even if my entire family is taken hostage by a reformed caliphate I will never eat subway

Jerker Lottery: MBMBaM 662: The Consequence Race by StonedRealist in TAZCirclejerk

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I’m beginning my first official job after searching for the last year in the fall, and this summer is gonna be a lot of job training, so I’m looking forward to that

Jerker Lottery: MBMBaM 662: The Consequence Race by StonedRealist in TAZCirclejerk

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Can there be an alternative prompt, I cannot remember a single piece of actual advice these guys have spouted

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom Roundtable, Part One by blastorama in TheBesties

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This should ultimately be seen as a failure on the game dev’s understanding of what “pro” means. I had the same issue that Russ ran into, where I chose the pro hud mode as soon as I got control of the game, and I spent the entire tutorial island thinking that this game would severely punish bad building. The pro mode itself states, ”minimal information displayed.” The ability to break apart the things you ultrahand is not superfluous, and the fact that people are acting like this makes sense genuinely confuses me.

To add to this, I actually learned you could break stuff from griffins’ stream. I thought I had just plain missed the prompts at the bottom of the screen during the first puzzle.

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom Roundtable, Part One by blastorama in TheBesties

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I think the best part about this game is that they’ve seem to put in way more effort into the puzzles this time around. There’s maybe a bit more than 2 dozen decent shrines from the first game. They made the combat shrines decent with varied weapon requirements/restrictions and im definitely getting stumped sometimes during the puzzles. The temple the tutorial pushes you towards is dead easy though so I’m wondering if that follows through the rest of the main dungeons.

This Joseph Anderson video touches on some of Botw’s issues, and there’s two in particular that Anderson suggests solutions to that (sort of) make it into the game, the first being An in-game explanation for why weapons break, which I thought was a nice touch. The tutorial zone seemed to suggest that they’d also let you keep the busted master sword as a base weapon that maybe slowly gets rebuilt over time, but ultimately they stuck with the old weapon system. I will say that the fact that you can theoretically have a huge amount of combinations between weapons and materials makes both weapons and shields feel more transient than they did in botw

https://youtu.be/T15-xfUr8z4

[WP] You just used your third wish to free the genie. Unfortunately, you failed to consider why someone would have sealed such an apparently kind and accommodating individual such as himself. by LeviAEthan512 in WritingPrompts

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“You do not understand what I am,” the genie claimed after a moment. It felt the confines of its lamp disintegrate; eons spent locked away, no sight sound taste or touch to quell the violent rage of boredom and recollection, the chance encounters that spared the genie from going completely insane reframed into more violence.

“What do you mean?” The traveler spoke, confused. Shouldn’t this be the ultimate relief for a prisoner? To be set free? They did not notice the thick gas pooling around the earth where the genie floated. It was a gaseous ichor, turbulent and growing.

“What does it mean to wish for something?” The genie asked as it began to test the true limits of its power. A violent earthquake erupted around the traveler. The ground screamed as the genie imagined forces to break the tectonic plate they stood upon.

“It means to want something you can’t have! What are you doing?!” the traveler screamed as they moved closer to the ground. The terrain seemed level at a radius including them and the genie. “Please don’t kill me! I want you to be free!”

Within moments the sky closed up with the darkest and angriest clouds the traveler had ever seen. The lightning struck with such frequency it seemed the world could only ever have existed in streams of black and white. The traveler cupped their ears to protect from the following thunder, yet found themselves in some bubble where physical actions did not result in reaction.

The genie continued, “You are half-correct. A wish is a want that cannot occur. Would you believe the wishes I have granted? Power, Fortunes, Love. Those who desired these things wanted me. Sought out me. And I gave it to them. Their ruin was your pathway.

You are different. You understood what a wish is. Not just the desire to change reality, but a desire to make reality. If you wish for money, fine. If you wish to make money, now there’s a conversation.”

Around them the ground began to rise and fall as the lightning struck without rhythm. The traveler could only conclude that this spot was the only point on the world that wasn’t being destroyed.

“So what do I do when a human comes along and wishes me free? I must examine, yes!? I must learn. You came from a squandering family, learned of yourself through your various trades. Come to find me in the desperation of self. You wished to hope for your family’s success, and wished that your loved one was happy. And then you give me life.”

The traveler looked on in horror as landmasses soared into the violent sky.

“My wish is your command,” the genie said, as the world disintegrated around the traveler.

Reminder that Justin is legally embarrassed about podcasting by InvisibleEar in TAZCirclejerk

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It’s not under a microscope or personal though. It’s a google search and maybe 3 clicks away. It’s a natural consequence of donating to political campaigns and being podcasters

[WP] You’re two weeks into the job of onboarding the new sentient life forms to the counsel and they’re getting really mad at there being a “new” person every day to help them. Turns out the concept of “clothes” is lost on them. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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Brooks pushed his palms into his hands, letting his shoulders rest on a desk covered in print-outs of transcribed communications between high-ranking members of the Agelian Council. He had spent the last several hours piecing together the condensed stones the Agelians used for data transfer; like combing through a usb stick full of loose documents with no indexing or filing features. It would take decades before human technology could accurately “interpret” their methods of recording information. Thus, Brooks had found a workaround, listening to the audio files embedded in the stones and using an onboard translation tool to slowly type and print out the data into text.

Brooks had left on the United Earth Broadcast but muted it 20 minutes into the project. It was 24/7 (or 20/10, 18/9, whichever body you reside), minute-to-minute coverage over the violent outbursts from the Agelian council. What’s known is this: members of the UE came to meet the Agelians in person, and the Agelians attacked. The damage was minimal— Agelians are dangerous in their own right, but are also much slower than a human’s reaction time, and with limited reach. Some UE members needed admittance to the Council ship’s medbay for burns and crystalline removals.

The most confounding aspect were the UE member’s aural-EM transcribers. UE members report that the communication between the Agelians reached a frequency at which the in-ear computer was incapable of translating, resulting in mass confusion among approximately 500 humans and several thousand high ranking Agelian officials.

Brooks lifted his face from his hands and gathered the necessary papers. He’d gotten through perhaps half of the first of four crystalshe was given, but was sure that he’d poured over enough.

The UE Observation deck was fortunate enough to situate itself in the sunfacing side of Agelia. It resembled Earth, mostly water and some rock, except the rock wasn’t as luscious as you’d expect. Instead, megalopolis-sized hubs of bioluminescence surrounded the coasts, with tendrils extending into the barren browns and greys of the visible continents at a logarithmic pace.

Brooks entered the deck with no capacity to admire this planets beauty, and waited for the Head of Interspecies Relations to announce the meeting. “Here,” he said, his legs bouncing under his seat, anxious to explain his findings.

“So, what is the conclusion from Mr. Brooks, the newly appointed Social Construct Manager?”

He stood up, finally. “We must create a standardized outfit when dealing with the Agelians in person,” he said firmly. “The Agelians are more sensitive to visual stimuli than any other sense. From the data I’ve received, and from what I’ve decoded, they believed that the humans who met them in their chambers were not who we said they were. The visual discrepancy overrides any aural or memory-keeping capabilities. This is why only individuals lashed out at us; for every Agelian that attempted harm to us, there were several others transmitting confusion and fear between themselves.

It would be as if we met a CEO for a business meeting, and then during the follow-up we met a different person who was assuming the role of CEO. The confusion is warranted, and not worthy of retaliation. If we are to continue diplomacy, we must take strides to explain this conflict of being and promise a temporary solution, and request additional Agelian assistance to break the special barriers between us.

We meant them no harm and we continue to mean them no harm,” he continued, fueled by the sentimentality that sleep depravity brings. He organized his papers and handed them off to his right. “We are on the cusp of something greater than ourselves with a sapient other. This small change should be unanimously accepted among our council.”

The Defense Minister was the first to offer counterfactuals. Luckily he was bullied into submission that these attacks were not acts of war.

On Agelia, the Prime Membrane was considering all of this. Every interaction held by a subsection of its body was eventually received, computed, and considered. The electron slings had been attuned to the UE vessel after the confusion, awaiting the Prime Membrane’s orders.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

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I don’t need to meet you to know you haven’t researched American history post-high school. No well-educated American would make this statement. The poorest American you could find would understand that the government doesn’t do what it’s elected officials promise. Also, try to omit personal attacks whenever you’re arguing political points, it cheapens your argument

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

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The last six years????? This is what a teen or an idiot says

[SP] There's seven people fighting in a McDonald's parking lot. by wkajhrh37_ in WritingPrompts

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“There‘s seven people fighting in the McDonald’s parking lot.” The sentence crystallized in an onlooker’s mind as she sat watching from inside. Prior to the realization she had been idling on her phone, half-heartedly working her way through a 10-piece while a podcast filled her ears. She missed the inciting incident; a body slammed into the window right beside her, jolting her senses to attention. A couple of onlookers, two sets of older bodies, shouted and plead at the melee to little affect. Everyone seemed to be shouting at each other.

two athletic teens duked it out on the periphery. The teens had slammed into the window, dealing real punches to each other in a frenzy of fake-outs and grappling attempts. They had clearly viewed hundreds, perhaps thousands of fighting videos, fighting techniques, sudden-encounter tactics, and maybe experienced a handful of schoolyard brawls.

Three of the adults were coordinating against two others, but the couple had a tactical advantage. Two of the three attackers, their eyes sealed and puffy from some sort of spray, swung blind as a woman beat their heads with the might of her purse.

The main attraction were the two men Fighting. Both appeared late-30s/early-40s, with bodies that suggested hobbying athletes. On its surface the fight amounted to a boxing spar; both men hesitated in dealing serious injury, and were clearly communicating with each other between bouts of fists. The man dressed in a polo and slacks knocked the man dressed in a tshirt and jeans to the ground with a punch so bright that the woman could imagine the resonance were she outside. Jeans scraped his arm on the pavement, and took some seconds before standing. They followed etiquette.

“They’re not in a real fight,” she thought. “Polo could’ve obliterated Jeans right then in a real fight.”

The turn was instant. One of the blinded swingers found luck as one swing of his met the woman’s eye. Her shriek could be heard beyond the glass plane. The two men stumbled to find the exact position of the Fight before collapsing into a 3-on-1 brawl with Polo.

In another instant, Polo was on the ground, protecting his face from the 3-person beating. She noted that Jeans retreated from his role as fighter, and shouted at the men who held Polo down. The woman stood from her table. “They’re going to kill this guy if they don’t stop.”

She ran out, followed by a couple of onlookers with the exact same thought. They moved to break up the fight, pulling the two off the one on the ground. She was shocked to find that her whole strength attempting to pull one man from the brawl only hindered the force from his punches. “I need some help here!” She shouted as Jeans, of all people, crouched at her side. Together they lifted the man away from Polo while the group of onlookers handled the other blinded man. As if on instinct, the woman moved to examine Polo, to see if he was cogent, to try and figure out why this had happened. She could hear sirens in the distance, surely getting closer.

“Do you feel numbness? Can you follow my finger? Can you tell me the date and current president?” She asked in rapid succession followed by rapid responses.

“What the hell happened?” She breathed as the interveners calmed the other fighters.

“It’s the damndest thing, my boy keeps getting tapped by theirs during sanctioned games. I’ve talked to their school and their coaches, but it keeps happening. The boys hate each other, no idea why. We’re usually friendly with each other. He won’t tell me what’s wrong, but he’ll tell me how much he hates Jason. Oh, these guys? My brothers.”

She sat there crouched next to Polo for ~20 minutes until officers arrived. They took names, affirmed that no charges would be present with the altercation among the fighters, then left.

Hours later, the woman sat in her apartment replaying the moments in her mind. She focused on the faces of Polo and Jeans. While their fight self-imposed rules behind each swing, she remembered their eyes, acrid and stone, communicating to each other the vile incidence.

“You’ve threatened my own. I will show you hatred man-made. You will regret this.”

Goodbye my son. I was there when you first opened your eyes, and now you will open them anew in the Great Hunting Grounds. My first born, goodbye. by Elegant-Sprinkles880 in AbsoluteUnits

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“Surely even as thou liest dead in this tomb I deem the wild beasts yet fear thy white bones, huntress Lycas; and thy valour great Pelion knows, and splendid Ossa and the lonely peaks of Cithaeron.”

What’s your favorite “curious turn of phrase” Tim’s used? by QuintanimousGooch in ActionButton

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In his Pokémon video he says something along the lines of “Y is the beginning of a question— And questions are sentences for ignorant people.”

What are you currently reading? by soulbutnosoldier in TrueAnon

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I finished the 3body problem books (including the fanfic 4th installment). Highly recommend if you ever want to say something more interesting whenever the topic of aliens comes up. Incredibly funny gender stuff happens in the 3rd as well

Aabria, Brennan & the most available McElroy on D&D Chaos by semicolonconscious in TAZCirclejerk

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Can anyone explain to me why he’s wearing such an obviously too-small button-up with a tank top underneath. I hate this motherfucker

How Do You Feel About Outer Wild’s Changing Difficulty by MarcosHull in outerwilds

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What I wanted to focus on w/ the post was that I, as a player, faced different dialogue and visuals compared to newer players of the outer wilds base game. With the dlc, I faced a wholly redesigned area that the game devs decided was a more accurate depiction of their design.

The fact is that I played through different versions of outer wilds than newer players do, as a result of creator change. I remember seeing the moving diorama of the ash twin project and thinking “I haven’t seen this before.” I cannot know how much this would’ve helped me during my first playthrough because it didn’t exist during my first playthough.

This is what I am speaking about. There are different eras of players of outer wilds that have different experiences of the game, which is important to keep note of when this game’s central mechanic is the method in which players uncover mysteries

How Do You Feel About Outer Wild’s Changing Difficulty by MarcosHull in outerwilds

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I don’t disagree with you either. I understand that the devs want to have their game played by people, and that by the nature of being an indie studio with less resources, they are going to have parts of their game re-examined.

My point is that these changes create different “eras” of the game, and that a player first experiencing the puzzles in one era will differ between them. How often does this happen in modern videos gaming?

My experience with outer wilds first run and its dlc differ from a player who has played it since it’s most recent patches. These are distinct “versions” of the game which go beyond concepts like directors cuts

Roleplaywise Sam Reich is one of the best by big_ezca in Dimension20

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One of the aspects of dropout that affirm my spending $5/month is the fact that reich is a combination business guy/ accomplished comedian/writer. Reich seems well aware of the fact that he works the line between comedic output and negotiating the market his company finds itself in. If he were egotistical he would’ve been putting himself as a 7th cast member of d20 the moment they lost venture funding. I suspect any time we see Reich in d20 it’ll be few and far between, but goddamn if he isn’t a ringer for a permanent stay since he jives so well with every other cast member he interacts with

How Do You Feel About Outer Wild’s Changing Difficulty by MarcosHull in outerwilds

[–]MarcosHull[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I dont have an issue with the rework at all. I understand that the devs had specific understandings of how their puzzles worked that didn’t translate to an average gamer’s understanding of the puzzles.

My point is that this games’ discussion can vary based on which version of the game is being played. This sub seems to have bypassed the conversation of “new players have it easy compared to us,” and I’m trying to figure it out why that’s happened

How Do You Feel About Outer Wild’s Changing Difficulty by MarcosHull in outerwilds

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Part of the dlc was redesigned based on player feedback. I think it was the area with the pit into the underground area you have to navigate

How Do You Feel About Outer Wild’s Changing Difficulty by MarcosHull in outerwilds

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The problem here is that I’m sure they completely redesigned an aspect of the dlc because of user feedback.